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Todd Bonzalez
@deminimisfringe.bsky.social
he/him, 30+
This reads exactly like a Northernlion bit
Headlines That Look Like Shitposts
November 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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i just want to stress that this isnt about trump anymore, its about the entire republican party and maga movement covering for a child sex trafficking ring
the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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"goddess of rot"
November 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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BREAKING: In last-minute pledge, New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani pledges to REPLACE the Wall Street Bull with an 20 foot tall bronze statue of Uma Musume "GOLD SHIP"
November 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The myriad ways in which Kamala fucked up her voter outreach needs to be studied for generations
November 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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dick cheney was gooning on a 6 monitor setup playing porn compilations on a loop. the wildest stuff youve never seen. stuff that SHOULD have been ai, filmed at deep state black sites using kidnapped weta workshop guys to make prosthetics. he died from dehydration and stage three cummy tummy
November 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
It's apparently woke to want players to wear knee pads now
Meanwhile, Kirk Herbstreit wants a penalty called on the Oklahoma kicker for wearing short pants
November 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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This is the only day you can post this
October 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Chainsaw Man is Never Gonna Score
October 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Pro-regime media is funded by your wordle addiction. If you or someone you know is struggling with a NYT subscription please show them video games
New NYT euphemism just dropped
October 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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new favorite tiktok
August 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Frank Sinatra on what it means to be an American in 1945
October 14, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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October 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Honestly a little wild to see that the House is closed forever in order to not release the Epstein stuff
A few minutes ago in the House:

- Speaker Mike Johnson officially cancels votes next week, extending the House recess through a fourth week

- House Republicans block Democrats from passing a bill to pay the troops during the shutdown, ensuring they will miss paychecks next week
October 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I learned an entire international law class in the three days before the final because I hadn't been bothered to pay any attention to the lectures
I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.
October 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Do not donate to this loser
October 6, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
October 6, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Why even have sitewide ToS then? If the response to people asking to you enforce your rules is "you guys are being, like, so rude rn, can't you just do it yourself?" then what are we even doing here?
We’re system architects at core. We built a decentralized network so you could run your own moderation, but beyond that our upcoming healthy discourse project is taking some swings at the interaction model that drives these dynamics on Bluesky. Excited to start seeing it in action.
October 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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feels like we're living through some kind of cultural gas leak
October 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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I, again, skip my social media detox to tell you about "Cat Attack", a nice trigger for confusing LLMs and making them prone to up to 700% false output just by typing a cat fact after a mathproblem.

I laughed very hard. arxiv.org/pdf/2503.01781
arxiv.org
October 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM