Jessika Michelle
@darkcalathea.bsky.social
I voted for her. ❤️ Music. Single Mom. ❤️Plants.
I just want to sit by the fire and sip chai while the rapture happens. Is that too much to ask on this special day?
September 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I just want to sit by the fire and sip chai while the rapture happens. Is that too much to ask on this special day?
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Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.
September 23, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.
Dear Manager,
1. I drank a whiskey drink.
2. I drank a vodka drink.
3. I drank a lager drink.
4. I drank a cider drink.
5. I sang the songs that remind me of the good times; I sang the songs that remind me of the better times.
1. I drank a whiskey drink.
2. I drank a vodka drink.
3. I drank a lager drink.
4. I drank a cider drink.
5. I sang the songs that remind me of the good times; I sang the songs that remind me of the better times.
February 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
If judges and Congress are just ignored, sooner or later, someone is going to have to lay hands on Trump and his oligarch crew and lead them away in handcuffs. It has to happen sooner or later. Sooner is much better. #3E
February 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
True. Fuck.
I’m going to put my rich guy hat on and say I hope that Mexico and Canada issue equal, retaliatory tariffs and stick to them for an extended period.
I apologize to all the people it will cost money and the businesses it will hurt.
But it’s the only way for tariffs to be seen for what they are
I apologize to all the people it will cost money and the businesses it will hurt.
But it’s the only way for tariffs to be seen for what they are
February 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
True. Fuck.
I needed something for my son and I to look forward to.
I bought tickets to see Pantera, Suicidal Tendencies and Metallica.
You only turn 10 and 50 once! #yolo #imsoexcited #fucktrump #50
I bought tickets to see Pantera, Suicidal Tendencies and Metallica.
You only turn 10 and 50 once! #yolo #imsoexcited #fucktrump #50
February 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I needed something for my son and I to look forward to.
I bought tickets to see Pantera, Suicidal Tendencies and Metallica.
You only turn 10 and 50 once! #yolo #imsoexcited #fucktrump #50
I bought tickets to see Pantera, Suicidal Tendencies and Metallica.
You only turn 10 and 50 once! #yolo #imsoexcited #fucktrump #50
They bloomed today!! ❤️
February 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
They bloomed today!! ❤️
Here are the options on the table (which are not mutually exclusive):
1. House Dems bring articles of impeachment*
2. Senate Dems play constitutional hardball and obstruct everything
3. State AGs litigate (and prosecute) everything they can
4. Citizens march en mass
1. House Dems bring articles of impeachment*
2. Senate Dems play constitutional hardball and obstruct everything
3. State AGs litigate (and prosecute) everything they can
4. Citizens march en mass
February 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Having watched with growing alarm the developments of the last 24 and 36 hours in Washington, I thought I’d take a stab at how the US media would cover this story if it was happening in a foreign country. Here’s that story that should be written this weekend: www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/musk-s-jun...
Musk's Junta Establishes Him as Head of Government
Imagining how we'd cover overseas what's happening to the U.S. right now
www.doomsdayscenario.co
February 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
February 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Earnest post, but: a thing I like here is it’s okay to have moments of happiness in public without being broadly scolded, and I believe that sustaining this kind of humanity will be very important as we resist fascism.
We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive
We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive
February 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
What can we do? Seriously.
NEW: Elon Musk's team has hijacked massive datasets of government worker DOBs, home addresses, social security numbers, length of service, and performance evals - revoking the access of OPM career officials. www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...
Exclusive: Musk aides lock government workers out of computer systems at US agency, sources say
Aides to Elon Musk charged with running the U.S. government human resources agency have locked career civil servants out of computer systems that contain the personal data of millions of federal employees, according to two agency officials.
www.reuters.com
January 31, 2025 at 11:47 PM
What can we do? Seriously.
Jesus. We're not 14 days into this and I don't know how much more I can take. Fuck every single person who voted for this.
This is a hostile takeover of the U.S. Government.
January 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Jesus. We're not 14 days into this and I don't know how much more I can take. Fuck every single person who voted for this.
Lolz
If you wanted no leaks you should have gone into Settings -> Security -> Configure privacy & security -> Privacy options -> Other -> Configure -> Media interface and clicked “Disallow.”
The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out
The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out
"Everything I say leaks," Zuckerberg says in leaked meeting audio. "It sucks"
www.404media.co/zuckerberg-s...
www.404media.co/zuckerberg-s...
January 31, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Lolz
Definitely lights off. Don't speak.
January 31, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Definitely lights off. Don't speak.
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No one knows what caused last night's tragic crash outside DCA.
Investigations are ongoing, and no one - not Donald Trump or anyone else - should be drawing conclusions until all the facts have been released.
But here is what we do know. (1/7)
Investigations are ongoing, and no one - not Donald Trump or anyone else - should be drawing conclusions until all the facts have been released.
But here is what we do know. (1/7)
January 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
No one knows what caused last night's tragic crash outside DCA.
Investigations are ongoing, and no one - not Donald Trump or anyone else - should be drawing conclusions until all the facts have been released.
But here is what we do know. (1/7)
Investigations are ongoing, and no one - not Donald Trump or anyone else - should be drawing conclusions until all the facts have been released.
But here is what we do know. (1/7)
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They wanted you to believe they had an airtight plan. Resistance was futile. They were ready. The first week shows they’re same idiots with the more hubris and incompetence. Stop being afraid and get louder. Don’t believe their bullshit. We aren’t afraid of Ketamine Leon or Temu Nosferatu.
January 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
They wanted you to believe they had an airtight plan. Resistance was futile. They were ready. The first week shows they’re same idiots with the more hubris and incompetence. Stop being afraid and get louder. Don’t believe their bullshit. We aren’t afraid of Ketamine Leon or Temu Nosferatu.
Seriously. Fuck you guys.
I can’t believe American voters are making us look at that face and hear that voice for another four years. Fuck you guys.
January 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Seriously. Fuck you guys.
Samesies
I'll be adding "cocksucker" to my descriptive terms of profanity over the next few years. This is your chance to unfollow if such things offend you.
January 21, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Samesies
I don't want to today, today.
January 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I don't want to today, today.
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Safe relationships & safe people don't shame your feelings, needs, or symptoms.
Full stop.
Full stop.
November 15, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Safe relationships & safe people don't shame your feelings, needs, or symptoms.
Full stop.
Full stop.