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@depotagents.bsky.social
30 y/o. they/them-ish. I post a lot and I'm in my cringe renaissance.
HEY! NSFW! LOOK OUT! I also post pictures of my tarantulas a lot
https://depotagents.neocities.org/
HEY! NSFW! LOOK OUT! I also post pictures of my tarantulas a lot
https://depotagents.neocities.org/
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nationalize ozempic. an ozempic in every pot
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
nationalize ozempic. an ozempic in every pot
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Cut off for stealing...
In the Nintendo Switch version of Super Mario Galaxy (but not Super Mario Galaxy 2), Mario and Luigi's right hands have been moved away and stored separately from their models for an unknown reason. It is theorized that this is somehow an attempt at optimization.
November 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Cut off for stealing...
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At the end the Doom Guy defeats the last demon he looks tired but smiles and walks away and fades to him loving his dream running a farm with his rabbits and the credits roll and this plays and that’s how it should end.
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
At the end the Doom Guy defeats the last demon he looks tired but smiles and walks away and fades to him loving his dream running a farm with his rabbits and the credits roll and this plays and that’s how it should end.
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o gods, pls accept this humble offering 🙏💊✨ #silenthillf
November 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
o gods, pls accept this humble offering 🙏💊✨ #silenthillf
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Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
Really i havent journeyed with the pharaoh in a long time
November 14, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Really i havent journeyed with the pharaoh in a long time
I know the rules now btw but i will never be able to explain them
Inventing a new game called “presidents son”
Dont know the rules yet
Dont know the rules yet
November 14, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I know the rules now btw but i will never be able to explain them
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imagine if a woman was not only stupid but also funny
February 16, 2025 at 6:45 AM
imagine if a woman was not only stupid but also funny
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Its true you can only walk with the pharaoh for so long before you taje on his mantel
March 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Its true you can only walk with the pharaoh for so long before you taje on his mantel
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Pharaoh protect me on my journey (going to work)
a painting of a woman walking in front of a pyramid
ALT: a painting of a woman walking in front of a pyramid
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Pharaoh protect me on my journey (going to work)
My prefictive text has “presidents son” on lock as a phrase now. Now if only i can get “walk with the pharaoh” into its lexicon
November 14, 2025 at 11:52 AM
My prefictive text has “presidents son” on lock as a phrase now. Now if only i can get “walk with the pharaoh” into its lexicon
Id play devils advocate but im already plaging president’s son
November 14, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Id play devils advocate but im already plaging president’s son
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a random $2 steam game called The Puppy actually managed to scare the shit out of me
November 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
a random $2 steam game called The Puppy actually managed to scare the shit out of me
friends with the bees your head upon me branch theee 3....
November 14, 2025 at 11:33 AM
friends with the bees your head upon me branch theee 3....
i like how theres like, 28 paws in my room at any given time
November 14, 2025 at 11:09 AM
i like how theres like, 28 paws in my room at any given time
im not good at anything but i have three tarantulas
November 14, 2025 at 11:07 AM
im not good at anything but i have three tarantulas
i cant sytop thinking about how hinako is like "you always wanted to work in a candy shop... not a stinky old shrine" but the journal entry about sakuko is like "fucking loves the shrine. lives for the shrine"
like which is it... whyw ould you lie. shes dead.
like which is it... whyw ould you lie. shes dead.
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 AM
i cant sytop thinking about how hinako is like "you always wanted to work in a candy shop... not a stinky old shrine" but the journal entry about sakuko is like "fucking loves the shrine. lives for the shrine"
like which is it... whyw ould you lie. shes dead.
like which is it... whyw ould you lie. shes dead.
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I am pretty proud of this design.
worm girl - Arm The Dolls
This is a product description
wormgirl-2.creator-spring.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I am pretty proud of this design.
FUCKING SVE!!! IS COCKBLOCKING ME FROM KROBUS!!! LET ME AT KROBUS!!!!!!! I NEED KROBUS NOW!!!
November 14, 2025 at 9:58 AM
FUCKING SVE!!! IS COCKBLOCKING ME FROM KROBUS!!! LET ME AT KROBUS!!!!!!! I NEED KROBUS NOW!!!
i place a bit of moss on the ground. for the tarantula
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 AM
i place a bit of moss on the ground. for the tarantula
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did you know?
spider 🕷️
spider 🕷️
November 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
did you know?
spider 🕷️
spider 🕷️
by the way does anyone elkse feel like a lot of stardew dialogue is written in the voice of like, a pervert. like im not accusing concerned ape of being a pervert im just saying he kinda writes like one. not a criminal pervert just a standard one
November 14, 2025 at 6:51 AM
by the way does anyone elkse feel like a lot of stardew dialogue is written in the voice of like, a pervert. like im not accusing concerned ape of being a pervert im just saying he kinda writes like one. not a criminal pervert just a standard one
in a differeent universe, presidents son would be a jackbox game
November 14, 2025 at 6:50 AM
in a differeent universe, presidents son would be a jackbox game