Deweyoxberg
@deweyoxberg.bsky.social
Pocket techie. He/him.
I support freedoms of choice, bodily autonomy and relationship. Free speech is not an excuse to be a jerk.
Sometimes parody, too.
80's kid - them's were the days! 42. As in The Best Number Of Life, The Universe, Everything.
I support freedoms of choice, bodily autonomy and relationship. Free speech is not an excuse to be a jerk.
Sometimes parody, too.
80's kid - them's were the days! 42. As in The Best Number Of Life, The Universe, Everything.
Thank you Cheeto for the inspiration:
youtu.be/Be49p60FPSk
Captions are me just whipping up something out of my brain, cause fuck AI, but also fuck Cheeto.
youtu.be/Be49p60FPSk
Captions are me just whipping up something out of my brain, cause fuck AI, but also fuck Cheeto.
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Thank you Cheeto for the inspiration:
youtu.be/Be49p60FPSk
Captions are me just whipping up something out of my brain, cause fuck AI, but also fuck Cheeto.
youtu.be/Be49p60FPSk
Captions are me just whipping up something out of my brain, cause fuck AI, but also fuck Cheeto.
I'm happy for her too. 😜🤣😉
This is not a post about bears.
This is not a post about bears.
February 7, 2026 at 3:32 AM
I'm happy for her too. 😜🤣😉
This is not a post about bears.
This is not a post about bears.
New Reality TV Show idea:
Sourdough Moms Of SoCal
Yall, sourdough starters have cult followings. It'd be even more wild than jersey shore!
Sourdough Moms Of SoCal
Yall, sourdough starters have cult followings. It'd be even more wild than jersey shore!
February 7, 2026 at 3:28 AM
New Reality TV Show idea:
Sourdough Moms Of SoCal
Yall, sourdough starters have cult followings. It'd be even more wild than jersey shore!
Sourdough Moms Of SoCal
Yall, sourdough starters have cult followings. It'd be even more wild than jersey shore!
Get you a partner or friends who respond to your quirky nerdy dorky creative self like Aragorn opening those heavy doors...
February 6, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Get you a partner or friends who respond to your quirky nerdy dorky creative self like Aragorn opening those heavy doors...
Reposted by Deweyoxberg
Being in InfoSec is cool as fuck except all the times where it's straight up exhausting.
February 6, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Being in InfoSec is cool as fuck except all the times where it's straight up exhausting.
Who had Minue Maid discontinuing its frozen juice business on their February bingo card?
80 years... wow.
80 years... wow.
February 5, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Who had Minue Maid discontinuing its frozen juice business on their February bingo card?
80 years... wow.
80 years... wow.
#1 piece of evidence Trump is guilty as fuck with this Epstein madness isn't even in the Epstein files, but this, quote him:
"athletic event featuring the greatest high school athletes — one young man and one young woman from each state and territory."
Read it again. This is not an athletic thing.
"athletic event featuring the greatest high school athletes — one young man and one young woman from each state and territory."
Read it again. This is not an athletic thing.
February 5, 2026 at 6:16 PM
#1 piece of evidence Trump is guilty as fuck with this Epstein madness isn't even in the Epstein files, but this, quote him:
"athletic event featuring the greatest high school athletes — one young man and one young woman from each state and territory."
Read it again. This is not an athletic thing.
"athletic event featuring the greatest high school athletes — one young man and one young woman from each state and territory."
Read it again. This is not an athletic thing.
Dun wanna uppies.
Wanna eepies.
Adulting is boosheet.
Was all warm and cozy and cuddly. Bleh.
Wanna eepies.
Adulting is boosheet.
Was all warm and cozy and cuddly. Bleh.
February 5, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Dun wanna uppies.
Wanna eepies.
Adulting is boosheet.
Was all warm and cozy and cuddly. Bleh.
Wanna eepies.
Adulting is boosheet.
Was all warm and cozy and cuddly. Bleh.
I. Have. So. Many. Questions.
February 5, 2026 at 6:25 AM
I. Have. So. Many. Questions.
I'm embarassed to post this but...
In hindsight... now that I recall the voice, the outfits, the attitude... oh god all the markers were there weren't they. WELP!
In hindsight... now that I recall the voice, the outfits, the attitude... oh god all the markers were there weren't they. WELP!
