Deweyoxberg
@deweyoxberg.bsky.social
Pocket techie. He/him.
I support freedoms of choice, bodily autonomy and relationship. Free speech is not an excuse to be a jerk.
Sometimes parody, too.
80's kid - them's were the days! 42. As in The Best Number Of Life, The Universe, Everything.
I support freedoms of choice, bodily autonomy and relationship. Free speech is not an excuse to be a jerk.
Sometimes parody, too.
80's kid - them's were the days! 42. As in The Best Number Of Life, The Universe, Everything.
As the discord fallout gathers steam, a good reminder to turn ALL of this *OFF*:
February 10, 2026 at 6:32 PM
As the discord fallout gathers steam, a good reminder to turn ALL of this *OFF*:
Ok hear me out
Puplympics.
With events like goodbois running downhill, goodgirls fetching, the 100 minute bellyrubathon, and so on.
Relay races would be out though - move one stick from one team to another and it would be pandemo... hold up.. that's a GREAT idea.
Treatos instead of medals :nod:
Puplympics.
With events like goodbois running downhill, goodgirls fetching, the 100 minute bellyrubathon, and so on.
Relay races would be out though - move one stick from one team to another and it would be pandemo... hold up.. that's a GREAT idea.
Treatos instead of medals :nod:
February 10, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Ok hear me out
Puplympics.
With events like goodbois running downhill, goodgirls fetching, the 100 minute bellyrubathon, and so on.
Relay races would be out though - move one stick from one team to another and it would be pandemo... hold up.. that's a GREAT idea.
Treatos instead of medals :nod:
Puplympics.
With events like goodbois running downhill, goodgirls fetching, the 100 minute bellyrubathon, and so on.
Relay races would be out though - move one stick from one team to another and it would be pandemo... hold up.. that's a GREAT idea.
Treatos instead of medals :nod:
You know you're Canadian when you tell temperature by the crunch of the snow.
February 10, 2026 at 6:09 PM
You know you're Canadian when you tell temperature by the crunch of the snow.
Age verification?
Explain to me what a jumper block is without google, young one.
I was there, Discordalf, 3000 years ago when mass storage required jumpers in the right positions.
Explain to me what a jumper block is without google, young one.
I was there, Discordalf, 3000 years ago when mass storage required jumpers in the right positions.
February 10, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Age verification?
Explain to me what a jumper block is without google, young one.
I was there, Discordalf, 3000 years ago when mass storage required jumpers in the right positions.
Explain to me what a jumper block is without google, young one.
I was there, Discordalf, 3000 years ago when mass storage required jumpers in the right positions.
Age verification? I know that suspending due process, mass incarceration, detainment without charge in concentration camps, kidnapping, violating court orders and the constitution, and being a pedo ring head honcho are all very bad things.
But tell me again it's about "protecting" anything.
But tell me again it's about "protecting" anything.
February 10, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Age verification? I know that suspending due process, mass incarceration, detainment without charge in concentration camps, kidnapping, violating court orders and the constitution, and being a pedo ring head honcho are all very bad things.
But tell me again it's about "protecting" anything.
But tell me again it's about "protecting" anything.
May we heal our planet lest we infect the stars.
And in so doing, heal ourselves.
o7
And in so doing, heal ourselves.
o7
February 10, 2026 at 5:08 AM
May we heal our planet lest we infect the stars.
And in so doing, heal ourselves.
o7
And in so doing, heal ourselves.
o7
Fuck off Discord.
You can't even detect the difference between a human sending friend requests and asking for support help with zero possibility of the human fixing things.
I am not uploading shit, especially not to a US COMPANY IN THE MIDDLE OF A FASCIST OCCUPATION.
HELlllllloooooo Discccoorrdd
You can't even detect the difference between a human sending friend requests and asking for support help with zero possibility of the human fixing things.
I am not uploading shit, especially not to a US COMPANY IN THE MIDDLE OF A FASCIST OCCUPATION.
HELlllllloooooo Discccoorrdd
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Fuck off Discord.
You can't even detect the difference between a human sending friend requests and asking for support help with zero possibility of the human fixing things.
I am not uploading shit, especially not to a US COMPANY IN THE MIDDLE OF A FASCIST OCCUPATION.
HELlllllloooooo Discccoorrdd
You can't even detect the difference between a human sending friend requests and asking for support help with zero possibility of the human fixing things.
