Detective Steak
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in which Mike Johnson attempts to scripture-splain to the [checks notes] Pope
Q: Pope Leo cited Matthew 25:35 to critique Donald Trump's mass deportation agenda. How would you respond to Pope Leo in scripture?
MIKE JOHNSON: Sovereign borders are biblical and right and just. It's not because we hate the people on the outside. It's because we love the people on the inside.
MIKE JOHNSON: Sovereign borders are biblical and right and just. It's not because we hate the people on the outside. It's because we love the people on the inside.
February 3, 2026 at 7:40 PM
in which Mike Johnson attempts to scripture-splain to the [checks notes] Pope
Sick burn
Amazing coda here.
February 2, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Sick burn
Have they tried not being Nazis?
Sen. Roger Marshall: "The idea of taking the masks down -- look, we have folks back home that are being doxxed, that are having to hire personal security for their children even."
February 2, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Have they tried not being Nazis?
Shocking to absolutely nobody
Really brings home the fact that the delay in producing files was absolutely part of an effort to protect Trump versus the DOJ's oft-touted explanation that they were ensuring protection for victims.
“The Justice Department published dozens of unredacted nude images on its website, showing young women or possibly teenagers whose photos were contained in files related to the wealthy sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.”
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/01/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/01/u...
February 2, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Shocking to absolutely nobody
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I do not ever want to hear "states rights" from conferedate flag flying racist smooth brains ever again
February 2, 2026 at 11:16 AM
I do not ever want to hear "states rights" from conferedate flag flying racist smooth brains ever again
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1/ BREAKING: Government documents reviewed by ProPublica identify Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa, 43, and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez, 35, as the two who fired their weapons during the deadly encounter with Alex Pretti in Minneapolis.
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 1, 2026 at 9:12 PM
1/ BREAKING: Government documents reviewed by ProPublica identify Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa, 43, and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez, 35, as the two who fired their weapons during the deadly encounter with Alex Pretti in Minneapolis.
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February 1, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Because nobody is stopping him
Jeffries: "Why is Donald Trump focused on enriching himself, his family, and his friends as opposed to driving down the high cost of living?"
February 1, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Because nobody is stopping him
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The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.
January 29, 2026 at 8:14 PM
The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.
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Where the hell is the "Board of Peace?”
Over 500 Palestinians have been killed since the “ceasefire.” This comes days after the IDF itself admitted the Palestinian death toll is over 70,000.
The use of American taxpayer-funded weapons makes us complicit.
Stop the slaughter.
Over 500 Palestinians have been killed since the “ceasefire.” This comes days after the IDF itself admitted the Palestinian death toll is over 70,000.
The use of American taxpayer-funded weapons makes us complicit.
Stop the slaughter.
Israeli strikes kill over 30 in Gaza, health ministry says, in deadliest day in months | CNN
Israeli strikes across Gaza killed at least 31 people on Saturday, according to the Palestinian Ministry of Health, the highest day’s death toll in over two months.
www.cnn.com
January 31, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Where the hell is the "Board of Peace?”
Over 500 Palestinians have been killed since the “ceasefire.” This comes days after the IDF itself admitted the Palestinian death toll is over 70,000.
The use of American taxpayer-funded weapons makes us complicit.
Stop the slaughter.
Over 500 Palestinians have been killed since the “ceasefire.” This comes days after the IDF itself admitted the Palestinian death toll is over 70,000.
The use of American taxpayer-funded weapons makes us complicit.
Stop the slaughter.
This is literally GTA shit wtf. They are gonna roll a car over doing this idiotic shit
This is just insane. It’s only a matter of time before DHS kills another innocent person here.
(clip via MPR and @davidjbier.bsky.social on X)
(clip via MPR and @davidjbier.bsky.social on X)
January 31, 2026 at 8:27 PM
This is literally GTA shit wtf. They are gonna roll a car over doing this idiotic shit
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I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
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January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
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Agents running "several blocks" indicates AI
January 30, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Agents running "several blocks" indicates AI
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If you answer “No” you get an invitation to Mar-a-Lago
January 30, 2026 at 7:32 PM
If you answer “No” you get an invitation to Mar-a-Lago
They are so laughably bad at this
The DOJ is now removing some Epstein Files documents it has just released.
January 30, 2026 at 6:15 PM
They are so laughably bad at this
Why the fuck not?
Blanche on Renee Good: "There are thousands -- unfortunately -- of law enforcement events every year where somebody is shot. The civil rights department of the DOJ does not investigate every one of those shootings."
January 30, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Why the fuck not?
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There needs to be international sanctions on the United States, Trump and his family, and leading members of the regime. They’ve crossed too many lines and must face punishment.
January 30, 2026 at 4:02 PM
There needs to be international sanctions on the United States, Trump and his family, and leading members of the regime. They’ve crossed too many lines and must face punishment.
Pretty sure I saw this guy at a soup kitchen feeding the homeless that day idk what they are on about
No death penalty for Luigi Mangione. Manhattan District Judge Margaret Garnett has dismissed Counts 3 and 4 of the federal indictment, including the capital murder charge and a related firearms offence.
He still faces two federal stalking counts. He’s entered not guilty pleas.
He still faces two federal stalking counts. He’s entered not guilty pleas.
January 30, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Pretty sure I saw this guy at a soup kitchen feeding the homeless that day idk what they are on about
Nazi shit. Fuck palantir
A Minnesota woman observing ICE agents in her car was cornered on one-way streets. An agent approached, called her by name—citing facial recognition. Days later, her Global Entry and TSA privileges were revoked, with no explanation.
How ICE Already Knows Who Minneapolis Protesters Are
www.nytimes.com
January 30, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Nazi shit. Fuck palantir
What fresh horseshit is this? Some AI generated garbage or just straight lies?
Trump: “Agitator and, perhaps, insurrectionist, Alex Pretti’s stock has gone way down with the just released video of him screaming and spitting in the face of a very calm and under control ICE Officer, and then crazily kicking in a new and very expensive government vehicle, so hard and violent.”
January 30, 2026 at 3:35 PM
What fresh horseshit is this? Some AI generated garbage or just straight lies?
There are few things more fascist than arresting journalists
Minnesota based Independent Journalist GEORGIA FORT has been arrested for filming a protest of the church pastor that works as an ICE manager. SPREAD THE WORD! Georgia has been doing outstanding reporting from ground zero!
January 30, 2026 at 3:29 PM
There are few things more fascist than arresting journalists
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friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
January 29, 2026 at 9:34 PM
friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
It's so cheap to buy politicians gd
Drop Site's Julian Andreone asked Sen. John Fetterman (D-Pa.) if he’s concerned about Israel breaking the Gaza ceasefire thousands of times since Oct. 2025, killing nearly 500 civilians. Fetterman replied: “I support it.”
AIPAC Tracker shows he’s taken $370K+ from pro-Israel groups since 2022.
AIPAC Tracker shows he’s taken $370K+ from pro-Israel groups since 2022.
January 30, 2026 at 3:30 AM
It's so cheap to buy politicians gd
Let's demand something that is already the law. Jesus fucking christ
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation funding the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).
Jeffries demands ban on deportation of US citizens as part of DHS reforms
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation fun…
www.kget.com
January 30, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Let's demand something that is already the law. Jesus fucking christ