Jesse
@darklordjesse.bsky.social
Gay nerd whose entire personality consists of Star Wars, video games, hockey, and (recently) crochet. He/Him
Sat for opening night
November 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Sat for opening night
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Oscar, the man that you are 😍
Oscar Isaac says he is open to returning to STAR WARS but is doubtful about Disney after they suspended Jimmy Kimmel.
“I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great”
“I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great”
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Oscar, the man that you are 😍
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I spotted this on Mastodon and I find it horrible, not least for the speed with which this has happened.
November 4, 2025 at 9:56 AM
I spotted this on Mastodon and I find it horrible, not least for the speed with which this has happened.
Got told by three different people who barely know me that I give off black cat energy and I feel so seen
November 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Got told by three different people who barely know me that I give off black cat energy and I feel so seen
I live in fear of the day I can no longer turn off/opt out of AI bullshit. Please stop using the thing that is making people dumber and more easily susceptible to malicious behavior
November 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I live in fear of the day I can no longer turn off/opt out of AI bullshit. Please stop using the thing that is making people dumber and more easily susceptible to malicious behavior
Because if everyone is allowed to vote, they can’t win.
NEW: Voters sent Trump a clear message last night: they will not stand for his chaos and cruelty. The president’s response? Calling on lawmakers to smooth a path for voter suppression measures.
After Voters Chastise Trump, He Demands End to Filibuster to Pass Suppression Laws
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Because if everyone is allowed to vote, they can’t win.
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serious note: they're gonna try 5x harder to sabotage the midterms after tonight and we're gonna have to organize on a literally historic scale to stop them
really obvious now why trump and the republican party have been working so hard to prevent fair elections lol they know
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
serious note: they're gonna try 5x harder to sabotage the midterms after tonight and we're gonna have to organize on a literally historic scale to stop them
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I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.
October 31, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.
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Chick Fil-A
What’s ONE chain restaurant that no one could ever convince you is“good?”
October 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Chick Fil-A
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
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WATCH: Trump blatantly lies that Canada faked the Reagan anti-tariffs ad (they didn’t) and claims Reagan supported tariffs (he didn’t)
With receipts
With receipts
October 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
WATCH: Trump blatantly lies that Canada faked the Reagan anti-tariffs ad (they didn’t) and claims Reagan supported tariffs (he didn’t)
With receipts
With receipts
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
This is horrific
Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU
White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.
wapo.st
October 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
This is horrific
Yes, more of this, realistically anyone over the age of 60 is most likely out of touch with the reality of life for the rest of us.
Rep. Seth Moulton, D-Mass., is running for Senate. “We’re in a crisis. And with everything we learned last election, I just don’t believe Senator Markey should be running for another six-year term at 80 years old,” he says in his announcement video. Moulton is 46; Markey is 79.
October 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Yes, more of this, realistically anyone over the age of 60 is most likely out of touch with the reality of life for the rest of us.
I’ll save you the time. They’re “voicing concerns” but still refuse to break party lines.
October 13, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I’ll save you the time. They’re “voicing concerns” but still refuse to break party lines.
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Using AI makes you complicit in climate change. The amount of energy and resources this shit needs to make horrible videos is insane. Towns bordering the area of AI servers are running out of water and higher CO2 emissions. You all are literally killing the planet directly. Jets arent the only way
October 13, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Using AI makes you complicit in climate change. The amount of energy and resources this shit needs to make horrible videos is insane. Towns bordering the area of AI servers are running out of water and higher CO2 emissions. You all are literally killing the planet directly. Jets arent the only way
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Don't forget Columbus died penniless & alone from a combination of the flu and gonorrhea, after he had already destroyed his own reputation by begging for money to fund more voyages that he was convinced were ushering in the rapture. He wasn't a "hero" until almost 400 years after his original trip.
October 13, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Don't forget Columbus died penniless & alone from a combination of the flu and gonorrhea, after he had already destroyed his own reputation by begging for money to fund more voyages that he was convinced were ushering in the rapture. He wasn't a "hero" until almost 400 years after his original trip.
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It cannot be made clearer.
If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
October 9, 2025 at 10:14 AM
It cannot be made clearer.
If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
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“I didn’t mean to scare anyone or make it sound so serious … She’s been a little under the weather and I simply asked for prayers bc I believe so strongly in the power of prayer. It was nothing more than a little sister asking for prayers for her big sister. Thank you all for lifting her up.”
October 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
“I didn’t mean to scare anyone or make it sound so serious … She’s been a little under the weather and I simply asked for prayers bc I believe so strongly in the power of prayer. It was nothing more than a little sister asking for prayers for her big sister. Thank you all for lifting her up.”
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October 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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Hey besties, just a quick, friendly reminder to STOP USING FUCKING AI. Your skin looks great today, kthxbai
October 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Hey besties, just a quick, friendly reminder to STOP USING FUCKING AI. Your skin looks great today, kthxbai
I think I’m getting sick and people are testing my patience at work today. Send help.
October 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I think I’m getting sick and people are testing my patience at work today. Send help.