Deweyoxberg
@deweyoxberg.bsky.social
Pocket techie. He/him.
I support freedoms of choice, bodily autonomy and relationship. Free speech is not an excuse to be a jerk.
Sometimes parody, too.
80's kid - them's were the days!
I support freedoms of choice, bodily autonomy and relationship. Free speech is not an excuse to be a jerk.
Sometimes parody, too.
80's kid - them's were the days!
Shit don't even need an evac tone in this case. you can SEE THE LITERAL FIRE BURNING.
Then! Then!!!! The people running TOWARDS the fire with their PHONE OUT focusing on the PHONE instead of what's in FRONT OF THEM... like....
Just take the safety labels off.
Never mind Extinguisher Guy, like:
Then! Then!!!! The people running TOWARDS the fire with their PHONE OUT focusing on the PHONE instead of what's in FRONT OF THEM... like....
Just take the safety labels off.
Never mind Extinguisher Guy, like:
November 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Shit don't even need an evac tone in this case. you can SEE THE LITERAL FIRE BURNING.
Then! Then!!!! The people running TOWARDS the fire with their PHONE OUT focusing on the PHONE instead of what's in FRONT OF THEM... like....
Just take the safety labels off.
Never mind Extinguisher Guy, like:
Then! Then!!!! The people running TOWARDS the fire with their PHONE OUT focusing on the PHONE instead of what's in FRONT OF THEM... like....
Just take the safety labels off.
Never mind Extinguisher Guy, like:
Cruz if indictment dismissed:
November 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Cruz if indictment dismissed:
Driver better be saying their prayers to Santa Maria, aye yaye yaye!!!
November 12, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Driver better be saying their prayers to Santa Maria, aye yaye yaye!!!
But let's take the guy at his own word, shall we?
November 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
But let's take the guy at his own word, shall we?
Excuse me Windows
What are you doing.
What are you doing.
November 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Excuse me Windows
What are you doing.
What are you doing.
Texas GOP: Redraws maps to steal votes.
California Dems: Redraws maps to protect votes.
California GOP: Sues to... protect constitution?
California Dems: Redraws maps to protect votes.
California GOP: Sues to... protect constitution?
November 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Texas GOP: Redraws maps to steal votes.
California Dems: Redraws maps to protect votes.
California GOP: Sues to... protect constitution?
California Dems: Redraws maps to protect votes.
California GOP: Sues to... protect constitution?
You mean the look I give my friendos when they're enjoying the dance floor and I'm watching from a distance, far enough to be unobserved, but close enough to act swiftly?
Like this?
Like this?
November 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
You mean the look I give my friendos when they're enjoying the dance floor and I'm watching from a distance, far enough to be unobserved, but close enough to act swiftly?
Like this?
Like this?
KMNO4
C3H8O3
And a story for the ages:
C3H8O3
And a story for the ages:
October 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
KMNO4
C3H8O3
And a story for the ages:
C3H8O3
And a story for the ages:
This too... the... lines... not... line-ing.
This whole thing is hell.
Could they not have done a darker grey? Like a slate?
This hurts so much.
This whole thing is hell.
Could they not have done a darker grey? Like a slate?
This hurts so much.
October 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
This too... the... lines... not... line-ing.
This whole thing is hell.
Could they not have done a darker grey? Like a slate?
This hurts so much.
This whole thing is hell.
Could they not have done a darker grey? Like a slate?
This hurts so much.
IT'S LITERALLY ON THE LABEL "POTATO CHIPS".
And if the tiny text wasn't enough:
And if the tiny text wasn't enough:
October 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
IT'S LITERALLY ON THE LABEL "POTATO CHIPS".
And if the tiny text wasn't enough:
And if the tiny text wasn't enough:
Could you have told me that BEFORE the fireballs started last night?
The timing was both hilarious but also creepily weird:
(was probably space junk, BUT STILL THE TIMING GOD, COME ON!!! THE TIMING!)
The timing was both hilarious but also creepily weird:
(was probably space junk, BUT STILL THE TIMING GOD, COME ON!!! THE TIMING!)
September 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Could you have told me that BEFORE the fireballs started last night?
The timing was both hilarious but also creepily weird:
(was probably space junk, BUT STILL THE TIMING GOD, COME ON!!! THE TIMING!)
The timing was both hilarious but also creepily weird:
(was probably space junk, BUT STILL THE TIMING GOD, COME ON!!! THE TIMING!)