February 4, 2026 at 10:40 PM
I'm embarassed to post this but...
In hindsight... now that I recall the voice, the outfits, the attitude... oh god all the markers were there weren't they. WELP!
In hindsight... now that I recall the voice, the outfits, the attitude... oh god all the markers were there weren't they. WELP!
UCP/Danielle Smith can FUCK OFF.
No, the province does not get a say in who's appointed as judges. No we don't get consulted. Learn how Canada works - it is NOT like the USA *AT ALL*. Godamn you're Premier with ONE job.
Take your QAnon Trump 2.0 GOP seditious ass and pack it OUTTA HERE.
UCP OUT!
No, the province does not get a say in who's appointed as judges. No we don't get consulted. Learn how Canada works - it is NOT like the USA *AT ALL*. Godamn you're Premier with ONE job.
Take your QAnon Trump 2.0 GOP seditious ass and pack it OUTTA HERE.
UCP OUT!
February 3, 2026 at 9:09 PM
UCP/Danielle Smith can FUCK OFF.
No, the province does not get a say in who's appointed as judges. No we don't get consulted. Learn how Canada works - it is NOT like the USA *AT ALL*. Godamn you're Premier with ONE job.
Take your QAnon Trump 2.0 GOP seditious ass and pack it OUTTA HERE.
UCP OUT!
No, the province does not get a say in who's appointed as judges. No we don't get consulted. Learn how Canada works - it is NOT like the USA *AT ALL*. Godamn you're Premier with ONE job.
Take your QAnon Trump 2.0 GOP seditious ass and pack it OUTTA HERE.
UCP OUT!
Oooh christmas present!
Musk's X office in France raided by Paris prosecutor
Musk's X office in France raided by Paris prosecutor
The Paris prosecutor says its cyber-crime unit is conducting a search of X's offices.
www.bbc.com
February 3, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Oooh christmas present!
Who the heck designed bluesky's UI?
And stuck both the save and forward buttons smack next to the like button instead of under a hamburger?
I have big hands damnit.
And stuck both the save and forward buttons smack next to the like button instead of under a hamburger?
I have big hands damnit.
February 3, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Who the heck designed bluesky's UI?
And stuck both the save and forward buttons smack next to the like button instead of under a hamburger?
I have big hands damnit.
And stuck both the save and forward buttons smack next to the like button instead of under a hamburger?
I have big hands damnit.
Reposted by Deweyoxberg
I can't believe we're gonna get to buy our Halloween costumes at the damn Kennedy Center.
February 3, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I can't believe we're gonna get to buy our Halloween costumes at the damn Kennedy Center.
Sticks up, junior Mustangs. Am sorry for your losses :(
(context: practice. travel. car crash. three victims). Not gonna link it. Just... yeah. A little too close to "home".
(context: practice. travel. car crash. three victims). Not gonna link it. Just... yeah. A little too close to "home".
February 3, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Sticks up, junior Mustangs. Am sorry for your losses :(
(context: practice. travel. car crash. three victims). Not gonna link it. Just... yeah. A little too close to "home".
(context: practice. travel. car crash. three victims). Not gonna link it. Just... yeah. A little too close to "home".
It dawns on me why they want datacenters in space...
Because they'd be difficult to raid.
What kind of timeline do we have to live in where my thinking has been warped by <points to everything> where that is even remotely a possibility.
Holy hell.
Because they'd be difficult to raid.
What kind of timeline do we have to live in where my thinking has been warped by <points to everything> where that is even remotely a possibility.
Holy hell.
February 2, 2026 at 9:57 PM
It dawns on me why they want datacenters in space...
Because they'd be difficult to raid.
What kind of timeline do we have to live in where my thinking has been warped by <points to everything> where that is even remotely a possibility.
Holy hell.
Because they'd be difficult to raid.
What kind of timeline do we have to live in where my thinking has been warped by <points to everything> where that is even remotely a possibility.
Holy hell.
I had just turned 13 when my Mom broke the news to me, gently, that because of my skin, most of the boys I liked would never like me back.
After so many years of these kind of conversations, I gave up on hoping anyone could like all of me
So I just try to be someone that I like. That’s enough.
After so many years of these kind of conversations, I gave up on hoping anyone could like all of me
So I just try to be someone that I like. That’s enough.
