Deweyoxberg
deweyoxberg.bsky.social
Deweyoxberg
@deweyoxberg.bsky.social
Pocket techie. He/him.
I support freedoms of choice, bodily autonomy and relationship. Free speech is not an excuse to be a jerk.

Sometimes parody, too.
80's kid - them's were the days!
Pinned
Anyone have connections at Discord?

Apparently sending too many DM's in an unknown time period locks you out for a whole day.

I've submitted a ticket but really need a fix ASAP. It's connected to a few of my work tools as well.
Tired: Netflix and Chill
Wired: Disney Plus and Thrust
November 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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˚⟡˖ ࣪ Picture boundaries not as walls, but as magically protected doors that only open for peace, love, and respect ˖ ࣪⟡ ˚
November 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
@swiftonsecurity.com Hell hath no panic moment than 1000's of ID's suddenly unable to auth to AD.

Because I forgot to add the new servers to the LogonTo.
And shut off the old ones. HRNGH!

Will only make that mistake once in my career. Gonna Shake It Off with some Swift, as is the law.
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
You all know the rules.
just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management.

remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
What Tom Holland’s historic lip-sync showcase taught us about stormwater management
Grab your umbrella and your tights.
neorsd.medium.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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🗽 New York friends - MELIA needs you. She wants a quiet forever adult only home for Thanksgiving. She doesn't want to spend another holiday in the shelter. 797 days. No dogs, cats are ok. Only 3.5 years old.
Be her hero

💻Adoption@hempsteadny.gov
☎️516.785.5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue
Wantagh, NY 11793
November 18, 2025 at 10:29 AM
*taps the sign and notices the sign needs realignment but then the room needs cleaning and the sign is still left askew and the room uncleaned in executive dysfunction freeze-lock*
Me trying to concentrate long enough to finish one thing today.
November 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
427-1

If we can be done with the admin screwing around now?

Fund Ukraine's defense. Surge critical aid.
Fund Gaza's recovery. Surge critical aid.

Can drop a fully operational fast food joint anywhere in the world. There is no excuse - only lack of will.

Get it done, Western World.
November 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Please hear me when I say this: if a miracle doesn’t happen there will be a second defense of Kyiv
November 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
This damnit.

Then the inverse is also true, where there constantly shifting expectations for the final product, then wonder why even MVP is riddled with issues when the project is force wrapped with no more cycles or resources... like duh.
Trying to measure coding productivity is, and always will be, a fool's errand.

Why? Because I can go for a walk then take a shower and have an idea, then write a single line of code that fixes everything I was working on.

Immense productivity, but by most metrics I didn't do anything at all.
November 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Trying to measure coding productivity is, and always will be, a fool's errand.

Why? Because I can go for a walk then take a shower and have an idea, then write a single line of code that fixes everything I was working on.

Immense productivity, but by most metrics I didn't do anything at all.
November 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Lmmmaaaoooo
a lot of people regretting the 'this shoulda been an email' advice rn lol
November 13, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Lmfao 🤣

Don't forget the batshit zoomies and random disassociative stares at a corner where there is nothing.
Pet play but it's me knocking shit off your desk at 3am and sticking my butthole in your face when you're trying to watch tv.
November 13, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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It all would have been much easier if, as would have happened if we were remotely a serious country, it all ended with the Access Hollywood interview.
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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I really think I just need to log off because I’m so tired of people acting like it is a fine and easy decision to let 40 million people go without food and millions of workers go without paychecks for the coldest months of the year
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Vividly.

It should have all ended there.
Remember 25 years ago when a photo was taken of a fed pointing a gun at a crying refugee child and the image was so shameful it dominated the news cycle for a year
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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He is not happy
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Joke’s on everyone who said liberal arts degrees don’t prepare you for the real world - my studies in rise of the Third Reich now doubles as a survival guide.
November 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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Will be calling my state government and local city leaders tomorrow to see what we're putting in place for those about to lose healthcare or accrue medical debt. We have to work outside the federal government in our local communities to keep people alive. Parallel & community systems of care.
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard.

We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.

We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Once again asking branding to wake up and not allow this shit.
Ok I thought no that’s not real.

/
November 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Watching Twilight for the very first time. Not read the books, not seen any clips, not seen any spoilers.

What's all the hype about.
November 9, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Gros Bateaux Coinceé!
⛴️⛴️⛴️ BIG BOAT STUCK ⛴️⛴️⛴️
Ship stuck in the Detroit. Apparently. Again.
November 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
SCOTUS speed run collapse of America Any%.

Fuck SCOTUS.
Fuck POTUS.

Fund SNAP. End.
November 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
LMAO
November 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Jury says: It was NOT Colonel Mustard on the Sidewalk with the Sandwich.

I'm still giggling hours later.
November 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM