DaveDisaster
@davedisasterman.bsky.social
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DaveDisaster
@davedisasterman.bsky.social
· Dec 11
Looking for FT or contract. LDN based.
I'm a web engineer, front end specialist & tech lead. React focused for a good while but tech agnostic, regularly picking up new frameworks, even languages on the job.
Design background, experienced in backend, DBs, SysAdmin/DevOps. Love TS & TDD.
Hit me up!
I'm a web engineer, front end specialist & tech lead. React focused for a good while but tech agnostic, regularly picking up new frameworks, even languages on the job.
Design background, experienced in backend, DBs, SysAdmin/DevOps. Love TS & TDD.
Hit me up!
Glorious
Good news guys I'm super drunk so you're going to hear about the last guy who got shot in the American Civl wWar
November 12, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Glorious
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November 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Perigee looks lovely at this time of year.
*Funded by the Perigee Bureau of Tourism
*Funded by the Perigee Bureau of Tourism
November 12, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Perigee looks lovely at this time of year.
*Funded by the Perigee Bureau of Tourism
*Funded by the Perigee Bureau of Tourism
I explained in great detail everything that was wrong with her estate, and why it should be levelled to the ground, and she accused me of manseplaning.
Me, a very serious analytical philosopher?
They really shouldn't let such people talk back to me.
Me, a very serious analytical philosopher?
They really shouldn't let such people talk back to me.
“When I gave this talk at a workshop everyone told me to fuck off” is really telling on yourself
In the paper it’s even before the abstract 🙃
November 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I explained in great detail everything that was wrong with her estate, and why it should be levelled to the ground, and she accused me of manseplaning.
Me, a very serious analytical philosopher?
They really shouldn't let such people talk back to me.
Me, a very serious analytical philosopher?
They really shouldn't let such people talk back to me.
He's a notorious troll. It's all BS.
Also that watch is a Rolex Submariner which means ol’boy got ripped off to the tune of over $10k lmao
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
He's a notorious troll. It's all BS.
Here we go, bitxhes - buckle up!
TOKYO (AP) - Japanese tech giant SoftBank says it has sold all its shares in chip maker Nvidia for $5.8 billion.
$NVDA @apnews.com
$NVDA @apnews.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Here we go, bitxhes - buckle up!
In fairness, Deloitte is one situation where GenAI's incompetence could still be an improvement...
Norwegian Deloitte is laying off people saying they don’t need that many people given AI
Why would anyone give Deloitte money for analysis if they’re just going to ask ChatGPT?
This feels like cutting down your apple orchard for firewood
Short term you’re fine, long term you don’t have a business
Why would anyone give Deloitte money for analysis if they’re just going to ask ChatGPT?
This feels like cutting down your apple orchard for firewood
Short term you’re fine, long term you don’t have a business
November 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
In fairness, Deloitte is one situation where GenAI's incompetence could still be an improvement...
IT WAS AT 6.6.
Fuck me.
Fuck me.
🤬 The Swearsky Index is currently much higher than normal at 5.9%.
November 10, 2025 at 10:16 AM
IT WAS AT 6.6.
Fuck me.
Fuck me.
LOLS. I can't imagine why...
November 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
LOLS. I can't imagine why...
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Imagine if someone had to resign every time the BBC misrepresented trans people, for example.
November 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Imagine if someone had to resign every time the BBC misrepresented trans people, for example.
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London/adjacent peeps! I am now frantically finishing my talk for next Wednesday at HalfStack. Come join us at 93 Feet East!
Get 10% off at ti.to/halfstack/ha... or with the QR code below...
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November 8, 2025 at 11:41 AM
London/adjacent peeps! I am now frantically finishing my talk for next Wednesday at HalfStack. Come join us at 93 Feet East!
Get 10% off at ti.to/halfstack/ha... or with the QR code below...
Get 10% off at ti.to/halfstack/ha... or with the QR code below...
Nostalgia just ain't what it used to be...
November 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Nostalgia just ain't what it used to be...
I care that WSJ ar so fucking late to this...
The WSJ on how unbelievably stupid Noem and Lewandowski are.
I don’t care that I’m late to this; it’s to good to pass up.
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
I don’t care that I’m late to this; it’s to good to pass up.
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
November 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I care that WSJ ar so fucking late to this...
Sure. It's prayer they are scared of. Couldn't be bad optics. Must be the power of prayer.
UPDATE: Reached out to the Rev. Hannah Kardon, a United Methodist minister who was there that day and has been active in religious demonstrations at Broadview.
“They are making it clear that they are scared of prayer … it speaks the truth that what they are doing in that building is evil.”
“They are making it clear that they are scared of prayer … it speaks the truth that what they are doing in that building is evil.”
November 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Sure. It's prayer they are scared of. Couldn't be bad optics. Must be the power of prayer.
London/adjacent peeps! I am now frantically finishing my talk for next Wednesday at HalfStack. Come join us at 93 Feet East!