Probably re-entry debris, seemed to be shedding bits and far slower than spacerocks I've seen before:
September 23, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Probably re-entry debris, seemed to be shedding bits and far slower than spacerocks I've seen before:
@cerberusxt.bsky.social Stumbled on this. No idea where it is from, but hilarious:
September 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
@cerberusxt.bsky.social Stumbled on this. No idea where it is from, but hilarious:
September 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
GEE I WONDER WHY.
Maybe the problem is the leader... just a thought.
I'll send my consult bill in the mail. Oh wait, mail's not working because of the OTHER leader.
God these politicians are dumb as hell.
Maybe the problem is the leader... just a thought.
I'll send my consult bill in the mail. Oh wait, mail's not working because of the OTHER leader.
God these politicians are dumb as hell.
September 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
GEE I WONDER WHY.
Maybe the problem is the leader... just a thought.
I'll send my consult bill in the mail. Oh wait, mail's not working because of the OTHER leader.
God these politicians are dumb as hell.
Maybe the problem is the leader... just a thought.
I'll send my consult bill in the mail. Oh wait, mail's not working because of the OTHER leader.
God these politicians are dumb as hell.
After a very long work day, I am reminded of this gem from Rock Paper Cynic, ten years ago to the day.
Go follow their stuff, it's a great time and excellent work:
www.rockpapercynic.com/about-rock-p...
Go follow their stuff, it's a great time and excellent work:
www.rockpapercynic.com/about-rock-p...
September 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
After a very long work day, I am reminded of this gem from Rock Paper Cynic, ten years ago to the day.
Go follow their stuff, it's a great time and excellent work:
www.rockpapercynic.com/about-rock-p...
Go follow their stuff, it's a great time and excellent work:
www.rockpapercynic.com/about-rock-p...
Hold up.
Wait a minute.
Something ain't right.
Wait a minute.
Something ain't right.
August 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Hold up.
Wait a minute.
Something ain't right.
Wait a minute.
Something ain't right.
Easy - you don't believe a word out of Israel's mouth.
Especially when:
Especially when:
August 22, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Easy - you don't believe a word out of Israel's mouth.
Especially when:
Especially when:
Mowers are outside.
Smokey does not like the mowers.
He has run to me for protection, and once calmed, demanded a tummy tax for the offense of the mowers:
Smokey does not like the mowers.
He has run to me for protection, and once calmed, demanded a tummy tax for the offense of the mowers:
August 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Mowers are outside.
Smokey does not like the mowers.
He has run to me for protection, and once calmed, demanded a tummy tax for the offense of the mowers:
Smokey does not like the mowers.
He has run to me for protection, and once calmed, demanded a tummy tax for the offense of the mowers:
Mug, flag, and a nice sticker such as the unicorn from this:
August 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Mug, flag, and a nice sticker such as the unicorn from this:
Also pictured, someone who does not know how to drive.
And where exactly are you going white SUV.
And where exactly are you going white SUV.
August 19, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Also pictured, someone who does not know how to drive.
And where exactly are you going white SUV.
And where exactly are you going white SUV.
Perfect.
Caught in 4k getting justice delivered by... hold on... I'm getting word...
THEY'RE HOW TALL!?!
Gawdayum.
Caught in 4k getting justice delivered by... hold on... I'm getting word...
THEY'RE HOW TALL!?!
Gawdayum.
August 14, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Perfect.
Caught in 4k getting justice delivered by... hold on... I'm getting word...
THEY'RE HOW TALL!?!
Gawdayum.
Caught in 4k getting justice delivered by... hold on... I'm getting word...
THEY'RE HOW TALL!?!
Gawdayum.
Yknow what grinds my gears?
Non compliance to design standards, such as... whatever THIS is:
Non compliance to design standards, such as... whatever THIS is:
August 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Yknow what grinds my gears?
Non compliance to design standards, such as... whatever THIS is:
Non compliance to design standards, such as... whatever THIS is:
Ladies And Gentlenerds, and all stripes in between including RAID0
WE ARE SO BACK!
And the *BEST* part?
Every fan blowing in the right direction, all spinning as expected. First power up, all lit properly.
WE ARE SO BACK!
And the *BEST* part?
Every fan blowing in the right direction, all spinning as expected. First power up, all lit properly.
August 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Ladies And Gentlenerds, and all stripes in between including RAID0
WE ARE SO BACK!
And the *BEST* part?
Every fan blowing in the right direction, all spinning as expected. First power up, all lit properly.
WE ARE SO BACK!
And the *BEST* part?
Every fan blowing in the right direction, all spinning as expected. First power up, all lit properly.