I am not uploading shit, especially not to a US COMPANY IN THE MIDDLE OF A FASCIST OCCUPATION.
HELlllllloooooo Discccoorrdd
Thank you Cheeto for the inspiration:
youtu.be/Be49p60FPSk
Captions are me just whipping up something out of my brain, cause fuck AI, but also fuck Cheeto.
youtu.be/Be49p60FPSk
Captions are me just whipping up something out of my brain, cause fuck AI, but also fuck Cheeto.
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Thank you Cheeto for the inspiration:
youtu.be/Be49p60FPSk
Captions are me just whipping up something out of my brain, cause fuck AI, but also fuck Cheeto.
youtu.be/Be49p60FPSk
Captions are me just whipping up something out of my brain, cause fuck AI, but also fuck Cheeto.
I'm happy for her too. 😜🤣😉
This is not a post about bears.
This is not a post about bears.
February 7, 2026 at 3:32 AM
I'm happy for her too. 😜🤣😉
This is not a post about bears.
This is not a post about bears.
New Reality TV Show idea:
Sourdough Moms Of SoCal
Yall, sourdough starters have cult followings. It'd be even more wild than jersey shore!
Sourdough Moms Of SoCal
Yall, sourdough starters have cult followings. It'd be even more wild than jersey shore!
February 7, 2026 at 3:28 AM
New Reality TV Show idea:
Sourdough Moms Of SoCal
Yall, sourdough starters have cult followings. It'd be even more wild than jersey shore!
Sourdough Moms Of SoCal
Yall, sourdough starters have cult followings. It'd be even more wild than jersey shore!
Get you a partner or friends who respond to your quirky nerdy dorky creative self like Aragorn opening those heavy doors...
February 6, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Get you a partner or friends who respond to your quirky nerdy dorky creative self like Aragorn opening those heavy doors...
Reposted by Deweyoxberg
Being in InfoSec is cool as fuck except all the times where it's straight up exhausting.
February 6, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Being in InfoSec is cool as fuck except all the times where it's straight up exhausting.
Who had Minue Maid discontinuing its frozen juice business on their February bingo card?
80 years... wow.
80 years... wow.
February 5, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Who had Minue Maid discontinuing its frozen juice business on their February bingo card?
80 years... wow.
80 years... wow.
#1 piece of evidence Trump is guilty as fuck with this Epstein madness isn't even in the Epstein files, but this, quote him:
"athletic event featuring the greatest high school athletes — one young man and one young woman from each state and territory."
Read it again. This is not an athletic thing.
"athletic event featuring the greatest high school athletes — one young man and one young woman from each state and territory."
Read it again. This is not an athletic thing.
February 5, 2026 at 6:16 PM
#1 piece of evidence Trump is guilty as fuck with this Epstein madness isn't even in the Epstein files, but this, quote him:
"athletic event featuring the greatest high school athletes — one young man and one young woman from each state and territory."
Read it again. This is not an athletic thing.
"athletic event featuring the greatest high school athletes — one young man and one young woman from each state and territory."
Read it again. This is not an athletic thing.
Dun wanna uppies.
Wanna eepies.
Adulting is boosheet.
Was all warm and cozy and cuddly. Bleh.
Wanna eepies.
Adulting is boosheet.
Was all warm and cozy and cuddly. Bleh.
February 5, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Dun wanna uppies.
Wanna eepies.
Adulting is boosheet.
Was all warm and cozy and cuddly. Bleh.
Wanna eepies.
Adulting is boosheet.
Was all warm and cozy and cuddly. Bleh.
I. Have. So. Many. Questions.
February 5, 2026 at 6:25 AM
I. Have. So. Many. Questions.
I'm embarassed to post this but...
In hindsight... now that I recall the voice, the outfits, the attitude... oh god all the markers were there weren't they. WELP!
In hindsight... now that I recall the voice, the outfits, the attitude... oh god all the markers were there weren't they. WELP!
February 4, 2026 at 10:40 PM
I'm embarassed to post this but...
In hindsight... now that I recall the voice, the outfits, the attitude... oh god all the markers were there weren't they. WELP!
In hindsight... now that I recall the voice, the outfits, the attitude... oh god all the markers were there weren't they. WELP!
UCP/Danielle Smith can FUCK OFF.
No, the province does not get a say in who's appointed as judges. No we don't get consulted. Learn how Canada works - it is NOT like the USA *AT ALL*. Godamn you're Premier with ONE job.
