Allison DeVoe
@devoeas.bsky.social
Senior executive nerdfighter and chronically online figure skating fan
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she texted me back and said "they heard you but thought you meant their scores" 💀
after the first couple skates i texted my friend "what if the men women?" but don't worry, they're not #MilanoCortina2026
February 14, 2026 at 2:27 AM
she texted me back and said "they heard you but thought you meant their scores" 💀
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idk whose idea it was to hold a men’s figure skating competition on Friday the 13th when your average men’s competition is like watching 24 nervous, skittish horses fighting for their lives at the best of times
February 13, 2026 at 10:53 PM
idk whose idea it was to hold a men’s figure skating competition on Friday the 13th when your average men’s competition is like watching 24 nervous, skittish horses fighting for their lives at the best of times
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ah yes, Stephen Gogolev in 5th and just over a point off the podium, as we all expected at this time last year #figureskating #MilanoCortina2026
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
ah yes, Stephen Gogolev in 5th and just over a point off the podium, as we all expected at this time last year #figureskating #MilanoCortina2026
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As much as we talk about it, it always overwhelms me how much Olympic history is unpredictable, written sometimes more by who was there and ready than who was predicted. Bittersweet but true. #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating
February 8, 2026 at 7:06 PM
As much as we talk about it, it always overwhelms me how much Olympic history is unpredictable, written sometimes more by who was there and ready than who was predicted. Bittersweet but true. #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating
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i feel so sad for ilia. i'm not really his biggest fan but his intense love for figure skating is adorable. in a way it's good that he has this. he's a great learner. he will learn from it and be back stronger. also i'm incredibly happy for misha, yuma, and shun! 🥹
#MilanoCortina2026 #FigureSkating
#MilanoCortina2026 #FigureSkating
February 13, 2026 at 10:06 PM
i feel so sad for ilia. i'm not really his biggest fan but his intense love for figure skating is adorable. in a way it's good that he has this. he's a great learner. he will learn from it and be back stronger. also i'm incredibly happy for misha, yuma, and shun! 🥹
#MilanoCortina2026 #FigureSkating
#MilanoCortina2026 #FigureSkating
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If “menning” doesn’t enter the mainstream vocabulary after this cursed Friday the 13th men’s free Olympic shitshow, it never will #MilanoCortina2026
February 13, 2026 at 10:14 PM
If “menning” doesn’t enter the mainstream vocabulary after this cursed Friday the 13th men’s free Olympic shitshow, it never will #MilanoCortina2026
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February 13, 2026 at 10:04 PM
what a comedown. what a mixed bag of emotions. what joy and what sorrow. like i'm not trying to be deep but fuck man that men's free skate was a lot to handle. i'm supposed to just go on with my life and enjoy the #p4a2026??? #MilanoCortina2026
February 13, 2026 at 11:16 PM
what a comedown. what a mixed bag of emotions. what joy and what sorrow. like i'm not trying to be deep but fuck man that men's free skate was a lot to handle. i'm supposed to just go on with my life and enjoy the #p4a2026??? #MilanoCortina2026
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Just want to be super clear: those specific French ice dancers are evil.
Our delightful weirdos Evgeniia Lopareva and Geoffrey Brissaud are the best and don't deserve to catch any strays here.
#MilanoCortina2026 #FigureSkating
Our delightful weirdos Evgeniia Lopareva and Geoffrey Brissaud are the best and don't deserve to catch any strays here.
#MilanoCortina2026 #FigureSkating
"The French ice dancers are evil" is something I just learned and also could have easily told you had you asked me knowing nothing about anything.
February 12, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Just want to be super clear: those specific French ice dancers are evil.
Our delightful weirdos Evgeniia Lopareva and Geoffrey Brissaud are the best and don't deserve to catch any strays here.
#MilanoCortina2026 #FigureSkating
Our delightful weirdos Evgeniia Lopareva and Geoffrey Brissaud are the best and don't deserve to catch any strays here.
#MilanoCortina2026 #FigureSkating
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Ice dance and figure skating have such an awful reputation for damaging and discarding women and as you watch the ISU saunter past every opportunity to repair that reputation eventually you have to wonder if they like it actually. They don't fix it because this is exactly how they want things to be
February 11, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Ice dance and figure skating have such an awful reputation for damaging and discarding women and as you watch the ISU saunter past every opportunity to repair that reputation eventually you have to wonder if they like it actually. They don't fix it because this is exactly how they want things to be
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
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I love figure skating because I don't know what the fuck is going on and when I find figure skating veterans they are going "what the fuck is going on!?"
February 11, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I love figure skating because I don't know what the fuck is going on and when I find figure skating veterans they are going "what the fuck is going on!?"
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What an awful message the sport of figure skating just sent to sexual abuse survivors and victims, and parents who want their children to participate in a safe sport.
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
Controversial French team winning gold is awful for figure skating, abuse survivors | Opinion
What a slap in the face this result is to Chock and Bates, who have been the heart and soul of the American team, columnist Christine Brennan writes.
www.usatoday.com
February 12, 2026 at 1:21 AM
What an awful message the sport of figure skating just sent to sexual abuse survivors and victims, and parents who want their children to participate in a safe sport.
