derek
@derekcnewman.bsky.social
suffering from im poster syndrome
eat shit kirby smart
January 2, 2026 at 4:50 AM
eat shit kirby smart
ole miss/uga
a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' .
Alt: a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' .
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 4:49 AM
ole miss/uga
didnt this guy get got on boardwalk empire
The "lost the rest of my barbershop quartet" guy thinks it's his politics that keep the roles away
January 1, 2026 at 8:41 PM
didnt this guy get got on boardwalk empire
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Stranger Things Season 5 "Chapter Eight: The Rightside Up". Directed by The Duffer Brothers
January 1, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Stranger Things Season 5 "Chapter Eight: The Rightside Up". Directed by The Duffer Brothers
hey my kids asleep could everybody shut the fuck up
January 1, 2026 at 6:04 AM
hey my kids asleep could everybody shut the fuck up
that dude in the little mermaid was a total dumbass, i simply would have kissed the girl
January 1, 2026 at 5:19 AM
that dude in the little mermaid was a total dumbass, i simply would have kissed the girl
stranger things more like green screen things
January 1, 2026 at 4:27 AM
stranger things more like green screen things
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Who needs AI when we had stuff like this? I’ll take photoshop edits over the slop any day
December 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Who needs AI when we had stuff like this? I’ll take photoshop edits over the slop any day
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If you have a billion dollars, you literally have enough money to never have to hear any criticism for the rest of your life. Just because they’re all addicted to going online and getting yelled at isn’t my fucking problem.
The perfect Yglesias post: declaring “billionaires are good, actually,” as if it was some bold, counterintuitive take.
December 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
If you have a billion dollars, you literally have enough money to never have to hear any criticism for the rest of your life. Just because they’re all addicted to going online and getting yelled at isn’t my fucking problem.
john mcclane needs to toss this guy off the top of a stadium
Touchdown Tom dressing like this with one glove makes him look like a hitman
December 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
john mcclane needs to toss this guy off the top of a stadium
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lmao, jets. good grief
December 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
lmao, jets. good grief
big jeff
Jeffery Simmons gets his 10th sack of the season and causes a fumble the Titans recover.
December 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
big jeff
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"They found the coats on Thursday morning.
Fifteen winter coats. Good ones, not garbage. Hanging on the chain-link fence outside Lincoln Elementary.No note. No explanation. Just coats zipped up like ghosts waiting for bodies.
Principal Morris freaked out. Called the police. "Could be stolen"
Fifteen winter coats. Good ones, not garbage. Hanging on the chain-link fence outside Lincoln Elementary.No note. No explanation. Just coats zipped up like ghosts waiting for bodies.
Principal Morris freaked out. Called the police. "Could be stolen"
December 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
"They found the coats on Thursday morning.
Fifteen winter coats. Good ones, not garbage. Hanging on the chain-link fence outside Lincoln Elementary.No note. No explanation. Just coats zipped up like ghosts waiting for bodies.
Principal Morris freaked out. Called the police. "Could be stolen"
Fifteen winter coats. Good ones, not garbage. Hanging on the chain-link fence outside Lincoln Elementary.No note. No explanation. Just coats zipped up like ghosts waiting for bodies.
Principal Morris freaked out. Called the police. "Could be stolen"
hey sharks, i'm here seeking $1m investment in my company that has developed a dongle that allows your microwave to work without shutting the door, to save time
December 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
hey sharks, i'm here seeking $1m investment in my company that has developed a dongle that allows your microwave to work without shutting the door, to save time
everyone screenshotting nazi site posts to dunk on here should be hit with a rolled up newspaper until they stop
December 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
everyone screenshotting nazi site posts to dunk on here should be hit with a rolled up newspaper until they stop
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[too loud] hahaha yeah, rita seahorse is great, i love plumbis
December 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
[too loud] hahaha yeah, rita seahorse is great, i love plumbis
at the time, i resented being raised by a single parent, but maybe every boy should be if this is what having defined gender roles does to a mf
December 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
at the time, i resented being raised by a single parent, but maybe every boy should be if this is what having defined gender roles does to a mf
i just got to this part, and good grief lmao
That coming out scene was straight up grueling
December 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
i just got to this part, and good grief lmao
can we take up a collection for brian cox so he can stop doing all these mcdonalds commercials
December 26, 2025 at 5:18 AM
can we take up a collection for brian cox so he can stop doing all these mcdonalds commercials
this stranger things stuff sucks gnarly ass, bro what is this lmao
December 26, 2025 at 4:39 AM
this stranger things stuff sucks gnarly ass, bro what is this lmao