Deweyoxberg
@deweyoxberg.bsky.social
Pocket techie. He/him.
I support freedoms of choice, bodily autonomy and relationship. Free speech is not an excuse to be a jerk.
Sometimes parody, too.
80's kid - them's were the days! 42. As in The Best Number Of Life, The Universe, Everything.
I support freedoms of choice, bodily autonomy and relationship. Free speech is not an excuse to be a jerk.
Sometimes parody, too.
80's kid - them's were the days! 42. As in The Best Number Of Life, The Universe, Everything.
Canadians are done taking shit.
Righteous bud.
Righteous bud.
CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF!
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
February 14, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Canadians are done taking shit.
Righteous bud.
Righteous bud.
Reposted by Deweyoxberg
For those outside of Canada, I wish to direct you to the
École Polytechnique massacre Wikipedia page. When Americans say to us, "we don't want Canada to become like the US," you are erasing an event we will still memorialize and that shaped our gun laws.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%89c...
École Polytechnique massacre Wikipedia page. When Americans say to us, "we don't want Canada to become like the US," you are erasing an event we will still memorialize and that shaped our gun laws.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%89c...
École Polytechnique massacre - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 14, 2026 at 12:44 AM
For those outside of Canada, I wish to direct you to the
École Polytechnique massacre Wikipedia page. When Americans say to us, "we don't want Canada to become like the US," you are erasing an event we will still memorialize and that shaped our gun laws.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%89c...
École Polytechnique massacre Wikipedia page. When Americans say to us, "we don't want Canada to become like the US," you are erasing an event we will still memorialize and that shaped our gun laws.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%89c...
Reposted by Deweyoxberg
Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
February 13, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
That's not a thing to brag about...
February 12, 2026 at 8:27 PM
That's not a thing to brag about...
Reposted by Deweyoxberg
Meanwhile,
Ukrposhta ⬇️
Ukrposhta ⬇️
February 12, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Meanwhile,
Ukrposhta ⬇️
Ukrposhta ⬇️
@vcdgf555.bsky.social good morning.
#6/2233 in the NOTAM's.
Ten days, for "special security". Doesn't elaborate. Figured you might be interested.
#6/2233 in the NOTAM's.
Ten days, for "special security". Doesn't elaborate. Figured you might be interested.
FAA halts all flights to and from El Paso, Texas, and an area of southern New Mexico for 10 days over security concerns https://cnn.it/4rbdn0R
February 11, 2026 at 10:05 AM
@vcdgf555.bsky.social good morning.
#6/2233 in the NOTAM's.
Ten days, for "special security". Doesn't elaborate. Figured you might be interested.
#6/2233 in the NOTAM's.
Ten days, for "special security". Doesn't elaborate. Figured you might be interested.
It's the FUCKING guns.
It has ALWAYS been the fucking guns. In every fucking country.
I can't process anymore shootings. I cannot. Shooting is for the battlefield.
It has ALWAYS been the fucking guns. In every fucking country.
I can't process anymore shootings. I cannot. Shooting is for the battlefield.
February 11, 2026 at 3:35 AM
It's the FUCKING guns.
It has ALWAYS been the fucking guns. In every fucking country.
I can't process anymore shootings. I cannot. Shooting is for the battlefield.
It has ALWAYS been the fucking guns. In every fucking country.
I can't process anymore shootings. I cannot. Shooting is for the battlefield.
As the discord fallout gathers steam, a good reminder to turn ALL of this *OFF*:
February 10, 2026 at 6:32 PM
As the discord fallout gathers steam, a good reminder to turn ALL of this *OFF*:
Ok hear me out
Puplympics.
With events like goodbois running downhill, goodgirls fetching, the 100 minute bellyrubathon, and so on.
Relay races would be out though - move one stick from one team to another and it would be pandemo... hold up.. that's a GREAT idea.
Treatos instead of medals :nod:
Puplympics.
With events like goodbois running downhill, goodgirls fetching, the 100 minute bellyrubathon, and so on.
Relay races would be out though - move one stick from one team to another and it would be pandemo... hold up.. that's a GREAT idea.
Treatos instead of medals :nod:
February 10, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Ok hear me out
Puplympics.
With events like goodbois running downhill, goodgirls fetching, the 100 minute bellyrubathon, and so on.
Relay races would be out though - move one stick from one team to another and it would be pandemo... hold up.. that's a GREAT idea.
Treatos instead of medals :nod:
Puplympics.
With events like goodbois running downhill, goodgirls fetching, the 100 minute bellyrubathon, and so on.
Relay races would be out though - move one stick from one team to another and it would be pandemo... hold up.. that's a GREAT idea.
Treatos instead of medals :nod:
You know you're Canadian when you tell temperature by the crunch of the snow.
February 10, 2026 at 6:09 PM
You know you're Canadian when you tell temperature by the crunch of the snow.
Age verification?
Explain to me what a jumper block is without google, young one.
I was there, Discordalf, 3000 years ago when mass storage required jumpers in the right positions.
Explain to me what a jumper block is without google, young one.
I was there, Discordalf, 3000 years ago when mass storage required jumpers in the right positions.
February 10, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Age verification?
Explain to me what a jumper block is without google, young one.
I was there, Discordalf, 3000 years ago when mass storage required jumpers in the right positions.
Explain to me what a jumper block is without google, young one.
I was there, Discordalf, 3000 years ago when mass storage required jumpers in the right positions.
Age verification? I know that suspending due process, mass incarceration, detainment without charge in concentration camps, kidnapping, violating court orders and the constitution, and being a pedo ring head honcho are all very bad things.
But tell me again it's about "protecting" anything.
But tell me again it's about "protecting" anything.
