Cookie
@denverbycargobike.bsky.social
Attempting to survive biking around Denver with two kids. Bollard enthusiast.
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I hope journalists get another shot at investigating an elderly president’s mental faculties. it really sucks they missed they missed their only chance.
May 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I hope journalists get another shot at investigating an elderly president’s mental faculties. it really sucks they missed they missed their only chance.
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Obviously politics is much more sophisticated than the brutish and simplistic statement that "cars make people evil". And yet it has never once been proven wrong..
Tfw a guy cuts you off so you send his wife to a death camp
Wait, it gets even WORSE. ICE was interested in this family because an agent wanted retribution against the father of the baby, who apparently had honked at the care of an undercover ICE agent the day before who had cut him off.
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
May 15, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Obviously politics is much more sophisticated than the brutish and simplistic statement that "cars make people evil". And yet it has never once been proven wrong..
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it pains me to hand it to him
>war starts over taxes on trade
>insecure young man uncertain about his place in the world turns evil after listening to a pseudoreligous podcast
>liberal republican order gets auto-coup'd because it's too hidebound to institutionally respond to both internal & external threats
how did he know
>insecure young man uncertain about his place in the world turns evil after listening to a pseudoreligous podcast
>liberal republican order gets auto-coup'd because it's too hidebound to institutionally respond to both internal & external threats
how did he know
April 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
it pains me to hand it to him
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Friday Surprise: The Oonee crew is proud to launch the nation's first permanent municipal battery swapping program in @jerseycity.bsky.social together with our friends at Swobbee
Fully integrated w/secure 🚲 parking and plug-in charging 4 bikes at 2 locations w/more to come soon!!
Fully integrated w/secure 🚲 parking and plug-in charging 4 bikes at 2 locations w/more to come soon!!
March 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Friday Surprise: The Oonee crew is proud to launch the nation's first permanent municipal battery swapping program in @jerseycity.bsky.social together with our friends at Swobbee
Fully integrated w/secure 🚲 parking and plug-in charging 4 bikes at 2 locations w/more to come soon!!
Fully integrated w/secure 🚲 parking and plug-in charging 4 bikes at 2 locations w/more to come soon!!
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Here's my low emitting vehicle
February 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Here's my low emitting vehicle
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....or what if we just think it sucks? Not everything is a culture war, man. Sometimes a hideous picture of a human with six fingers is just a hideous picture of a human with six fingers.
February 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
....or what if we just think it sucks? Not everything is a culture war, man. Sometimes a hideous picture of a human with six fingers is just a hideous picture of a human with six fingers.
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Musk's source of cash is loans secured by Tesla stock. If the stock price goes down low enough, he has to sell stock to meet the margin call, fueling the downward spiral. This makes him vulnerable in ways that no other oligarch is. If you think Musk is a problem, Tesla is your attack surface.
January 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Musk's source of cash is loans secured by Tesla stock. If the stock price goes down low enough, he has to sell stock to meet the margin call, fueling the downward spiral. This makes him vulnerable in ways that no other oligarch is. If you think Musk is a problem, Tesla is your attack surface.
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I guess the "technically" there is just code for "I'm committing tax fraud to write off my personal vehicle from my business income"
January 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I guess the "technically" there is just code for "I'm committing tax fraud to write off my personal vehicle from my business income"
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Planners should have to design cities from behind a Rawlsian veil of ignorance. That is to say: the planner will have to live in the city they design, but they don't know *where* in the city.
January 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Planners should have to design cities from behind a Rawlsian veil of ignorance. That is to say: the planner will have to live in the city they design, but they don't know *where* in the city.
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And that, distill’d by magic sleights,
Shall raise such artificial sprites
As by the strength of their illusion
Shall draw him on to his confusion.
Shall raise such artificial sprites
As by the strength of their illusion
Shall draw him on to his confusion.
January 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
And that, distill’d by magic sleights,
Shall raise such artificial sprites
As by the strength of their illusion
Shall draw him on to his confusion.
Shall raise such artificial sprites
As by the strength of their illusion
Shall draw him on to his confusion.
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Why I roll my eyes when my neighbors oppose upzoning and infill construction.
December 31, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Why I roll my eyes when my neighbors oppose upzoning and infill construction.
One more lane bro, children’s book edition
December 26, 2024 at 3:47 PM
One more lane bro, children’s book edition
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In NY and family that spend $20 to cross a bridge a dozen times a week are talking about how $15 congestion pricing is going to be the death of Manhattan.
People fucking hate transit and love cars. It sucks.
People fucking hate transit and love cars. It sucks.
December 24, 2024 at 7:51 PM
In NY and family that spend $20 to cross a bridge a dozen times a week are talking about how $15 congestion pricing is going to be the death of Manhattan.
