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Jesse
@darklordjesse.bsky.social
Gay nerd whose entire personality consists of Star Wars, video games, hockey, and (recently) crochet. He/Him
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I was hoping you were talking about foxes but I will absolutely take an adorable little trash panda
November 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Not enough people understand that difference.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Ah yes, when the internet lived in a specific room of your house and could only infiltrate your life while you were physically sitting there. We were better off.
November 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
To make the number a bit easier to quantify, 878 billion seconds is 27,841 YEARS
November 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
It’s probably something they’re going to do since every accusation is a confession
November 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Oddly enough it’s actually fairly cool in Florida. But the month itself has gone by too quickly
October 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
On about 400 calories
October 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I waffled for years on the size and placement of my firefly tattoo. When my friend recommended her artist, I worked with her and gave her a general idea of where but left the final placement up to her. Couldn’t be happier.
October 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
*cough*
October 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Honestly, flip the script “Why would you destroy such a nice tribute to God’s covenant with Noah to not destroy the Earth with a flood again?”
October 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I mean…..would that be worse than everything else going on right now?
October 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM