Derrick Hoyle
@derrickhoyle.bsky.social
Geologist/Failed Musician. We're all Devo. Union member. He/him.
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Look around you. What you see is the embodiment of DEVO in action. Mutate or die.
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At this point just dissolve the united states
Kamala Harris is reportedly preparing for another White House run, per Axios.
December 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
At this point just dissolve the united states
I'm absolutely going to take a dump on his grave
December 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I'm absolutely going to take a dump on his grave
We'll see if I get kicked off of Meta
December 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
We'll see if I get kicked off of Meta
I need to stop doomscrolling. What a shitty time to be alive. Doesn't help I was dealing with my mom's house today. Getting ready for the estate sale and trying to make sure there's nothing personal or too sentimental left behind. Everything is so fucked.
December 15, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I need to stop doomscrolling. What a shitty time to be alive. Doesn't help I was dealing with my mom's house today. Getting ready for the estate sale and trying to make sure there's nothing personal or too sentimental left behind. Everything is so fucked.
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
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Rest well, Mr. & Mrs. Reiner.
The world has been robbed of someone who brought so much joy.
The world has been robbed of someone who brought so much joy.
December 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Rest well, Mr. & Mrs. Reiner.
The world has been robbed of someone who brought so much joy.
The world has been robbed of someone who brought so much joy.
This year can eat shit Rob Reiner and His Wife Michele Were Killed by Their Son (Exclusive Sources) share.google/rS0Yueflv6b6...
Rob Reiner and His Wife Michele Were Killed by Their Son (Exclusive Sources)
Rob Reiner and his wife were killed by their son, Nick, multiple sources confirm to PEOPLE. Reiner and his wife, Michele, were found dead inside their Brentwood, Calif., home on Dec. 14. Authorities a...
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December 15, 2025 at 5:42 AM
This year can eat shit Rob Reiner and His Wife Michele Were Killed by Their Son (Exclusive Sources) share.google/rS0Yueflv6b6...
This is a self-care checkpoint.
Post your favorite selfie that makes you feel good about yourself.
Post your favorite selfie that makes you feel good about yourself.
December 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
This is a self-care checkpoint.
Post your favorite selfie that makes you feel good about yourself.
Post your favorite selfie that makes you feel good about yourself.
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On this date in 1972, Apollo 17 astronauts Eugene Cernan and Harrison Schmitt became the last humans to walk on the Moon.
Apollo 17 - Wikipedia share.google/3YNjPZDZzAiD...
Apollo 17 - Wikipedia share.google/3YNjPZDZzAiD...
Apollo 17 - Wikipedia
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December 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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People getting outraged about Biggie paying for his own funeral but isn't that how it's supposed to work?? Fuck Puffy forever but that argument isn't working for me.
December 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
People getting outraged about Biggie paying for his own funeral but isn't that how it's supposed to work?? Fuck Puffy forever but that argument isn't working for me.
5 years old today jackasspenguins.bandcamp.com/album/across...
Across The Void/Vicious, by Jackass Penguins
2 track album
jackasspenguins.bandcamp.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
5 years old today jackasspenguins.bandcamp.com/album/across...
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This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Unfairport
Unfairport
theonion.com
December 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Unfairport
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Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
December 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
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vietnam was really cooking when they added condensed milk to coffee
December 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
vietnam was really cooking when they added condensed milk to coffee
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in 2026 im gonna get the correct prescription glasses
December 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
in 2026 im gonna get the correct prescription glasses
My neighbor put Merry Christmas on his garage and I so want to rearrange the letters to Creamy Shits
December 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
My neighbor put Merry Christmas on his garage and I so want to rearrange the letters to Creamy Shits
Damn that sucks
December 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Damn that sucks
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It's over.
Despite the fact that the academic council recommended against it, despite the fact that the program brought in more tuition than it cost, and despite the fact that Nebraskans need & deserve this expertise, Earth & Atmospheric Sciences will be cut.
www.dailynebraskan.com/news/adminis...
Despite the fact that the academic council recommended against it, despite the fact that the program brought in more tuition than it cost, and despite the fact that Nebraskans need & deserve this expertise, Earth & Atmospheric Sciences will be cut.
www.dailynebraskan.com/news/adminis...
BREAKING: ‘This hurts’: UNL eliminates 4 programs despite faculty, student pleas
The University of Nebraska-Lincoln eliminates the Earth and atmospheric sciences 8-0, educational administration 7-1, statistics 7-1, textiles, merchandising and fashion design 7-1 programs.
www.dailynebraskan.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It's over.
Despite the fact that the academic council recommended against it, despite the fact that the program brought in more tuition than it cost, and despite the fact that Nebraskans need & deserve this expertise, Earth & Atmospheric Sciences will be cut.
www.dailynebraskan.com/news/adminis...
Despite the fact that the academic council recommended against it, despite the fact that the program brought in more tuition than it cost, and despite the fact that Nebraskans need & deserve this expertise, Earth & Atmospheric Sciences will be cut.
www.dailynebraskan.com/news/adminis...
Watched Sideways for the first time in at least 7 years. Can you believe that movie is 21 years old?!? Crazy.
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Watched Sideways for the first time in at least 7 years. Can you believe that movie is 21 years old?!? Crazy.
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My pitch is simple. Danny Trejo returns as Machete in
MACHETE VS ICE
MACHETE VS ICE
December 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
My pitch is simple. Danny Trejo returns as Machete in
MACHETE VS ICE
MACHETE VS ICE
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