derek
@derekcnewman.bsky.social
suffering from im poster syndrome
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stop making me look at those horrible men
February 17, 2026 at 11:56 PM
stop making me look at those horrible men
OH WHAT CRUEL FORTUNE HAS FOUND ME!!
- me, getting a little cramp while stretching
- me, getting a little cramp while stretching
February 17, 2026 at 3:43 AM
OH WHAT CRUEL FORTUNE HAS FOUND ME!!
- me, getting a little cramp while stretching
- me, getting a little cramp while stretching
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george bush killed a million people
A lot of people made fun of Bush dancing with the West African Dance Company—and sure, it's funny—but this was good.
Middle aged white guy unfamiliar with something culturally nonwhite recognizes it's a happy, fun celebration, and welcomes it, participating though awkward.
That was much better.
Middle aged white guy unfamiliar with something culturally nonwhite recognizes it's a happy, fun celebration, and welcomes it, participating though awkward.
That was much better.
a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a group of flags
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a group of flags
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:25 PM
george bush killed a million people
boros in the magic arena powered cube still op
February 14, 2026 at 10:24 PM
boros in the magic arena powered cube still op
i have never cooked the correct amount of waffle fries
February 14, 2026 at 7:02 PM
i have never cooked the correct amount of waffle fries
remembered these cookies the cafeteria sold for .25 & how there was a weird cold war escalation of getting two cookies and then two but microwaving them and that guy just got a triple decker what. i swear one time i saw a kid get four and microwave them into a weird cake and eat it with his hands
February 14, 2026 at 5:12 AM
remembered these cookies the cafeteria sold for .25 & how there was a weird cold war escalation of getting two cookies and then two but microwaving them and that guy just got a triple decker what. i swear one time i saw a kid get four and microwave them into a weird cake and eat it with his hands
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Anti-nazi sticker spotted in Fort Wayne, Indiana
February 14, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Anti-nazi sticker spotted in Fort Wayne, Indiana
we didnt have camera phones in high school but man you could not have dragged this video from my whupped ass with a team of horses
February 14, 2026 at 1:57 AM
we didnt have camera phones in high school but man you could not have dragged this video from my whupped ass with a team of horses
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if i ever see some spooky shit im fighting. not like swatting at a ghost, im giving that thing a flying dropkick or clothesline. you wanna scare me in my bathroom mirror, ok, here comes a piledriver you fucking shithead, welcome to your nightmare
February 13, 2026 at 3:15 PM
if i ever see some spooky shit im fighting. not like swatting at a ghost, im giving that thing a flying dropkick or clothesline. you wanna scare me in my bathroom mirror, ok, here comes a piledriver you fucking shithead, welcome to your nightmare
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Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
February 13, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
curly was the ideal, joe was an anomaly, shemp? shemp disgusted me.
February 13, 2026 at 2:13 AM
curly was the ideal, joe was an anomaly, shemp? shemp disgusted me.
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Together, we raised over $600,000 for @translifeline.org this year. From the bottom of my heart, I'm so grateful. We have come together to say to our trans friends and family that they are loved and that they are not alone.
Trans rights are human rights.
When we gather together, we can make Magic.
Trans rights are human rights.
When we gather together, we can make Magic.
February 7, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Together, we raised over $600,000 for @translifeline.org this year. From the bottom of my heart, I'm so grateful. We have come together to say to our trans friends and family that they are loved and that they are not alone.
Trans rights are human rights.
When we gather together, we can make Magic.
Trans rights are human rights.
When we gather together, we can make Magic.
growing up in the south and going to a private christian school, i was inundated with rapture rhetoric that included how at the end times the world would be full of fake christians and i gotta hand it to em they had that part right at least
February 12, 2026 at 3:30 PM
growing up in the south and going to a private christian school, i was inundated with rapture rhetoric that included how at the end times the world would be full of fake christians and i gotta hand it to em they had that part right at least
just heard someone turn on a crt television and it rebooted my entire brain
February 12, 2026 at 5:09 AM
just heard someone turn on a crt television and it rebooted my entire brain
patriots fans, welcome to the hell of mike vrabel rejecting objective reality because he knows better, lmao
HC Mike Vrabel on LT Will Campbell, via Phil Perry:
"Will's 22 years old. He's our left tackle... We're not moving Will to guard or center or tight end or anywhere else."
"Will's 22 years old. He's our left tackle... We're not moving Will to guard or center or tight end or anywhere else."
February 10, 2026 at 5:24 PM
patriots fans, welcome to the hell of mike vrabel rejecting objective reality because he knows better, lmao
george bush killed a million people
A lot of people made fun of Bush dancing with the West African Dance Company—and sure, it's funny—but this was good.
Middle aged white guy unfamiliar with something culturally nonwhite recognizes it's a happy, fun celebration, and welcomes it, participating though awkward.
That was much better.
Middle aged white guy unfamiliar with something culturally nonwhite recognizes it's a happy, fun celebration, and welcomes it, participating though awkward.
That was much better.
a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a group of flags
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a group of flags
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:25 PM
george bush killed a million people
the only difference between germany 1942 and america 2026 is that america hasn't started exterminating the prisoners yet (that we know of)
"A modern-day concentration camp ... People have been killed by the staff here." Irish citizen Seamus Culleton has been in ICE detention since September, despite having a valid work permit and his own business in the US.
February 10, 2026 at 3:56 PM
the only difference between germany 1942 and america 2026 is that america hasn't started exterminating the prisoners yet (that we know of)
loading up on microplastics until my urine comes out like a playdoh fun factory
February 10, 2026 at 3:20 PM
loading up on microplastics until my urine comes out like a playdoh fun factory
"you know when we were that age, we didn't--"
shut the fuck up. shut the fuck up. boomer/gen x/millennial/zoomer, it does not matter, you simply must shut the fuck up.
shut the fuck up. shut the fuck up. boomer/gen x/millennial/zoomer, it does not matter, you simply must shut the fuck up.
February 10, 2026 at 1:50 PM
"you know when we were that age, we didn't--"
shut the fuck up. shut the fuck up. boomer/gen x/millennial/zoomer, it does not matter, you simply must shut the fuck up.
shut the fuck up. shut the fuck up. boomer/gen x/millennial/zoomer, it does not matter, you simply must shut the fuck up.
thought this was an onion article making fun of actual organizations not reacting to the files
February 10, 2026 at 2:32 AM
thought this was an onion article making fun of actual organizations not reacting to the files
happy unsubscribe from hulu live tv/youtube tv day, everybody
February 9, 2026 at 3:06 PM
happy unsubscribe from hulu live tv/youtube tv day, everybody
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Always a pleasure to watch the Patriots lose
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Always a pleasure to watch the Patriots lose
lmao patriots, get owned
February 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
lmao patriots, get owned