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
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Gracing your feeds with the poise, strength and beauty of our U.S. Ice Dance team ⭐️ #WinterOlympics
February 12, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Gracing your feeds with the poise, strength and beauty of our U.S. Ice Dance team ⭐️ #WinterOlympics
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There is absolutely nothing more Madi and Evan could have done. They left it all on the ice and didn't put a foot wrong. I hope they're proud no matter what the outcome. #figureskating #MilanoCortina2026
February 11, 2026 at 9:45 PM
There is absolutely nothing more Madi and Evan could have done. They left it all on the ice and didn't put a foot wrong. I hope they're proud no matter what the outcome. #figureskating #MilanoCortina2026
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Brendan Fraser is a sexual assault survivor, so it is extra gross for the rape culture team to be skating to the soundtrack of one of his movies
#FigureSkating
#MilanoCortina2026
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#FigureSkating
#MilanoCortina2026
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“I was blaming myself and I was miserable”: Brendan Fraser’s #MeToo moment
The actor’s story is a reminder that men experience sexual misconduct, too.
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February 11, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Brendan Fraser is a sexual assault survivor, so it is extra gross for the rape culture team to be skating to the soundtrack of one of his movies
#FigureSkating
#MilanoCortina2026
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#FigureSkating
#MilanoCortina2026
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Justice for Gabriella Papadakis and for everyone harmed by Laurence's boyfriend.
Believe survivors.
And fuck these two forever.
Believe survivors.
And fuck these two forever.
February 11, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Justice for Gabriella Papadakis and for everyone harmed by Laurence's boyfriend.
Believe survivors.
And fuck these two forever.
Believe survivors.
And fuck these two forever.
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Fournier Beaudry and Cizeron won. I'm sorry, Gabriella Papadakis, and various unnamed victims of sexual assault.
February 11, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Fournier Beaudry and Cizeron won. I'm sorry, Gabriella Papadakis, and various unnamed victims of sexual assault.
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I've done my duty as a #FigureSkating fan by warning the non-figure skating normies in my life about just how many times they're going to hear the music to Ghost: The Musical, and by warning the non-musical theater nerds in my life that Ghost: The Musical is a thing that exists
February 11, 2026 at 2:53 PM
I've done my duty as a #FigureSkating fan by warning the non-figure skating normies in my life about just how many times they're going to hear the music to Ghost: The Musical, and by warning the non-musical theater nerds in my life that Ghost: The Musical is a thing that exists
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A long time friend texted me excitedly that an ilia malinin just did a backflip and I didn’t have a heart to tell her that it probably isn’t even in the top ten of the most memorable moments that happened in the individual men’s short program 😔
#MilanoCortina2026 ⛸️
#MilanoCortina2026 ⛸️
it just occurred to me that this is what being a figure skating fan is like right now
#MilanoCortina2026 ⛸️
#MilanoCortina2026 ⛸️
February 11, 2026 at 3:43 AM
A long time friend texted me excitedly that an ilia malinin just did a backflip and I didn’t have a heart to tell her that it probably isn’t even in the top ten of the most memorable moments that happened in the individual men’s short program 😔
#MilanoCortina2026 ⛸️
#MilanoCortina2026 ⛸️
focused on only 4 windows during the short so wasn't posting here but THAT. was a men's free skate. did we really have like 4 falls? that's it???
#MilanoCortina2026 Men SP
1 Ilia Malinin 108.16
2 Yuma Kagiyama 103.07
3 Adam Siao Him Fa 102.55
4 Daniel Grassl 93.46
5 Mikhail Shaidorov 92.94
6 Junhwan Cha 92.72
7 Kevin Aymoz 92.64
8 Andrew Torgashev 88.94
9 Shun Sato 88.70
10 Stephen Gogolev 87.41
bit.ly/4rHLX2r #Olympics
1 Ilia Malinin 108.16
2 Yuma Kagiyama 103.07
3 Adam Siao Him Fa 102.55
4 Daniel Grassl 93.46
5 Mikhail Shaidorov 92.94
6 Junhwan Cha 92.72
7 Kevin Aymoz 92.64
8 Andrew Torgashev 88.94
9 Shun Sato 88.70
10 Stephen Gogolev 87.41
bit.ly/4rHLX2r #Olympics
2026 Winter Olympics play-by-play/results: Men's short program — Rocker Skating - Figure Skating Analysis by Jackie Wong
Live stream and play-by-play of the men’s short program at the 2026 Winter Olympic Games in Milano-Cortina
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February 10, 2026 at 10:14 PM
focused on only 4 windows during the short so wasn't posting here but THAT. was a men's free skate. did we really have like 4 falls? that's it???
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Sad face for Tommy, the minion did not make the free skate #figureskating #milanocortina2026
a group of minions are standing next to each other with their mouths wide open .
ALT: a group of minions are standing next to each other with their mouths wide open .
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February 10, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Sad face for Tommy, the minion did not make the free skate #figureskating #milanocortina2026
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fuck Lolo and Gui yesterday, today, tomorrow and forever
If you can bring yourself to root for the French ice dancing pair of Cizeron and Fournier Beaudry, you are a very different person than me! www.cbc.ca/sports/olymp...
Woman who accuses Sørensen of sexual assault says comments by French ice dancer ‘create dangerous environment' | CBC Sports
The woman who accused Canadian-Danish figure skater Nikolaj Sørensen of sexual assault says public comments by French
ice dance team Laurence Fournier Beaudry and Guillaume Cizeron create a "dangerous...
www.cbc.ca
February 10, 2026 at 5:02 AM
fuck Lolo and Gui yesterday, today, tomorrow and forever
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February 9, 2026 at 9:56 PM