Emily, As Per My Email
@deadlydolls.bsky.social
I like to write about horror, scratch the necks of dogs & cats, & hurt myself when cooking. Writer at deadlydollshouse.blogspot.com & co-host of The Feminine Critique Podcast; she/her
I relocated a big spider from my upstairs bathroom down to the backyard in my bathrobe today then watched a deer eat from my birdfeeder. Clearly, I've entered the Tony Soprano phase of my 40s which begs the real question: do we call this Antonia Soprano, or Tony Soprana?
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I relocated a big spider from my upstairs bathroom down to the backyard in my bathrobe today then watched a deer eat from my birdfeeder. Clearly, I've entered the Tony Soprano phase of my 40s which begs the real question: do we call this Antonia Soprano, or Tony Soprana?
BIG NEWS! We're bringing back our live show of last year's Hallmark Christmas movie parody, and this time, IT'S STREAMABLE! Live & VOD ticket details here: www.caveat.nyc/events/the-l...
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
BIG NEWS! We're bringing back our live show of last year's Hallmark Christmas movie parody, and this time, IT'S STREAMABLE! Live & VOD ticket details here: www.caveat.nyc/events/the-l...
It's almost Stocking Stuffer season on The Feminine Critique! What Cozy Cardigan Christmas movies should we cover this year?!
November 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
It's almost Stocking Stuffer season on The Feminine Critique! What Cozy Cardigan Christmas movies should we cover this year?!
@brandiwine.bsky.social @djevildave.bsky.social So there's a Three WISEST Men airing this weekend?
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
@brandiwine.bsky.social @djevildave.bsky.social So there's a Three WISEST Men airing this weekend?
I'm ready to spend a weekend watching figure skating while cooking and not ever thinking about that abhorrent "communicate with a dead relative" Disney kid app ever again
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I'm ready to spend a weekend watching figure skating while cooking and not ever thinking about that abhorrent "communicate with a dead relative" Disney kid app ever again
Runaway Train is an odd choice of music for a Christmas store to play, no?
November 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Runaway Train is an odd choice of music for a Christmas store to play, no?
Final count: five sets of trick or treaters, all adorable and probably very cold. A successful first Halloween in the new home
November 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Final count: five sets of trick or treaters, all adorable and probably very cold. A successful first Halloween in the new home
what's the word for when you're trying to grow your hair out and you're SOCLOSE to being able to ponytail again, but as soon as you move it topples out and becomes a mullet?
October 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
what's the word for when you're trying to grow your hair out and you're SOCLOSE to being able to ponytail again, but as soon as you move it topples out and becomes a mullet?
"Sure you don't want to watch a man die by having pig carcasses dropped on him? No, I don't know what part of this actually kills him, but it sort of makes sense. No?" Me confirming that no, my sane husband does not need to see the scene where pig carcasses pile up on a man in Saw III
October 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
"Sure you don't want to watch a man die by having pig carcasses dropped on him? No, I don't know what part of this actually kills him, but it sort of makes sense. No?" Me confirming that no, my sane husband does not need to see the scene where pig carcasses pile up on a man in Saw III
As promised, the latest episode of The Feminine Critique is @xtinemakepeace.bsky.social and me slicing deep into our favorite slashers, while also tying our brains in knots trying to figure out exactly what makes a movie a slasher. Have a listen! The Feminine Critique wherever pod stuff happens
October 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
As promised, the latest episode of The Feminine Critique is @xtinemakepeace.bsky.social and me slicing deep into our favorite slashers, while also tying our brains in knots trying to figure out exactly what makes a movie a slasher. Have a listen! The Feminine Critique wherever pod stuff happens
A few days ago, we setup bird feeders that seem to primarily attract titmice. I don't know how long it will take for me to not giggle every time I say "titmouse", but so far, the answer is definitely not "a few days"
October 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
A few days ago, we setup bird feeders that seem to primarily attract titmice. I don't know how long it will take for me to not giggle every time I say "titmouse", but so far, the answer is definitely not "a few days"
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Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
October 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
AMC, you're airing Jason Takes Manhattan and editing out the actual head punch? What in Vancouver is WRONG with you?
October 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
AMC, you're airing Jason Takes Manhattan and editing out the actual head punch? What in Vancouver is WRONG with you?
