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I wish all my old friends were still in one place, but it's nice so many of them are here : )
If these dogs can’t cheer you up, STAY IN LINE!!
What if…hear me out…
…to brighten up a stressful day…

what if I just posted a zillion pictures of dogs eating the French fries I brought them, what then
November 5, 2024 at 10:09 PM
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If you're still online to go insane today, STAY ONLINE. If you stay online until 8pm, they HAVE to let you go insane.
November 5, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Peak LA
October 31, 2024 at 4:57 AM
So proud of him. Best possible ending.
The heart of Walker Buehler.

My God.
October 31, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Spooked? Kamala’s closing argument speech is nowhere to be found on the digital front page. Not even 24 hours.
I'm willing to make an educated guess that this has also spooked the C-suite of NYT, CNN, MSNBC et al. Feels like an important moment in the trajectory of the political press overall.
October 30, 2024 at 3:18 PM
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had to share this for the football heads here
October 29, 2024 at 11:59 AM
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When woodsmen cleared this part of the woods, someone made the decision to leave the long line of tall pines you can see just a few of here, creating a magical skyline that transforms the landscape.
October 29, 2024 at 12:47 PM
Furiously googling “which arm does Ohtani pitch with?”
October 27, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Fucking walk Soto, for Christ sake. 2 outs and Judge looks like he’s swinging at a wiffleball
October 27, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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So still and grey today. No changing light or rustling leaves. Only the caw of a rook or crow, and a single flutter of small birds.
October 26, 2024 at 5:20 PM
When I screamed, “Jeffrey Fucking Maier!!” my wife was confused then perplexed that I would remember the name of some kid from a baseball game 30 years ago.

Me and Tony Fucking Tarasco
The Jeffrey Maier incident was when our society went off the rails. Everyone cheered him. Giuliani (fascist criminal) gave him seats for the next game. He got to go on the Today Show with Matt Lauer (criminal sex pest). I assume Woody Allen said something nice about him too
October 26, 2024 at 4:43 AM
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I high fived a Dodgers fan on the F train platform and multiple people threatened to kill me. New York is BACK.
October 26, 2024 at 4:03 AM
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and finally, and most importantly, AS CALLED IN FRANCE:
October 26, 2024 at 4:22 AM
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As called on ESPN Latin America:
October 26, 2024 at 4:14 AM
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As called on NHK Japan:
October 26, 2024 at 4:16 AM
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October 25, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Neither we any of these movies
October 21, 2024 at 4:57 PM
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I mean give him this he did get all the way to the podium without raping anyone
Trump: "I'm gonna be a protector. You know, I said, I think we're doing very well with women ... I think women like me because I said I will be your protector, and I protected you for four years ... the women want protection."
Aaron Rupar (@aaron.rupar) on Threads
Trump: "I'm gonna be a protector. You know, I said, I think we're doing very well with women ... I think women like me because I said I will be your protector, and I protected you for four years ... t...
www.threads.net
October 11, 2024 at 10:16 PM
What subscription tier gets me access to the @defector.bsky.social Slack channel where staffers are wagering on how long @davidjroth.bsky.social & @dhm.bsky.social can remain cordial?
October 5, 2024 at 11:54 PM
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i guess they got buns
October 1, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Does Bluesky have a Popehat signal? @kenwhite.bsky.social
Close confidante to Eric Adams gets raided, then goes on radio to talk about it
Officers stopped Ingrid Lewis-Martin at JFK airport, when she was returning home from a vacation.
www.politico.com
September 28, 2024 at 1:44 PM
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there’s a New York Public librarian somewhere going “guess who’s gonna be closed up on the weekends now, bitch” as she watches the news and taps a date stamp against her palm
September 26, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Great recount of what could have been the end of the world. Piece shines on context - when this event took place, and Petrov’s ability to parse the facts in real time, saved the world.
A reminder that the Stansilav Petrov story is both more complex and more terrifying than people think.

I did a full deep dive into it, but importantly WHY the USSR was at launch-on-warning (which is what would have caused catastrophe) many years ago.

medium.com/lapsed-histo...
The Day the World Didn’t End
At the height of the Cold War, with alarms screaming, one Soviet officer stopped to think. It cost him his career. It may also have saved…
medium.com
September 26, 2024 at 2:35 PM
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I’m mainly disappointed that Eric Adams is facing a FARA charge for a country that actually exists, as opposed to, say, the lost kingdom of Atlantis
September 26, 2024 at 2:46 AM