Book Of Job - CTE Edition
@deadshifthero.bsky.social
Spinning my wheels so much I should pick up pottery. Nuke Medway
Veteran gaming
January 29, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Veteran gaming
No, we can't afford anything, nothing can get better
January 21, 2026 at 9:32 PM
No, we can't afford anything, nothing can get better
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CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES
January 21, 2026 at 12:49 AM
CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES
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hit my deductible
I'm Fondled by My Gynecologist, and I'm About to...
January 20, 2026 at 10:06 PM
hit my deductible
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"I'm a woman" ad spot to help fix company
January 20, 2026 at 12:21 AM
"I'm a woman" ad spot to help fix company
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BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
January 17, 2026 at 10:44 AM
BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
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every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
January 16, 2026 at 9:24 PM
every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
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YOU - Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?
SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?
January 16, 2026 at 10:31 AM
YOU - Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?
SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?
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I’ve started using the term “ethnic cleansing campaign” to describe the ICE occupation here in Minnesota. This is deliberate because the reality on the ground is that, at a given moment, any non-white person can be kidnapped by masked federal paramilitaries regardless of their constitutional rights.
January 15, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I’ve started using the term “ethnic cleansing campaign” to describe the ICE occupation here in Minnesota. This is deliberate because the reality on the ground is that, at a given moment, any non-white person can be kidnapped by masked federal paramilitaries regardless of their constitutional rights.
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This isn't satire. This is a real headline published in the UK.
January 15, 2026 at 10:29 AM
This isn't satire. This is a real headline published in the UK.
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doing one of these because I have a really good sandwich in there
January 14, 2026 at 10:18 PM
doing one of these because I have a really good sandwich in there
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Scott Adams won’t see your posts mocking him. because he fuckin died. lmao.
January 15, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Scott Adams won’t see your posts mocking him. because he fuckin died. lmao.
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i love when people say shit like this and are entirely correct. thats what life is all about.
January 12, 2026 at 10:18 PM
i love when people say shit like this and are entirely correct. thats what life is all about.
fml never mind checked their account they're really in this lmao
January 12, 2026 at 1:46 AM
fml never mind checked their account they're really in this lmao
kinda reads like the person named "2028president" might also be joking
January 12, 2026 at 1:45 AM
kinda reads like the person named "2028president" might also be joking
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oh don’t play all coy like you weren’t thinking about it. daydreaming like it’s the one who got away. i thought about it like four times since i started typing this
your very existence is troubling, enraging, and distracting as hell for some of the shittiest people on earth so no, i’m afraid you may not kill yourself rn
January 11, 2026 at 5:31 PM
oh don’t play all coy like you weren’t thinking about it. daydreaming like it’s the one who got away. i thought about it like four times since i started typing this
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your very existence is troubling, enraging, and distracting as hell for some of the shittiest people on earth so no, i’m afraid you may not kill yourself rn
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
your very existence is troubling, enraging, and distracting as hell for some of the shittiest people on earth so no, i’m afraid you may not kill yourself rn
Good bit of chat that
January 10, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Good bit of chat that
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40% of Bluesky have been contestants on Jeopardy making us a very smart website but all of them came in third so its not like that impressive
January 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
40% of Bluesky have been contestants on Jeopardy making us a very smart website but all of them came in third so its not like that impressive