{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
ME: Because everyone clogs the toilets?
WIFE (eyes narrowing): ... because people dump turkey grease down the sink.
ME: Because everyone clogs the toilets?
WIFE (eyes narrowing): ... because people dump turkey grease down the sink.
EVE: stop calling me that
EVE: stop calling me that