shaelyn
@diabeyonce.bsky.social
super graphic ultra modern girl // cap ☼ sag ☾ leo ↑ // she/her // philly
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shaelyn
@diabeyonce.bsky.social
· Nov 13
big fan of marine biology, chappell roan, dubstep, sharks, philadelphia, art, beyoncé, turnstile, tattoos, cats, pretty lights, festivals, lesbians, human rights, shitposting, activism, leftism, severe weather events, adventure time, it’s always sunny, the basement yard, jeeps, and silly jokes
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[on my deathbed] I should have masturbated more
December 18, 2024 at 1:54 PM
[on my deathbed] I should have masturbated more
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unnecessary care makes me furious. you didn't earn those stitches.
December 12, 2024 at 9:56 PM
unnecessary care makes me furious. you didn't earn those stitches.
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December 12, 2024 at 5:33 PM
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beach in december cus im gods favorite
December 10, 2024 at 5:21 PM
beach in december cus im gods favorite
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Right so after several recent incidents at work it seems like it's time to tap the sign again:
Never apologize to me when your cat crashes a video call.
Your cat is perfect.
I understand that the begging for attention is not charming to you but it is to me and I wish to see your cat.
Thank you.
Never apologize to me when your cat crashes a video call.
Your cat is perfect.
I understand that the begging for attention is not charming to you but it is to me and I wish to see your cat.
Thank you.
December 10, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Right so after several recent incidents at work it seems like it's time to tap the sign again:
Never apologize to me when your cat crashes a video call.
Your cat is perfect.
I understand that the begging for attention is not charming to you but it is to me and I wish to see your cat.
Thank you.
Never apologize to me when your cat crashes a video call.
Your cat is perfect.
I understand that the begging for attention is not charming to you but it is to me and I wish to see your cat.
Thank you.
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one of the fun aspects of chronic illness is that the prospect of getting a test that comes back abnormal is extremely exciting
pending some tests that I’m hoping won’t be too much of a problem to convince my doctor to run
December 9, 2024 at 11:36 AM
one of the fun aspects of chronic illness is that the prospect of getting a test that comes back abnormal is extremely exciting
anyone have any recommendations for free basic adobe program tutorials?? i have lost nearly all the knowledge i had on how to use illustrator and photoshop over the years and i would like to be able to have both on my resume as i look for more creative job roles
December 10, 2024 at 5:52 AM
anyone have any recommendations for free basic adobe program tutorials?? i have lost nearly all the knowledge i had on how to use illustrator and photoshop over the years and i would like to be able to have both on my resume as i look for more creative job roles
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sharks just have bad PR, stonefish are the real worst fish, what kind of sadist spends his whole life doing elite level camouflage and then kills you with pain for not seeing him
December 1, 2024 at 12:35 PM
sharks just have bad PR, stonefish are the real worst fish, what kind of sadist spends his whole life doing elite level camouflage and then kills you with pain for not seeing him
can someone in the marine biology world tell me how i can differentiate between dusky and pacific white sided dolphins??? if i have references i can tell but is there like a trick to knowing instantly???
December 9, 2024 at 4:27 AM
can someone in the marine biology world tell me how i can differentiate between dusky and pacific white sided dolphins??? if i have references i can tell but is there like a trick to knowing instantly???
i love pretty lights. just reminding everyone
December 7, 2024 at 7:29 PM
i love pretty lights. just reminding everyone
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Suicide postponed
December 5, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Suicide postponed
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amazing to hear "hot to go" multiple times during the macys Thanksgiving parade, america loves this song about being an anxious horny lesbian!!!
November 30, 2024 at 1:57 AM
amazing to hear "hot to go" multiple times during the macys Thanksgiving parade, america loves this song about being an anxious horny lesbian!!!
how do i tell ** ** that i ***** **** *** and **** ** *** ****** without ******* ** **********
November 29, 2024 at 2:22 AM
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thankful for these four angel cats i have the pleasure of sharing my home/bed/personal bubble with 🩵
November 29, 2024 at 1:30 AM
thankful for these four angel cats i have the pleasure of sharing my home/bed/personal bubble with 🩵
havent seen my ex or his family in like 6-7 years but i still get holiday texts from his mom every year and that’s on being a sweet little unforgettable angel
November 28, 2024 at 11:24 PM
havent seen my ex or his family in like 6-7 years but i still get holiday texts from his mom every year and that’s on being a sweet little unforgettable angel
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Orcas have started wearing dead salmon as hats again, just fyi
www.iflscience.com/wearing-a-sa...
www.iflscience.com/wearing-a-sa...
Wearing A Salmon On Your Head Is Back In Fashion For Orcas, After A 37-Year Break
In 1987, there was a strange trend amongst killer whales. Recent sightings show it's back in fashion.
www.iflscience.com
November 27, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Orcas have started wearing dead salmon as hats again, just fyi
www.iflscience.com/wearing-a-sa...
www.iflscience.com/wearing-a-sa...
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I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.
November 27, 2024 at 4:08 PM
I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.
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Suing Kendrick for having a superior diss track is something Kendrick would say Drake does in a diss track
November 25, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Suing Kendrick for having a superior diss track is something Kendrick would say Drake does in a diss track
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can i be pretty here for a sec? ya? cool cool✨
November 25, 2024 at 3:22 PM
can i be pretty here for a sec? ya? cool cool✨
they should invent a coral that doesn’t die due to changing water temperatures leading me to suffer from suicidal ideation
November 25, 2024 at 10:53 AM
they should invent a coral that doesn’t die due to changing water temperatures leading me to suffer from suicidal ideation
i swear to god the lizards in these things are always fighting
November 25, 2024 at 10:21 AM
i swear to god the lizards in these things are always fighting