Take your QAnon Trump 2.0 GOP seditious ass and pack it OUTTA HERE.
UCP OUT!
No, the province does not get a say in who's appointed as judges. No we don't get consulted. Learn how Canada works - it is NOT like the USA *AT ALL*. Godamn you're Premier with ONE job.
Take your QAnon Trump 2.0 GOP seditious ass and pack it OUTTA HERE.
UCP OUT!
February 3, 2026 at 9:09 PM
UCP/Danielle Smith can FUCK OFF.
No, the province does not get a say in who's appointed as judges. No we don't get consulted. Learn how Canada works - it is NOT like the USA *AT ALL*. Godamn you're Premier with ONE job.
Take your QAnon Trump 2.0 GOP seditious ass and pack it OUTTA HERE.
UCP OUT!
No, the province does not get a say in who's appointed as judges. No we don't get consulted. Learn how Canada works - it is NOT like the USA *AT ALL*. Godamn you're Premier with ONE job.
Take your QAnon Trump 2.0 GOP seditious ass and pack it OUTTA HERE.
UCP OUT!
Oooh christmas present!
Musk's X office in France raided by Paris prosecutor
Musk's X office in France raided by Paris prosecutor
The Paris prosecutor says its cyber-crime unit is conducting a search of X's offices.
www.bbc.com
February 3, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Oooh christmas present!
Who the heck designed bluesky's UI?
And stuck both the save and forward buttons smack next to the like button instead of under a hamburger?
I have big hands damnit.
And stuck both the save and forward buttons smack next to the like button instead of under a hamburger?
I have big hands damnit.
February 3, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Who the heck designed bluesky's UI?
And stuck both the save and forward buttons smack next to the like button instead of under a hamburger?
I have big hands damnit.
And stuck both the save and forward buttons smack next to the like button instead of under a hamburger?
I have big hands damnit.
Reposted by Deweyoxberg
I can't believe we're gonna get to buy our Halloween costumes at the damn Kennedy Center.
February 3, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I can't believe we're gonna get to buy our Halloween costumes at the damn Kennedy Center.
Sticks up, junior Mustangs. Am sorry for your losses :(
(context: practice. travel. car crash. three victims). Not gonna link it. Just... yeah. A little too close to "home".
(context: practice. travel. car crash. three victims). Not gonna link it. Just... yeah. A little too close to "home".
February 3, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Sticks up, junior Mustangs. Am sorry for your losses :(
(context: practice. travel. car crash. three victims). Not gonna link it. Just... yeah. A little too close to "home".
(context: practice. travel. car crash. three victims). Not gonna link it. Just... yeah. A little too close to "home".
It dawns on me why they want datacenters in space...
Because they'd be difficult to raid.
What kind of timeline do we have to live in where my thinking has been warped by <points to everything> where that is even remotely a possibility.
Holy hell.
Because they'd be difficult to raid.
What kind of timeline do we have to live in where my thinking has been warped by <points to everything> where that is even remotely a possibility.
Holy hell.
February 2, 2026 at 9:57 PM
It dawns on me why they want datacenters in space...
Because they'd be difficult to raid.
What kind of timeline do we have to live in where my thinking has been warped by <points to everything> where that is even remotely a possibility.
Holy hell.
Because they'd be difficult to raid.
What kind of timeline do we have to live in where my thinking has been warped by <points to everything> where that is even remotely a possibility.
Holy hell.
I had just turned 13 when my Mom broke the news to me, gently, that because of my skin, most of the boys I liked would never like me back.
After so many years of these kind of conversations, I gave up on hoping anyone could like all of me
So I just try to be someone that I like. That’s enough.
After so many years of these kind of conversations, I gave up on hoping anyone could like all of me
So I just try to be someone that I like. That’s enough.
Three things that have been said to me:
1. "I just don't know how to talk to Black people"
2. "Black women scare me. You're nice, though."
3. "Your picture is coming in now..."
(huge pause)
"Oh, you didn't sound Black on the phone." *Click*
And that's why I'm loud about my Blackness.
1. "I just don't know how to talk to Black people"
2. "Black women scare me. You're nice, though."
3. "Your picture is coming in now..."
(huge pause)
"Oh, you didn't sound Black on the phone." *Click*
And that's why I'm loud about my Blackness.
February 2, 2026 at 8:33 PM