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Jesse
@darklordjesse.bsky.social
Gay nerd whose entire personality consists of Star Wars, video games, hockey, and (recently) crochet. He/Him
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I waffled for years on the size and placement of my firefly tattoo. When my friend recommended her artist, I worked with her and gave her a general idea of where but left the final placement up to her. Couldn’t be happier.
October 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
*cough*
October 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
October 15, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I’ll save you the time. They’re “voicing concerns” but still refuse to break party lines.
October 13, 2025 at 1:39 PM
October 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
September 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
September 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Got my flu shot today on my way to work. Once I got to work and checked my email I see that my PC sent in the “required prescription” for me to get my COVID booster (so that’ll be tomorrows pre-work trip.) don’t even get me started on the fact I had to get a prescription for a fucking vaccine
September 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
You / Your favorite Pokémon
September 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Nope.
September 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
From Reddit. Honestly, pretty logical.
September 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
August 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM
So what I’m hearing is I might be able to potentially retire this meme for awhile?
August 30, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Why yes, I will be here until October. #fatm
August 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
“Her fans were her coven” Spooky Gays officially winning today #florenceandthemachine #fatm
August 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
August 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
August 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
August 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I just wanna take a nap on a man’s chest. Is that really too much to ask for?
July 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
July 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Had to run to Lowe’s to get some paver stones to protect my tree (she’s just a baby and the lawn people wounded her.) I was outside for a grand total of maybe twenty five minutes, my clothes are as wet as if I had just jumped in a pool. Fuck you Florida.
July 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The number of hours I logged on this game with my friend is absolutely filthy
July 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Had an interview yesterday for a paralegal position at a local firm. I think it went well, fingers crossed it pans out.
July 4, 2025 at 10:55 AM
I have my first Real Person Interview™️ for a Paralegal position on Thursday. Obviously a haircut was needed
June 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM