Emily, As Per My Email
@deadlydolls.bsky.social
I like to write about horror, scratch the necks of dogs & cats, & hurt myself when cooking. Writer at deadlydollshouse.blogspot.com & co-host of The Feminine Critique Podcast; she/her
I've done my duty as a #FigureSkating fan by warning the non-figure skating normies in my life about just how many times they're going to hear the music to Ghost: The Musical, and by warning the non-musical theater nerds in my life that Ghost: The Musical is a thing that exists
February 11, 2026 at 2:53 PM
I've done my duty as a #FigureSkating fan by warning the non-figure skating normies in my life about just how many times they're going to hear the music to Ghost: The Musical, and by warning the non-musical theater nerds in my life that Ghost: The Musical is a thing that exists
THE UGLY STEPSISTER JUST GOT AN OSCAR NOMINATION SO SUDDENLY THE WORLD IS OKAY
January 22, 2026 at 1:35 PM
THE UGLY STEPSISTER JUST GOT AN OSCAR NOMINATION SO SUDDENLY THE WORLD IS OKAY
Reposted by Emily, As Per My Email
i hope all the people resisting ICE on the ground know how fucking inspiring they are. minneapolis right now, and chicago and LA and charlotte and DC and portland before them, you’re setting the blueprint for the future battles sure to come. thank you.
January 13, 2026 at 1:54 AM
i hope all the people resisting ICE on the ground know how fucking inspiring they are. minneapolis right now, and chicago and LA and charlotte and DC and portland before them, you’re setting the blueprint for the future battles sure to come. thank you.
2025 was...a year. But we liked SOME stuff in it. @xtinemakepeace.bsky.social and I talk about it on the latest episode of The Feminine Critique, available wherever you listen to podcasts
January 13, 2026 at 12:35 AM
2025 was...a year. But we liked SOME stuff in it. @xtinemakepeace.bsky.social and I talk about it on the latest episode of The Feminine Critique, available wherever you listen to podcasts
Oil changes are more fun when you pretend you’re playing vehicular Atari Pitfall
January 10, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Oil changes are more fun when you pretend you’re playing vehicular Atari Pitfall
Yesterday I hurt myself by talking with my hands. Like, I was doing what I do every day and talking and somehow smacked my chin with my fairly short fingernail when expressing something and it bled for an hour because I'm 43 years old and still figuring it all out
January 10, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Yesterday I hurt myself by talking with my hands. Like, I was doing what I do every day and talking and somehow smacked my chin with my fairly short fingernail when expressing something and it bled for an hour because I'm 43 years old and still figuring it all out
My company gave out vests and I laughed, and then it got cold and I put one on, and now every time I don't wear one my clavicle gets cold and this feels like the beginning of the end that I caused?
January 9, 2026 at 7:45 PM
My company gave out vests and I laughed, and then it got cold and I put one on, and now every time I don't wear one my clavicle gets cold and this feels like the beginning of the end that I caused?
Things are awful in this country but here's a nice beacon of sparkle and power
stop what you're doing and let Amber Glenn take you to church #USPrevagenChamps #figureskating
January 8, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Things are awful in this country but here's a nice beacon of sparkle and power
Excuse me, but I went to my gym at 5:30AM today. The fact that the pool is apparently still closed due to regulations and I hadn't packed a sports bra and therefore couldn't actually work out is beside the point.
January 2, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Excuse me, but I went to my gym at 5:30AM today. The fact that the pool is apparently still closed due to regulations and I hadn't packed a sports bra and therefore couldn't actually work out is beside the point.
Any complete under the radar evil children or doll movies I may have missed in my 16+ year as a blogger who spends most of her energy on evil children and dolls? Are any of these MEG3AN ripoffs on Tubi worth a watch?
December 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Any complete under the radar evil children or doll movies I may have missed in my 16+ year as a blogger who spends most of her energy on evil children and dolls? Are any of these MEG3AN ripoffs on Tubi worth a watch?
New episode with @culturalgutter.bsky.social! We tackle 2004's The Twelve Days of Christmas Eve starring Steven Weber, Molly Shannon, and aughts racism. Have a listen to The Feminine Critique wherever you do such podcasty things!
December 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
New episode with @culturalgutter.bsky.social! We tackle 2004's The Twelve Days of Christmas Eve starring Steven Weber, Molly Shannon, and aughts racism. Have a listen to The Feminine Critique wherever you do such podcasty things!
