Derek Maris
@derekmaris.bsky.social
Trying to be up to something. "I'm probably about as close to normal now as I've ever been."-David Roth
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Finally. I have been dying to hear from the democratic party's centrist side
A nonprofit group aligned with the House’s Blue Dog Coalition of Democrats is launching a new podcast to highlight the party’s centrist side.
www.notus.org/democrats/bl...
www.notus.org/democrats/bl...
Blue Dog Democrats Launch a Podcast to Highlight Party’s Centrist Side
The number of moderate and centrist Democrats has waned significantly over the years.
www.notus.org
December 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Finally. I have been dying to hear from the democratic party's centrist side
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I am prepared to vote for anybody who will stop this
November 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I am prepared to vote for anybody who will stop this
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there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
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“hi i’m prince and there’s no motherfucker sexier than a reading motherfucker”
"Hennepin County Library is honoring one of Minnesota’s most iconic artists with a limited-edition Prince library card, available while supplies last at all 41 Hennepin County Library locations" www.hclib.org/prince?fbcli...
November 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
“hi i’m prince and there’s no motherfucker sexier than a reading motherfucker”
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
November 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
November 5, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
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Bars
MAMDANI: “While we cast our ballots alone, we chose hope together.”
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Bars
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Spare a thought for centrist dem consultants this morning.
They just learned their ideal candidate for the Democratic 2028 presidential ticket has passed away.
They just learned their ideal candidate for the Democratic 2028 presidential ticket has passed away.
November 4, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Spare a thought for centrist dem consultants this morning.
They just learned their ideal candidate for the Democratic 2028 presidential ticket has passed away.
They just learned their ideal candidate for the Democratic 2028 presidential ticket has passed away.
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Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
Hell yeah
We're gonna try as live a live show as we're capable of doing, by gum.
Live Thursday from the Uncanny Valley | This Week In Atrocity
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October 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Hell yeah
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We're gonna try as live a live show as we're capable of doing, by gum.
Live Thursday from the Uncanny Valley | This Week In Atrocity
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October 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
We're gonna try as live a live show as we're capable of doing, by gum.
Lots of good stuff to think about & try to internalize here.
October 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Lots of good stuff to think about & try to internalize here.
New Big Wreck album dropped today. It's good. Go listen to it.
October 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
New Big Wreck album dropped today. It's good. Go listen to it.
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only having one college coach here (and it being him) is very funny
October 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
only having one college coach here (and it being him) is very funny
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It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.
October 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Frank White was a 5x All star for the Kansas City Royals. For 10 years he has served as the executive of the Jackson County (KC) legislature. He was recalled by voters for a host of reasons. And his opponents signs make me think of @davidjroth.bsky.social “remembering some guys.”
October 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Frank White was a 5x All star for the Kansas City Royals. For 10 years he has served as the executive of the Jackson County (KC) legislature. He was recalled by voters for a host of reasons. And his opponents signs make me think of @davidjroth.bsky.social “remembering some guys.”
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Thinking about giving this sleep thing another whirl. Doesn't even seem that hard. Sounds like you just lie there.
October 3, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Thinking about giving this sleep thing another whirl. Doesn't even seem that hard. Sounds like you just lie there.
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this is what you all need to be striving for.
finally, the youtube recommendation algorithm is good
unlocked that 100% @anyaustin.bsky.social mode I guess
unlocked that 100% @anyaustin.bsky.social mode I guess
October 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
this is what you all need to be striving for.
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CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called?
ME: Slay the Spire.
CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?
ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.
CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?
ME: Now hold on a second,
ME: Slay the Spire.
CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?
ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.
CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?
ME: Now hold on a second,
September 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called?
ME: Slay the Spire.
CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?
ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.
CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?
ME: Now hold on a second,
ME: Slay the Spire.
CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?
ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.
CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?
ME: Now hold on a second,
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The new Hallmark podcast ep on a film that features the return of Rachael Leigh Cook, the Hallmark debuts of Stephen Schirripa and Jacky Hoffman, and a stirring cameo from the campus of Siena University. Hitting all the quadrants.
Tech CEO and kitchen oaf Rachael Leigh Cook gets Hallmark-wasted, Leans Out, and, with the help of Bobby Bacala's calzone triptych, learns that McKinseying her little sister's love life only puts her in the path of wine clowns.
Apple: bit.ly/3K1ybqQ
Amazon: bit.ly/3K4oV5d
Spotify: bit.ly/41StkhI
Apple: bit.ly/3K1ybqQ
Amazon: bit.ly/3K4oV5d
Spotify: bit.ly/41StkhI
138 - Josie and the Gilrbosses
YouTube video by It's Christmastown
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September 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The new Hallmark podcast ep on a film that features the return of Rachael Leigh Cook, the Hallmark debuts of Stephen Schirripa and Jacky Hoffman, and a stirring cameo from the campus of Siena University. Hitting all the quadrants.
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Do you think there are headlines back on the Predator planet that are like “Dentist Speared By Earthling He Paid to Hunt” and there’s a bunch of Predators in ties around a watercooler going “Lol RIP.”
August 28, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Do you think there are headlines back on the Predator planet that are like “Dentist Speared By Earthling He Paid to Hunt” and there’s a bunch of Predators in ties around a watercooler going “Lol RIP.”
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My Therapist: British Gus Johnson isn't real, he can't hurt you
British Gus Johnson:
British Gus Johnson:
February 14, 2025 at 4:31 AM
My Therapist: British Gus Johnson isn't real, he can't hurt you
British Gus Johnson:
British Gus Johnson:
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