Dicete
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Hate is not a family value. Voxer. I am a curiosity. She/her. http://post.news/dicete | http://threads.net/@dtenery | geekswhodrink.com
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Behold, the best 9/11 humor of all time: The Onion's TV listings (my favorite row is MTV)
September 11, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Behold, the best 9/11 humor of all time: The Onion's TV listings (my favorite row is MTV)
My podcast listening has shifted away from current events to a steady diet of several combinations of SNL folks talking to other SNL folks. My life is immeasurably better.
July 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
My podcast listening has shifted away from current events to a steady diet of several combinations of SNL folks talking to other SNL folks. My life is immeasurably better.
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Opinion | Yes, I voted for Trump’s megabill despite knowing it will harm my constituents. But if I hadn’t, I’d be primaried by someone who’d vote just like me but not give anti-Trump comments on background to The Times.
July 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Opinion | Yes, I voted for Trump’s megabill despite knowing it will harm my constituents. But if I hadn’t, I’d be primaried by someone who’d vote just like me but not give anti-Trump comments on background to The Times.
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“i’m good and you?” I say to my coworker as the government is kidnapping my community, bombing everywhere with brown people, and my immune system attacks my own body leaving me disabled.
June 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
“i’m good and you?” I say to my coworker as the government is kidnapping my community, bombing everywhere with brown people, and my immune system attacks my own body leaving me disabled.
Does moronic wannabe dictator at the helm qualify as a hardship for early 401k withdrawals? Asking for anyone under 60. #byebye401k
April 3, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Does moronic wannabe dictator at the helm qualify as a hardship for early 401k withdrawals? Asking for anyone under 60. #byebye401k
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You guys... if this isn't what heaven looks like, I'm not going ❤️
(yes, there will be other animals as well!)
📽️saschavan
(yes, there will be other animals as well!)
📽️saschavan
March 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
You guys... if this isn't what heaven looks like, I'm not going ❤️
(yes, there will be other animals as well!)
📽️saschavan
(yes, there will be other animals as well!)
📽️saschavan
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I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.
March 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.
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"I don’t think people realize how much strength it takes to pull your own self out of an anxiety attack or a panic attack. So if you’ve done that today or any day, I’m proud of you. 💙
March 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
"I don’t think people realize how much strength it takes to pull your own self out of an anxiety attack or a panic attack. So if you’ve done that today or any day, I’m proud of you. 💙
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PSA: It’s not an “editorial section” if the owner of the newspaper is telling you what you can or cannot editorialize.
February 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
PSA: It’s not an “editorial section” if the owner of the newspaper is telling you what you can or cannot editorialize.
Reminder: If you take a plea to be kinder and more generous of heart to your fellow man as a personal attack, YOU are the problem.
January 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Reminder: If you take a plea to be kinder and more generous of heart to your fellow man as a personal attack, YOU are the problem.
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If your Christianity causes you to be offended by someone asking the most powerful person in the country to be merciful towards the powerless, then you have profoundly misunderstood the teachings of Jesus Christ.
January 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
If your Christianity causes you to be offended by someone asking the most powerful person in the country to be merciful towards the powerless, then you have profoundly misunderstood the teachings of Jesus Christ.
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"We have checked our inventory thoroughly, and we no longer have any shits left to give. We only had a small amount of shits left at the end of last year, and now we’ve found that the most recent news cycles have completely emptied us out."
FAQ: The Status of the Shits Women Have Left to Give
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January 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"We have checked our inventory thoroughly, and we no longer have any shits left to give. We only had a small amount of shits left at the end of last year, and now we’ve found that the most recent news cycles have completely emptied us out."
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Please don’t be insensitive. Posting about what you enjoy is triggering to people who can’t enjoy anything
February 17, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Please don’t be insensitive. Posting about what you enjoy is triggering to people who can’t enjoy anything
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We all let Jimmy Carter down.
November 14, 2024 at 10:01 PM
We all let Jimmy Carter down.
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You better fucking subscribe to The Onion. This is the kind of thing we will do with your money.
It allowed us to buy InfoWars. Now help us staff it.
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It allowed us to buy InfoWars. Now help us staff it.
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Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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November 14, 2024 at 2:13 PM
You better fucking subscribe to The Onion. This is the kind of thing we will do with your money.
It allowed us to buy InfoWars. Now help us staff it.
membership.theonion.com
It allowed us to buy InfoWars. Now help us staff it.
membership.theonion.com
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Can’t wait to look back at this when Susan votes to confirm him
Susan Collins tells reporters she was “shocked” at Gaetz’s nomination
November 13, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Can’t wait to look back at this when Susan votes to confirm him
In the old days, when I used to work advertising agency project management, I saw the same scenario play out a few times.
November 13, 2024 at 7:29 PM
In the old days, when I used to work advertising agency project management, I saw the same scenario play out a few times.
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Undecided voters not beating the "dumbest motherfuckers alive" allegations
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
November 5, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Undecided voters not beating the "dumbest motherfuckers alive" allegations
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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Ok fuck it, he’s a white guy, just give Andy Beshear the nomination now
November 13, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Ok fuck it, he’s a white guy, just give Andy Beshear the nomination now
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The new Defense Secretary says women shouldn’t be in combat. The new Ambassador to Israel says the West Bank and Gaza don’t exist. The new Homeland Security Secretary is a dogkiller. The new SoS had a dick-measuring contest with Trump. Musk—who secretly talks to Putin—has an illegal job.
It’s Day 7
It’s Day 7
November 13, 2024 at 3:12 AM
The new Defense Secretary says women shouldn’t be in combat. The new Ambassador to Israel says the West Bank and Gaza don’t exist. The new Homeland Security Secretary is a dogkiller. The new SoS had a dick-measuring contest with Trump. Musk—who secretly talks to Putin—has an illegal job.
It’s Day 7
It’s Day 7