Get 10% off at ti.to/halfstack/ha... or with the QR code below...
Get 10% off at ti.to/halfstack/ha... or with the QR code below...
November 8, 2025 at 11:41 AM
London/adjacent peeps! I am now frantically finishing my talk for next Wednesday at HalfStack. Come join us at 93 Feet East!
Get 10% off at ti.to/halfstack/ha... or with the QR code below...
Get 10% off at ti.to/halfstack/ha... or with the QR code below...
Pope Leo is never going to be a good Corner Boy.
He doesn't understand The Game.
He doesn't understand The Game.
November 8, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Pope Leo is never going to be a good Corner Boy.
He doesn't understand The Game.
He doesn't understand The Game.
What a time to be alive...
November 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
What a time to be alive...
Or he's saying "We fought to stop this shit, and now we are doing it to ourselves..."
That WW2 veteran who says that winning the war "wasn't worth it" for the state we are now in is just plain wrong.
Naziism was an evil that caused the deaths of millions and the systematic murder of millions more. Defeating it was necessary.
We need to stop treating every old person as a holy sage.
Naziism was an evil that caused the deaths of millions and the systematic murder of millions more. Defeating it was necessary.
We need to stop treating every old person as a holy sage.
November 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Or he's saying "We fought to stop this shit, and now we are doing it to ourselves..."
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Some dipshit right now is buying poisonous berries online because a chatbot 2 years ago digested a fucking video game discussion and 2 years of inbreeding later its Hapsburg-ass descendant mindlessly spat it back out when asked for health advice.
August 8, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Some dipshit right now is buying poisonous berries online because a chatbot 2 years ago digested a fucking video game discussion and 2 years of inbreeding later its Hapsburg-ass descendant mindlessly spat it back out when asked for health advice.
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AND HE WAS LIKE, BUT NOT MY FACE, RIGHT? AND I WAS LIKE WELL IT'S A FACE, SO
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
AND HE WAS LIKE, BUT NOT MY FACE, RIGHT? AND I WAS LIKE WELL IT'S A FACE, SO
RAAAAAAAAAAWR!
Miss World Chile did is in a metal band. This was her talent portion at Miss World
www.instagram.com/reel/DQuI2W7...
www.instagram.com/reel/DQuI2W7...
November 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
RAAAAAAAAAAWR!
Not yet he ain't...
The man who ended USAID is the world's first trillionaire
November 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Not yet he ain't...
Validating the behaviour of the utter douchebag who started this "Change my mind" table thing isn't a good look in my book.
At the very least it displays a lack of imagination.
Meme politics sucks.
At the very least it displays a lack of imagination.
Meme politics sucks.
Yassamin Ansari is an absolute badass for doing this outside Mike Johnson's office.
Wow.
Wow.
November 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Validating the behaviour of the utter douchebag who started this "Change my mind" table thing isn't a good look in my book.
At the very least it displays a lack of imagination.
Meme politics sucks.
At the very least it displays a lack of imagination.
Meme politics sucks.
Literally phrenology, for fuck's sake...
A new paper suggests a photo can tell a recruiter much about an applicant’s personality
Should facial analysis help determine whom companies hire?
A new paper suggests a photo can tell a recruiter much about an applicant’s personality
econ.st
November 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Literally phrenology, for fuck's sake...
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A little bird told me that there's a comic here for you to read!
Wondermark #1370; The Avian Informant (Part 1 of 2)
Wondermark #1370; The Avian Informant (Part 1 of 2)
![A man in an apron, aptly named Apronni, addresses his coworker:
APRONNI: JULIORA! A little bird told me it was your birthday next Wednesday!
Juliora comes in to reply.
JULIORA: A little bird? Like, a BIRD bird? TALKED to you?
APRONNI: Yeah. Came to my window last night around eight.
Now we see a little pigeon perched on the sill of an open window. Apparently Apronni lives in a barn, or something like a barn? It’s not entirely clear.
BIRD: Pssst. Hey buddy. [Apronni enters.] She’s been looking at ski boots on Zappos. Do what you will with this information.
Back in the office now, flashback over.
JULIORA: Because I’VE seen a little bird too! It let me know when a Zumba class opened up in my area!
ENTREBERT (entering with his hands held a pigeon’s width apart): A little bird? About yea big? Knows a lot about when jeans go on sale? Yeah, I’ve seen ‘I’m!
APRONNI: I guess it must be the same little bird visiting everyone!
Cut back to the bird, still on the windowsill. Part of the flashback from earlier? It’s not entirely clear.
BIRD: I’m very tired](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kihgsldesfdvdp7fi65m3m45/bafkreibsyythulynv4ub447jbqlnjqofsiykphmyxm7bf66duxcgjxopba@jpeg)
November 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
A little bird told me that there's a comic here for you to read!
Wondermark #1370; The Avian Informant (Part 1 of 2)
Wondermark #1370; The Avian Informant (Part 1 of 2)