Defekte Einhorn
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Prolific scribbler. ✒️ Noble thunder lizard. Defective Unicorn. Friend of the fountain pen. #USWNT #GoBolts
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They’re all just looting the treasury now
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
They’re all just looting the treasury now
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It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches
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Just a reminder you can troll DT for possibly blowing ‘bubba’ without bringing up Monica Lewinsky. You’re not being clever, you’re losing the plot and showing your misogyny.
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Just a reminder you can troll DT for possibly blowing ‘bubba’ without bringing up Monica Lewinsky. You’re not being clever, you’re losing the plot and showing your misogyny.
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i have a crazy idea: imagine an economy that doesnt completely implode every 7 years
November 14, 2025 at 1:11 PM
i have a crazy idea: imagine an economy that doesnt completely implode every 7 years
And it's been remade because why?
The Running Man is a propulsive tribute to ’80s action movies
The Running Man is a propulsive tribute to ‘80s action movies
The new movie stays much more true to Stephen King’s original novel.
buff.ly
November 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
And it's been remade because why?
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November 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Imagine dying on this hill.
For this man.
For this man.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Imagine dying on this hill.
For this man.
For this man.
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Bev deserving COTY isn’t to say Vlatko didn’t have a historic season with KC (he did) or that Adrian didn’t do well with the Spirit (he did), but that Bev did more with way less than either of those two. And she did it in the midst of unimaginable personal loss.
Her ability to develop players, her unique mentality, her historic season with Racing Louisville, and persevering through everything that was thrown at her both on and off the field, here’s why I believe Bev Yanez deserves to be #NWSL Coach of the Year.
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Why Racing Louisville’s Bev Yanez Should Be Named NWSL Coach of the Year
The player-turned-coach has elevated the once middling club, with those around her praising her player-centric approach.
www.si.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Bev deserving COTY isn’t to say Vlatko didn’t have a historic season with KC (he did) or that Adrian didn’t do well with the Spirit (he did), but that Bev did more with way less than either of those two. And she did it in the midst of unimaginable personal loss.
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We used to have good American toys like Sheriff Woody and Mr. Buzz—the famous Mister Buzz who played with Andy and Sheriff Woody and the great Slinky Dog. Toys for men. Then for no reason antifa brought the pokemons and the thunder cats and the beanie babies which was a total toy disaster.
Trump: "We have officially renamed the Dept of Defense back to the original name, Dept of War. And remember we won World War 1, we won World War 2, we won everything in between. We won everything that came before. And then we brilliantly decided to change the name. We became politically correct"
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
We used to have good American toys like Sheriff Woody and Mr. Buzz—the famous Mister Buzz who played with Andy and Sheriff Woody and the great Slinky Dog. Toys for men. Then for no reason antifa brought the pokemons and the thunder cats and the beanie babies which was a total toy disaster.
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This one made me laugh
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This one made me laugh
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I know that having principles is very difficult for most politicians, but this was the easiest hill to die on. Saving the ACA is incredibly popular. There is no excuse for this moral cowardice.
No more donations to any Dem elected official until Schumer is out as leader. They must be punished.
No more donations to any Dem elected official until Schumer is out as leader. They must be punished.
So many people are going to suffer and die due to not being able to afford health insurance in January. Our representatives are mostly rich and have excellent government funded health care so they will never understand choosing between food and medicine.
I no longer believe Democrats even care.
I no longer believe Democrats even care.
reprehensible to me that regular citizens putting their bodies on the line to protest ICE abductions are showing more courage every day than our elected officials.
Any democratic senator not calling for Schumer to step down is complicit. And we will replace them all with people willing to fight
Any democratic senator not calling for Schumer to step down is complicit. And we will replace them all with people willing to fight
November 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I know that having principles is very difficult for most politicians, but this was the easiest hill to die on. Saving the ACA is incredibly popular. There is no excuse for this moral cowardice.
No more donations to any Dem elected official until Schumer is out as leader. They must be punished.
No more donations to any Dem elected official until Schumer is out as leader. They must be punished.
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This troglodyte has been married 4, count 'em! 4 times!
And she has the audacity to ask to overturn.
She can rot with the rest of them.
And she has the audacity to ask to overturn.
She can rot with the rest of them.
“Are you happy the Supreme Court isn’t going to overturn same sex marriage?”
“No”
“No”
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
This troglodyte has been married 4, count 'em! 4 times!
And she has the audacity to ask to overturn.
She can rot with the rest of them.
And she has the audacity to ask to overturn.
She can rot with the rest of them.
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LMAO
Whoa -- Sen. Durbin went to up Leader Thune during the vote last night to tell him that on the shutdown vote and ACA promise that "8 of us are sticking our neck out that you're going to keep your word. I hope you will. He said 'I assure you I will,'" Durbin says just now
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
LMAO
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I think my Word of the Day email might be trolling the Democrats.
November 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I think my Word of the Day email might be trolling the Democrats.
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Great job, @schumer.senate.gov. You've changed the story from "GOP hurting millions of Americans to please unpopular, failing, delusional despot who's destroying his party" to "Dems are too weak and divided in the face of Trump's strength to take a stand and protect Americans"
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Great job, @schumer.senate.gov. You've changed the story from "GOP hurting millions of Americans to please unpopular, failing, delusional despot who's destroying his party" to "Dems are too weak and divided in the face of Trump's strength to take a stand and protect Americans"
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What is the point of a political party that will not fight for the people?
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 AM
What is the point of a political party that will not fight for the people?
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
But of course! Honestly, I'm surprised to took this long for him to do it.
BREAKING:
Trump has just issued pardons to dozens of conservatives who tried to overturn the 2020 election results, including: Mark Meadows, Kenneth Chesebro, Jeffrey Clark, Rudy Giuliani, Sidney Powell, John Eastman, Boris Epshteyn, and more — per pardon attorney Ed Martin.
Trump has just issued pardons to dozens of conservatives who tried to overturn the 2020 election results, including: Mark Meadows, Kenneth Chesebro, Jeffrey Clark, Rudy Giuliani, Sidney Powell, John Eastman, Boris Epshteyn, and more — per pardon attorney Ed Martin.
November 10, 2025 at 5:41 AM
But of course! Honestly, I'm surprised to took this long for him to do it.
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Tonight was a very bad night.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Tonight was a very bad night.
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oh, and don’t EVER say we shouldn’t demand more of elected democrats. a whole lot of them need to be replaced because they’re still too scared to do the right thing. don’t fucking settle. expect more.
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
oh, and don’t EVER say we shouldn’t demand more of elected democrats. a whole lot of them need to be replaced because they’re still too scared to do the right thing. don’t fucking settle. expect more.
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mfs caved to get an iou for a vote, i hate them
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
mfs caved to get an iou for a vote, i hate them
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We are being led by absolute cowards
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
We are being led by absolute cowards
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I don’t understand anything
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I don’t understand anything