Last Stocking Stuffer of the year is going to be #APickleballChristmas and my mind is blown because our leads hook up at the 45 minute mark. I was expecting uproar on the Cozy Cardigan Christmas message boards but apparently people are just mad that it's a poor depiction of pickleball
December 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Last Stocking Stuffer of the year is going to be #APickleballChristmas and my mind is blown because our leads hook up at the 45 minute mark. I was expecting uproar on the Cozy Cardigan Christmas message boards but apparently people are just mad that it's a poor depiction of pickleball
I’m sitting in a cheese shop and there is a fit, attractive man with good skin a table away just gnawing down on a gigantic block of Comte and I’m wondering if this is the actual secret to eternal youth because he is my new religion
December 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I’m sitting in a cheese shop and there is a fit, attractive man with good skin a table away just gnawing down on a gigantic block of Comte and I’m wondering if this is the actual secret to eternal youth because he is my new religion
being an adult woman means you finally understand that waiting on hold with muzak for 10 minutes just to schedule a mammogram is actually worse than two plates of glass actually squishing your breast until it nearly pops
December 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
being an adult woman means you finally understand that waiting on hold with muzak for 10 minutes just to schedule a mammogram is actually worse than two plates of glass actually squishing your breast until it nearly pops
It's rare that I do anything onstage, but you have three weeks left to see it from the comfort of your own home! Our live production of The Lost Hallmark Christmas Movie is available on demand til December 26th. CHECK IT OUT! caveat.stellartickets.com/events/the-l...
December 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
It's rare that I do anything onstage, but you have three weeks left to see it from the comfort of your own home! Our live production of The Lost Hallmark Christmas Movie is available on demand til December 26th. CHECK IT OUT! caveat.stellartickets.com/events/the-l...
I guess it's the official start of the holiday season, because the first Feminine Critique Stocking Stuffer is live! Hear me dive deep into A Cozy Christmas Inn and how it follows a long cinematic history of Christmas movies using casting as vengeance! Find it wherever you find podcasts
November 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I guess it's the official start of the holiday season, because the first Feminine Critique Stocking Stuffer is live! Hear me dive deep into A Cozy Christmas Inn and how it follows a long cinematic history of Christmas movies using casting as vengeance! Find it wherever you find podcasts
I relocated a big spider from my upstairs bathroom down to the backyard in my bathrobe today then watched a deer eat from my birdfeeder. Clearly, I've entered the Tony Soprano phase of my 40s which begs the real question: do we call this Antonia Soprano, or Tony Soprana?
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I relocated a big spider from my upstairs bathroom down to the backyard in my bathrobe today then watched a deer eat from my birdfeeder. Clearly, I've entered the Tony Soprano phase of my 40s which begs the real question: do we call this Antonia Soprano, or Tony Soprana?
BIG NEWS! We're bringing back our live show of last year's Hallmark Christmas movie parody, and this time, IT'S STREAMABLE! Live & VOD ticket details here: www.caveat.nyc/events/the-l...
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
BIG NEWS! We're bringing back our live show of last year's Hallmark Christmas movie parody, and this time, IT'S STREAMABLE! Live & VOD ticket details here: www.caveat.nyc/events/the-l...
It's almost Stocking Stuffer season on The Feminine Critique! What Cozy Cardigan Christmas movies should we cover this year?!
November 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
It's almost Stocking Stuffer season on The Feminine Critique! What Cozy Cardigan Christmas movies should we cover this year?!
@brandiwine.bsky.social @djevildave.bsky.social So there's a Three WISEST Men airing this weekend?
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
@brandiwine.bsky.social @djevildave.bsky.social So there's a Three WISEST Men airing this weekend?
I'm ready to spend a weekend watching figure skating while cooking and not ever thinking about that abhorrent "communicate with a dead relative" Disney kid app ever again
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I'm ready to spend a weekend watching figure skating while cooking and not ever thinking about that abhorrent "communicate with a dead relative" Disney kid app ever again
Runaway Train is an odd choice of music for a Christmas store to play, no?
November 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Runaway Train is an odd choice of music for a Christmas store to play, no?
Final count: five sets of trick or treaters, all adorable and probably very cold. A successful first Halloween in the new home
November 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Final count: five sets of trick or treaters, all adorable and probably very cold. A successful first Halloween in the new home
what's the word for when you're trying to grow your hair out and you're SOCLOSE to being able to ponytail again, but as soon as you move it topples out and becomes a mullet?
October 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
what's the word for when you're trying to grow your hair out and you're SOCLOSE to being able to ponytail again, but as soon as you move it topples out and becomes a mullet?
"Sure you don't want to watch a man die by having pig carcasses dropped on him? No, I don't know what part of this actually kills him, but it sort of makes sense. No?" Me confirming that no, my sane husband does not need to see the scene where pig carcasses pile up on a man in Saw III
October 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
"Sure you don't want to watch a man die by having pig carcasses dropped on him? No, I don't know what part of this actually kills him, but it sort of makes sense. No?" Me confirming that no, my sane husband does not need to see the scene where pig carcasses pile up on a man in Saw III