Deli
@deltalirious.bsky.social
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Personal account just because I like (re)posting
Personal account just because I like (re)posting
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I feel like in general there's a big backlash against being visably different at all. Personal expression keeps being framed in terms of "regret" and "being ugly".
Smells rather fascist again.
Smells rather fascist again.
December 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I feel like in general there's a big backlash against being visably different at all. Personal expression keeps being framed in terms of "regret" and "being ugly".
Smells rather fascist again.
Smells rather fascist again.
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Cyber Monday is here and deals are going fast! These deals are diaphanous. They are receding even as we speak, becoming mere memories of deals, prices longed for but lost, hints at what could have been had for less. A golden slant of sun through window falls on an empty countertop. Act now.
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Cyber Monday is here and deals are going fast! These deals are diaphanous. They are receding even as we speak, becoming mere memories of deals, prices longed for but lost, hints at what could have been had for less. A golden slant of sun through window falls on an empty countertop. Act now.
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today is the first time since 1988 that the united states is not observing world AIDS day
in fact, per STAT, the state department has forbidden federal employees AND GRANTEES to not utilize any funding to promote or commemorate this day
in fact, per STAT, the state department has forbidden federal employees AND GRANTEES to not utilize any funding to promote or commemorate this day
December 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
today is the first time since 1988 that the united states is not observing world AIDS day
in fact, per STAT, the state department has forbidden federal employees AND GRANTEES to not utilize any funding to promote or commemorate this day
in fact, per STAT, the state department has forbidden federal employees AND GRANTEES to not utilize any funding to promote or commemorate this day
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OK, who narced?
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
OK, who narced?
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Dress for the job you want (Bog Witch) not the job you have (Regular Witch)
November 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Dress for the job you want (Bog Witch) not the job you have (Regular Witch)
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Thankful to my Bluesky feed for giving me these two posts from @mamavitelli.bsky.social and @baronduki.bsky.social back to back
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Thankful to my Bluesky feed for giving me these two posts from @mamavitelli.bsky.social and @baronduki.bsky.social back to back
All the minutes the time gremlins steal must be returned as Waiting Mode Time because WHAT THE FUCK WHY DOES LAUNDRY TAKE 5EVER
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
All the minutes the time gremlins steal must be returned as Waiting Mode Time because WHAT THE FUCK WHY DOES LAUNDRY TAKE 5EVER
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"Let me get this straight. Your lab has bred a dragon?"
"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-."
"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"
"About as intelligent as a border collie."
"So, intelligent. Why?"
"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-."
"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"
"About as intelligent as a border collie."
"So, intelligent. Why?"
"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
"Let me get this straight. Your lab has bred a dragon?"
"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-."
"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"
"About as intelligent as a border collie."
"So, intelligent. Why?"
"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-."
"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"
"About as intelligent as a border collie."
"So, intelligent. Why?"
"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
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❌ I'm good in bed
✅ I'm good, in bed
✅ I'm good, in bed
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
❌ I'm good in bed
✅ I'm good, in bed
✅ I'm good, in bed
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ABC: Always Be Chanting
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
ABC: Always Be Chanting
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Why do all the inkblots look like sexy clowns
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Why do all the inkblots look like sexy clowns
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Maybe it’s a bad idea to put people in charge of government who are eager for the rapture.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Maybe it’s a bad idea to put people in charge of government who are eager for the rapture.
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Make like a tree and grow.
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Make like a tree and grow.
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“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked Claude” I asked this horseshoe crab and he said your ass wouldn’t have lasted two seconds in the Triassic
November 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked Claude” I asked this horseshoe crab and he said your ass wouldn’t have lasted two seconds in the Triassic
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Knock knock. Who's there? ...who's there? I don't see anyone out there, but the knocking is getting louder and more insistent. Please, who's there, I'm scared.
November 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Knock knock. Who's there? ...who's there? I don't see anyone out there, but the knocking is getting louder and more insistent. Please, who's there, I'm scared.
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I Am Lucifer, the Devil, AMA
"Which of your many accomplishments are you most proud of?"
The idea that once your body is done growing, so is your mind.
"Wait, when is our minds done growing?"
You were never meant to be done growing, learning, examining. But you could be persuaded to give it up.
"Which of your many accomplishments are you most proud of?"
The idea that once your body is done growing, so is your mind.
"Wait, when is our minds done growing?"
You were never meant to be done growing, learning, examining. But you could be persuaded to give it up.
November 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I Am Lucifer, the Devil, AMA
"Which of your many accomplishments are you most proud of?"
The idea that once your body is done growing, so is your mind.
"Wait, when is our minds done growing?"
You were never meant to be done growing, learning, examining. But you could be persuaded to give it up.
"Which of your many accomplishments are you most proud of?"
The idea that once your body is done growing, so is your mind.
"Wait, when is our minds done growing?"
You were never meant to be done growing, learning, examining. But you could be persuaded to give it up.
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So often women who don't want to wear make up keep getting called "pick mes" or "not like other girls "
Some of us have sensory issues LOL 99% Of the time make up makes me feel like this
Some of us have sensory issues LOL 99% Of the time make up makes me feel like this
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
So often women who don't want to wear make up keep getting called "pick mes" or "not like other girls "
Some of us have sensory issues LOL 99% Of the time make up makes me feel like this
Some of us have sensory issues LOL 99% Of the time make up makes me feel like this
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I had the honor of making this painting for Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein.
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I had the honor of making this painting for Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein.
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I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.
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Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics"
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics"
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
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Doing a loop in Silver Lake, and Ivanhoe Reservoir is looking nicely van Gogh-esque this morning, a kind of daylight version of "The Starry Night."
November 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Doing a loop in Silver Lake, and Ivanhoe Reservoir is looking nicely van Gogh-esque this morning, a kind of daylight version of "The Starry Night."
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🔪🤯⁉️❌️🔊‼️⛓️💥🚨⚠️💥🤯
November 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
🔪🤯⁉️❌️🔊‼️⛓️💥🚨⚠️💥🤯
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A picture is still worth a thousand words, but due to AI slop, those words are all melting, illegible gibberish.
October 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
A picture is still worth a thousand words, but due to AI slop, those words are all melting, illegible gibberish.
The desire to get hotter vs the fear of being shallow
October 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The desire to get hotter vs the fear of being shallow
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the dungeons and dragons honor among thieves movie deserved better (could've done better in the box office, could've been tied to a better ttrpg)
the joke about the barbarian lady's halfling ex whose new wife is ANOTHER huge muscular woman was peak. she doesn't even fit in the door frame.
the joke about the barbarian lady's halfling ex whose new wife is ANOTHER huge muscular woman was peak. she doesn't even fit in the door frame.
October 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
the dungeons and dragons honor among thieves movie deserved better (could've done better in the box office, could've been tied to a better ttrpg)
the joke about the barbarian lady's halfling ex whose new wife is ANOTHER huge muscular woman was peak. she doesn't even fit in the door frame.
the joke about the barbarian lady's halfling ex whose new wife is ANOTHER huge muscular woman was peak. she doesn't even fit in the door frame.