February 10, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Age verification? I know that suspending due process, mass incarceration, detainment without charge in concentration camps, kidnapping, violating court orders and the constitution, and being a pedo ring head honcho are all very bad things.
But tell me again it's about "protecting" anything.
But tell me again it's about "protecting" anything.
May we heal our planet lest we infect the stars.
And in so doing, heal ourselves.
o7
And in so doing, heal ourselves.
o7
February 10, 2026 at 5:08 AM
May we heal our planet lest we infect the stars.
And in so doing, heal ourselves.
o7
And in so doing, heal ourselves.
o7
Fuck off Discord.
You can't even detect the difference between a human sending friend requests and asking for support help with zero possibility of the human fixing things.
I am not uploading shit, especially not to a US COMPANY IN THE MIDDLE OF A FASCIST OCCUPATION.
HELlllllloooooo Discccoorrdd
You can't even detect the difference between a human sending friend requests and asking for support help with zero possibility of the human fixing things.
I am not uploading shit, especially not to a US COMPANY IN THE MIDDLE OF A FASCIST OCCUPATION.
HELlllllloooooo Discccoorrdd
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Fuck off Discord.
You can't even detect the difference between a human sending friend requests and asking for support help with zero possibility of the human fixing things.
I am not uploading shit, especially not to a US COMPANY IN THE MIDDLE OF A FASCIST OCCUPATION.
HELlllllloooooo Discccoorrdd
You can't even detect the difference between a human sending friend requests and asking for support help with zero possibility of the human fixing things.
I am not uploading shit, especially not to a US COMPANY IN THE MIDDLE OF A FASCIST OCCUPATION.
HELlllllloooooo Discccoorrdd
Thank you Cheeto for the inspiration:
youtu.be/Be49p60FPSk
Captions are me just whipping up something out of my brain, cause fuck AI, but also fuck Cheeto.
youtu.be/Be49p60FPSk
Captions are me just whipping up something out of my brain, cause fuck AI, but also fuck Cheeto.
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Thank you Cheeto for the inspiration:
youtu.be/Be49p60FPSk
Captions are me just whipping up something out of my brain, cause fuck AI, but also fuck Cheeto.
youtu.be/Be49p60FPSk
Captions are me just whipping up something out of my brain, cause fuck AI, but also fuck Cheeto.
I'm happy for her too. 😜🤣😉
This is not a post about bears.
This is not a post about bears.
February 7, 2026 at 3:32 AM
I'm happy for her too. 😜🤣😉
This is not a post about bears.
This is not a post about bears.
New Reality TV Show idea:
Sourdough Moms Of SoCal
Yall, sourdough starters have cult followings. It'd be even more wild than jersey shore!
Sourdough Moms Of SoCal
Yall, sourdough starters have cult followings. It'd be even more wild than jersey shore!
February 7, 2026 at 3:28 AM
New Reality TV Show idea:
Sourdough Moms Of SoCal
Yall, sourdough starters have cult followings. It'd be even more wild than jersey shore!
Sourdough Moms Of SoCal
Yall, sourdough starters have cult followings. It'd be even more wild than jersey shore!
Get you a partner or friends who respond to your quirky nerdy dorky creative self like Aragorn opening those heavy doors...
February 6, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Get you a partner or friends who respond to your quirky nerdy dorky creative self like Aragorn opening those heavy doors...
Reposted by Deweyoxberg
Being in InfoSec is cool as fuck except all the times where it's straight up exhausting.
February 6, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Being in InfoSec is cool as fuck except all the times where it's straight up exhausting.
Who had Minue Maid discontinuing its frozen juice business on their February bingo card?
80 years... wow.
80 years... wow.
February 5, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Who had Minue Maid discontinuing its frozen juice business on their February bingo card?
80 years... wow.
80 years... wow.
#1 piece of evidence Trump is guilty as fuck with this Epstein madness isn't even in the Epstein files, but this, quote him:
"athletic event featuring the greatest high school athletes — one young man and one young woman from each state and territory."
Read it again. This is not an athletic thing.
"athletic event featuring the greatest high school athletes — one young man and one young woman from each state and territory."
Read it again. This is not an athletic thing.
February 5, 2026 at 6:16 PM
#1 piece of evidence Trump is guilty as fuck with this Epstein madness isn't even in the Epstein files, but this, quote him:
"athletic event featuring the greatest high school athletes — one young man and one young woman from each state and territory."
Read it again. This is not an athletic thing.
"athletic event featuring the greatest high school athletes — one young man and one young woman from each state and territory."
Read it again. This is not an athletic thing.
Dun wanna uppies.
Wanna eepies.
Adulting is boosheet.
Was all warm and cozy and cuddly. Bleh.
Wanna eepies.
Adulting is boosheet.
Was all warm and cozy and cuddly. Bleh.
February 5, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Dun wanna uppies.
Wanna eepies.
Adulting is boosheet.
Was all warm and cozy and cuddly. Bleh.
Wanna eepies.
Adulting is boosheet.
Was all warm and cozy and cuddly. Bleh.
I. Have. So. Many. Questions.
February 5, 2026 at 6:25 AM
I. Have. So. Many. Questions.
I'm embarassed to post this but...
In hindsight... now that I recall the voice, the outfits, the attitude... oh god all the markers were there weren't they. WELP!
In hindsight... now that I recall the voice, the outfits, the attitude... oh god all the markers were there weren't they. WELP!
February 4, 2026 at 10:40 PM
I'm embarassed to post this but...
In hindsight... now that I recall the voice, the outfits, the attitude... oh god all the markers were there weren't they. WELP!
In hindsight... now that I recall the voice, the outfits, the attitude... oh god all the markers were there weren't they. WELP!