Three things that have been said to me:
1. "I just don't know how to talk to Black people"
2. "Black women scare me. You're nice, though."
3. "Your picture is coming in now..."
(huge pause)
"Oh, you didn't sound Black on the phone." *Click*
And that's why I'm loud about my Blackness.
1. "I just don't know how to talk to Black people"
2. "Black women scare me. You're nice, though."
3. "Your picture is coming in now..."
(huge pause)
"Oh, you didn't sound Black on the phone." *Click*
And that's why I'm loud about my Blackness.
February 2, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Reposted by Deweyoxberg
"Hey, hey it's ok. Shhh my darling, come here. It's fine, leave it alone for a moment. Look at me. You're trying very hard. No, dinner isn't ruined. It's ok. Long day, I know. Just rest your head and listen for a minute. There... better?
Ok. Now we can clean up the mess together. Love you." #W1PP
Ok. Now we can clean up the mess together. Love you." #W1PP
Happy hump day and good timezone, lovely bsky peeps 💖
It's time for another Weekly One Post Prompt, and the new word is ...
Mess (or any inflection of it)
Do with it as you will ... as long as it fits into a single post 😈
#W1PP
It's time for another Weekly One Post Prompt, and the new word is ...
Mess (or any inflection of it)
Do with it as you will ... as long as it fits into a single post 😈
#W1PP
February 2, 2026 at 11:50 AM
"Hey, hey it's ok. Shhh my darling, come here. It's fine, leave it alone for a moment. Look at me. You're trying very hard. No, dinner isn't ruined. It's ok. Long day, I know. Just rest your head and listen for a minute. There... better?
Ok. Now we can clean up the mess together. Love you." #W1PP
Ok. Now we can clean up the mess together. Love you." #W1PP
Reposted by Deweyoxberg
Here, I got you a present. It’s a special container where you can keep all your precious critique of other people’s bodies.
February 2, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Here, I got you a present. It’s a special container where you can keep all your precious critique of other people’s bodies.
Reposted by Deweyoxberg
Years ago, a friend asked me why billionaires want MORE money when they could never spend the tiniest fraction of what they have.
My answer is that they want immunity. The immunity to do literally any horrific they want without consequence.
Nothing I've seen since has changed my mind.
My answer is that they want immunity. The immunity to do literally any horrific they want without consequence.
Nothing I've seen since has changed my mind.
January 31, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Years ago, a friend asked me why billionaires want MORE money when they could never spend the tiniest fraction of what they have.
My answer is that they want immunity. The immunity to do literally any horrific they want without consequence.
Nothing I've seen since has changed my mind.
My answer is that they want immunity. The immunity to do literally any horrific they want without consequence.
Nothing I've seen since has changed my mind.
Fellas, if the caprisun isn't dribbling all over your chin and beard, what are you even doing. Ask for instructions.
This is not a post about juice.
This is not a post about juice.
January 31, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Fellas, if the caprisun isn't dribbling all over your chin and beard, what are you even doing. Ask for instructions.
This is not a post about juice.
This is not a post about juice.
So much said with so few words.
Hits incredibly hard, thinking of my own momma with this... saying what I have not been able to say to her for 30 years...
Didn't think I'd have big gloopy sobs at 2 on a Friday afternoon but...here we are...
Gods, love hurts so much.
So. Very. Worth. The. Pain. 😭
Hits incredibly hard, thinking of my own momma with this... saying what I have not been able to say to her for 30 years...
Didn't think I'd have big gloopy sobs at 2 on a Friday afternoon but...here we are...
Gods, love hurts so much.
So. Very. Worth. The. Pain. 😭
January 30, 2026 at 8:57 PM
So much said with so few words.
Hits incredibly hard, thinking of my own momma with this... saying what I have not been able to say to her for 30 years...
Didn't think I'd have big gloopy sobs at 2 on a Friday afternoon but...here we are...
Gods, love hurts so much.
So. Very. Worth. The. Pain. 😭
Hits incredibly hard, thinking of my own momma with this... saying what I have not been able to say to her for 30 years...
Didn't think I'd have big gloopy sobs at 2 on a Friday afternoon but...here we are...
Gods, love hurts so much.
So. Very. Worth. The. Pain. 😭
Reposted by Deweyoxberg
I hope they're laughing together today
January 30, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I hope they're laughing together today