Final Destination but it’s the Mets as a team seeing the death of the postseason and occasionally finding a way to delay it, but never actually succeeding
September 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Final Destination but it’s the Mets as a team seeing the death of the postseason and occasionally finding a way to delay it, but never actually succeeding
one of the many great things about library book sales:get works by awful people w/o giving them a cent.So please, know that the Mario Batali cookbook on my shelf brought $3 to my local library¬hing to him(&know that I'll probably make a point of explaining that anytime you look at my bookshelf)
September 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
one of the many great things about library book sales:get works by awful people w/o giving them a cent.So please, know that the Mario Batali cookbook on my shelf brought $3 to my local library¬hing to him(&know that I'll probably make a point of explaining that anytime you look at my bookshelf)
So! @xtinemakepeace.bsky.social and I decided that the next Feminine Critique episode will be all about SLASHERS. So that begs the question: what, to you, defines a slasher? Does it need a mask? A backstory? Single location? It gets fuzzy very quickly, and I'm very curious to hear what others think
September 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
So! @xtinemakepeace.bsky.social and I decided that the next Feminine Critique episode will be all about SLASHERS. So that begs the question: what, to you, defines a slasher? Does it need a mask? A backstory? Single location? It gets fuzzy very quickly, and I'm very curious to hear what others think
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Sending out my inaugural newsletter tomorrow!
I put together a few words on love, The Last Jedi, and my birthday.
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September 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Sending out my inaugural newsletter tomorrow!
I put together a few words on love, The Last Jedi, and my birthday.
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I put together a few words on love, The Last Jedi, and my birthday.
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AIRPLANE II: THE SEQUEL - featuring a commentary by Mike White - is now available! amzn.to/4p9B1di
Airplane II: The Sequel 4KUHD 4K UHD
There’s a mad bomber on board, the first lunar shuttle is about to self-destruct, the engines are not working, and—worst of all—the flight crew discovers they are completely out of coffee! It’s the high-flying lunacy of Airplane! all over again as Robert Hays and Julie Hagerty fly totally out of the ozone to recreate their hilarious original roles. The crew of crazies includes Sonny Bono, Lloyd Bridges, Raymond Burr, Chuck Connors, Chad Everett, Peter Graves, William Shatner, Rip Torn and many others. Can Hays save the day again—without caffeine? Fasten your seatbelts for a ride you’ll never forget—Airplane II: The Sequel.
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September 23, 2025 at 1:00 PM
AIRPLANE II: THE SEQUEL - featuring a commentary by Mike White - is now available! amzn.to/4p9B1di
the world is on fire but if you want to distract yourself for an hour listening to @xtinemakepeace.bsky.social and me talking about movies, new episode of The Feminine Critique, blah blah where podcasts stream, and so on
September 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
the world is on fire but if you want to distract yourself for an hour listening to @xtinemakepeace.bsky.social and me talking about movies, new episode of The Feminine Critique, blah blah where podcasts stream, and so on
I figure today was as good a day as any to start watching the Children of the Corn movies I hadn't seen. Up first is Part V and you know what? I'm having a good time
September 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I figure today was as good a day as any to start watching the Children of the Corn movies I hadn't seen. Up first is Part V and you know what? I'm having a good time
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ICYMI this week (& who could blame you):
I launched a newsletter: xtine-makepeace.kit.com/profile
I started a found footage series: medium.com/@xtinemakepe...
And @salonsinister.com went on sale! www.salonsinister.com
Thanks for your support 💜
I launched a newsletter: xtine-makepeace.kit.com/profile
I started a found footage series: medium.com/@xtinemakepe...
And @salonsinister.com went on sale! www.salonsinister.com
Thanks for your support 💜
SALON SINISTER
Salon Sinister is dedicated to documenting the 2SLGBTQIA+ experience through horror.
www.salonsinister.com
September 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
ICYMI this week (& who could blame you):
I launched a newsletter: xtine-makepeace.kit.com/profile
I started a found footage series: medium.com/@xtinemakepe...
And @salonsinister.com went on sale! www.salonsinister.com
Thanks for your support 💜
I launched a newsletter: xtine-makepeace.kit.com/profile
I started a found footage series: medium.com/@xtinemakepe...
And @salonsinister.com went on sale! www.salonsinister.com
Thanks for your support 💜
When you hit that 22-hour mark on your COVID vaccine and start wondering if there's enough distilled water in your CPAP for what's about to go down
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September 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
When you hit that 22-hour mark on your COVID vaccine and start wondering if there's enough distilled water in your CPAP for what's about to go down
The fundamental essence of what kind of person you will grow up to be is no mystery: it's exactly who you are in that 7th grade group project
September 9, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The fundamental essence of what kind of person you will grow up to be is no mystery: it's exactly who you are in that 7th grade group project
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Make America Great Again
September 5, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Make America Great Again
Speidi Klum, the spider who's been raising families in my kitchen window screen all summer, just drained the essence out of husband #3. I can't believe someone so cool wants to hang out near me
September 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Speidi Klum, the spider who's been raising families in my kitchen window screen all summer, just drained the essence out of husband #3. I can't believe someone so cool wants to hang out near me