People fucking hate transit and love cars. It sucks.
People fucking hate transit and love cars. It sucks.
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Balitmore Ravens, welcome to The War on Planes.
Who needs a plane? For away games close to home, Ravens players prefer the train.
“You see more of where you’re traveling looking out the windows, you’re not just up in the clouds," said fullback Pat Ricard.
www.thebaltimorebanner.com
December 21, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Balitmore Ravens, welcome to The War on Planes.
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Any "avid cyclist" who claims that the solution to road safety for cyclists is simply to be more skilled and assertive should be required to demonstrate that they are more skilled and assertive than Olympic Champion Remco Evenepoel who was, this week, doored.
December 8, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Any "avid cyclist" who claims that the solution to road safety for cyclists is simply to be more skilled and assertive should be required to demonstrate that they are more skilled and assertive than Olympic Champion Remco Evenepoel who was, this week, doored.
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One of my long held theories is that a bike actually provides the freedom of movement and exhilaration that a car promises in a city at a fraction of the cost and the dissonance there drives the people in cars *completely fucking insane*
every commenter on the internet who complains about bike lanes once saw a cyclist pedal through a red light and now uses it as justification for why they should be allowed to run over anyone else on the road
December 6, 2024 at 4:33 AM
One of my long held theories is that a bike actually provides the freedom of movement and exhilaration that a car promises in a city at a fraction of the cost and the dissonance there drives the people in cars *completely fucking insane*
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Fascinating factoid: Colorado has, for the past 100+ years, always been a state where the majority of people who live here have been born outside of Colorado.
December 6, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Fascinating factoid: Colorado has, for the past 100+ years, always been a state where the majority of people who live here have been born outside of Colorado.
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In terms of mobility, e-bikes are selling faster & having bigger effects on emissions than EVs, much less self-driving EVs. And yet they get vastly, vastly less attention.
www.fastcompany.com/90994141/why...
www.fastcompany.com/90994141/why...
Why 2023 was the year of the e-bike and not the self-driving car
E-bikes and self-driving cars both entered the year with momentum. Only one maintained it.
www.fastcompany.com
December 4, 2024 at 7:58 PM
In terms of mobility, e-bikes are selling faster & having bigger effects on emissions than EVs, much less self-driving EVs. And yet they get vastly, vastly less attention.
www.fastcompany.com/90994141/why...
www.fastcompany.com/90994141/why...
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If Bob Holden really was really concerned about reckless e-bikes he could hold a hearing tomorrow and just ask for an enforcement plan of the existing laws which prohibit bad behavior.
Setting up a registration program with NYCDOT is not only expensive, but also useless. Riders have ID.
Setting up a registration program with NYCDOT is not only expensive, but also useless. Riders have ID.
December 4, 2024 at 7:44 PM
If Bob Holden really was really concerned about reckless e-bikes he could hold a hearing tomorrow and just ask for an enforcement plan of the existing laws which prohibit bad behavior.
Setting up a registration program with NYCDOT is not only expensive, but also useless. Riders have ID.
Setting up a registration program with NYCDOT is not only expensive, but also useless. Riders have ID.
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Unfortunately yes and after multiple verses I have improvised some of the stupidest phrases imaginable
Have you ever seen a cheetah…eating hummus and pita
Have you ever seen a dolphin…addicted to golfin
Have you ever seen a chimp…posting like a simp
Have you ever seen a cheetah…eating hummus and pita
Have you ever seen a dolphin…addicted to golfin
Have you ever seen a chimp…posting like a simp
The people demand to know if you’ve ever seen a whale with a polka dot tail
December 4, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Unfortunately yes and after multiple verses I have improvised some of the stupidest phrases imaginable
Have you ever seen a cheetah…eating hummus and pita
Have you ever seen a dolphin…addicted to golfin
Have you ever seen a chimp…posting like a simp
Have you ever seen a cheetah…eating hummus and pita
Have you ever seen a dolphin…addicted to golfin
Have you ever seen a chimp…posting like a simp
A daycare run on a sub-freezing morning is no problem when you have a weather cover for your bike and a garbage truck for your passenger
December 4, 2024 at 6:17 PM
A daycare run on a sub-freezing morning is no problem when you have a weather cover for your bike and a garbage truck for your passenger
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The mayor of denver is holding a town hall with DOTI employees. Hearing how he supports the rolling back of protected bike lanes.
“we need to balance the needs of safety and parking”
BIG YAWN!
“we need to balance the needs of safety and parking”
BIG YAWN!
December 3, 2024 at 7:16 PM
The mayor of denver is holding a town hall with DOTI employees. Hearing how he supports the rolling back of protected bike lanes.
“we need to balance the needs of safety and parking”
BIG YAWN!
“we need to balance the needs of safety and parking”
BIG YAWN!