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He never sleeps in the froggy bed 🥺🐸🥺🐸
May 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
He never sleeps in the froggy bed 🥺🐸🥺🐸
what? you're worried about a major life change? what are you a human being or something
May 24, 2025 at 5:55 AM
what? you're worried about a major life change? what are you a human being or something
"oh let's replace the perfectly working keys with an app" genuinely what the FUCK are you on
May 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
"oh let's replace the perfectly working keys with an app" genuinely what the FUCK are you on
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Gender is mostly about doing bits
May 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Gender is mostly about doing bits
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why did we stop at poles for strippers, there should be a whole obstacle course up there
May 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
why did we stop at poles for strippers, there should be a whole obstacle course up there
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Driving down 44 in Missouri and as we passed by a billboard for Redmon’s candy factory my wife blurted out unprompted “ugh, this little freak again”. Now I have to wonder what sort of beef she has with Redmon.
April 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Driving down 44 in Missouri and as we passed by a billboard for Redmon’s candy factory my wife blurted out unprompted “ugh, this little freak again”. Now I have to wonder what sort of beef she has with Redmon.
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what’s- what’s the good way
April 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
what’s- what’s the good way
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say what you will about katy perry but ruining your career by going to space is genuinely a brand new thing for someone to do
April 25, 2025 at 7:27 AM
say what you will about katy perry but ruining your career by going to space is genuinely a brand new thing for someone to do
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it’s earth day so here’s some earth stuff from the archives
April 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
it’s earth day so here’s some earth stuff from the archives
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The perfect meal is Two Burgers. Most people will make one burger then supplement it with sides - big mistake! It's better to make a second burger, that way when you finish your first burger, you've got another burger right there
April 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The perfect meal is Two Burgers. Most people will make one burger then supplement it with sides - big mistake! It's better to make a second burger, that way when you finish your first burger, you've got another burger right there
would it even be a hot take to say roast comedy isn't really funny
April 12, 2025 at 4:26 AM
would it even be a hot take to say roast comedy isn't really funny
[to the tune of greatest showman] this is the greatest slug
April 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
[to the tune of greatest showman] this is the greatest slug
TERF (trans exclusionary radical furry)
April 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
TERF (trans exclusionary radical furry)
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how it feels to be visibly trans in public
March 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
how it feels to be visibly trans in public
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*watching movie-opening montage of the main character’s daily routine, repeating over and over* boy oh boy i sure hope nothing upends this
December 30, 2024 at 9:29 PM
*watching movie-opening montage of the main character’s daily routine, repeating over and over* boy oh boy i sure hope nothing upends this
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my name is detective sleepy, and i’m about to get started on my toughest case so far; the pillow case
November 23, 2024 at 11:36 PM
my name is detective sleepy, and i’m about to get started on my toughest case so far; the pillow case
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November 24, 2024 at 10:22 PM
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Jellyfish miku!!!!!✨🌌
November 21, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Jellyfish miku!!!!!✨🌌
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this was the first weird medieval guy to ever go viral 🥰🥰
November 21, 2024 at 7:48 AM
this was the first weird medieval guy to ever go viral 🥰🥰
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I’ve had tomatoes on the mind 🍅
What’s everyone’s favorite tomato recipe? I’ve been living off of a tomato vodka sauce recipe…
I don’t think I’ll ever get bored of it 😌
What’s everyone’s favorite tomato recipe? I’ve been living off of a tomato vodka sauce recipe…
I don’t think I’ll ever get bored of it 😌
November 19, 2024 at 12:24 AM
I’ve had tomatoes on the mind 🍅
What’s everyone’s favorite tomato recipe? I’ve been living off of a tomato vodka sauce recipe…
I don’t think I’ll ever get bored of it 😌
What’s everyone’s favorite tomato recipe? I’ve been living off of a tomato vodka sauce recipe…
I don’t think I’ll ever get bored of it 😌