derek
@derekcnewman.bsky.social
suffering from im poster syndrome
are they hot? or are they just “unskippable youtube ad” hot?
November 15, 2025 at 5:40 AM
are they hot? or are they just “unskippable youtube ad” hot?
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Eddie Murphy says some wild things in that new Netflix documentary (like when he compares Ridiculousness to a Jodorowsky movie), but this part about Redd Foxx, Rick James and William (Buckwheat) Thomas was the most devastating.
November 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Eddie Murphy says some wild things in that new Netflix documentary (like when he compares Ridiculousness to a Jodorowsky movie), but this part about Redd Foxx, Rick James and William (Buckwheat) Thomas was the most devastating.
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florence pew: thread
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
florence pew: thread
ive never seen a comedy with a higher bit per minute. val kilmer ruled.
November 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
ive never seen a comedy with a higher bit per minute. val kilmer ruled.
me to a couple of presidents: "well well well, if it isn't the blowjob brothers"
November 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
me to a couple of presidents: "well well well, if it isn't the blowjob brothers"
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We gotta get people back into reading the whole story
This is a real flight school, teaching people to fly planes!!! Like????
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
We gotta get people back into reading the whole story
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“Housing shortage – Jews to blame," letter sticker, German Reich, 1938
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
“Housing shortage – Jews to blame," letter sticker, German Reich, 1938
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
this sounds like when you run a sentence through google translate to another language and then back to english again
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 AM
this sounds like when you run a sentence through google translate to another language and then back to english again
to the dude who regularly drives down our road with his earth shaking bass going while my kid sleeps: i hope you never feel the warmth of love
November 14, 2025 at 4:39 AM
to the dude who regularly drives down our road with his earth shaking bass going while my kid sleeps: i hope you never feel the warmth of love
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I don't think Santa likes being called that.
November 12, 2024 at 4:30 PM
I don't think Santa likes being called that.
we’re calling it gabecube, everybody
I do not care for the word “Gabecube”
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
we’re calling it gabecube, everybody
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let me be the first to say we should not do a nazi jurassic park
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
let me be the first to say we should not do a nazi jurassic park
unsure if im making it through november without shaving my prostate tbh
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
unsure if im making it through november without shaving my prostate tbh
portishead is what youre meant to fall asleep to when youre 17 years old and kinda stoned. whos tryna get down to that? cmon
Portishead’s Geoff Barrow: ‘I can’t think of any worse music to make love to than ours’
Portishead’s Geoff Barrow: ‘I can’t think of any worse music to make love to than ours’
As he moves into film production with the thriller Game, the musician – also known for Beak> – answers your questions on Myspace rappers, sex playlists and whether Portishead will ever make new music
www.theguardian.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
portishead is what youre meant to fall asleep to when youre 17 years old and kinda stoned. whos tryna get down to that? cmon
check megyn kelly's hard drive, imo
November 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
check megyn kelly's hard drive, imo
get shrek'd
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
get shrek'd
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the republican party is a pedophile protection ring
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
the republican party is a pedophile protection ring
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A middle school boy created deepfake AI CSAM of his fellow classmate, a 13 year old girl. The girl pleaded with the school but they did nothing and instead put her on a bus with the perpetrator. She ended up hitting him and was expelled but nothing happened to the boy.
www.wsaw.com/2025/11/12/g...
www.wsaw.com/2025/11/12/g...
Girl, 13, expelled for hitting classmate who made a deepfake porn image of her, lawyers say
A 13-year-old student was expelled from a Louisiana middle school after hitting a male classmate who she said created and shared a deepfake pornographic image of her, according to her family’s lawyers...
www.wsaw.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
A middle school boy created deepfake AI CSAM of his fellow classmate, a 13 year old girl. The girl pleaded with the school but they did nothing and instead put her on a bus with the perpetrator. She ended up hitting him and was expelled but nothing happened to the boy.
www.wsaw.com/2025/11/12/g...
www.wsaw.com/2025/11/12/g...
if i ran microsoft and some jackass came to a meeting and told me to my fucking face that he wanted to put AI into fucking notepad, i would be in prison for defenestration
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
if i ran microsoft and some jackass came to a meeting and told me to my fucking face that he wanted to put AI into fucking notepad, i would be in prison for defenestration
personally i dont think it's cool that a pedophile is president. should prob be impeached, imho.
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
personally i dont think it's cool that a pedophile is president. should prob be impeached, imho.
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jd vance post: erm mom can you pick me up? liberals are trusting the word of *checks notes* jeffrey epstein??
trump post: "THE CORRECT TERM FOR THE PRESIDENT IS EPHEBOPHILE NOT PEDOPHILE" - THE GREAT MARK LEVIN ON FOX NEWS
trump post: "THE CORRECT TERM FOR THE PRESIDENT IS EPHEBOPHILE NOT PEDOPHILE" - THE GREAT MARK LEVIN ON FOX NEWS
November 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
jd vance post: erm mom can you pick me up? liberals are trusting the word of *checks notes* jeffrey epstein??
trump post: "THE CORRECT TERM FOR THE PRESIDENT IS EPHEBOPHILE NOT PEDOPHILE" - THE GREAT MARK LEVIN ON FOX NEWS
trump post: "THE CORRECT TERM FOR THE PRESIDENT IS EPHEBOPHILE NOT PEDOPHILE" - THE GREAT MARK LEVIN ON FOX NEWS
this passed today as it wasn't stripped out
i don't think i've hated anyone as much as republicans hate farmers
i don't think i've hated anyone as much as republicans hate farmers
The provision, tucked into the spending bill that could end the US government shutdown, would ban intoxicating hemp-derived THC products, including gummies and drinks. www.wired.com/story/propos...
A Proposed Federal THC Ban Would ‘Wipe Out’ Hemp Products That Get People High
The provision, tucked into the spending bill that could end the US government shutdown, would ban intoxicating hemp-derived THC products, including gummies and drinks.
www.wired.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
this passed today as it wasn't stripped out
i don't think i've hated anyone as much as republicans hate farmers
i don't think i've hated anyone as much as republicans hate farmers
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Best reason to go off the record.
October 12, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Best reason to go off the record.