Dan Warne
@danwarne.bsky.social
Dad. Tech journo turned PR for Vocus. Apple tragic. Obsessed with AI. Movie lover. Gardener. Enjoy a gritty political drama - real life or Netflix!
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“Offer some words of appreciation for this Administration before just assuming that we will get you out of this capsule and back to land"
Trump, Vance Say Stranded Astronauts Must Say Thank You Before Being Rescued — The Shovel
"You have allowed yourself to be in a very bad position. You don’t have the cards right now"
theshovel.com.au
March 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
“Offer some words of appreciation for this Administration before just assuming that we will get you out of this capsule and back to land"
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What the fuck is this? AI qualifying as a prescriber?
January 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
What the fuck is this? AI qualifying as a prescriber?
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What happens if you visit Australia and suddenly need medicine?
Getting a prescription in AUS 🇦🇺 #travelvlog #australia
YouTube video by Coleman Geiger
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January 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
What happens if you visit Australia and suddenly need medicine?
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deleting my facebook and it asked WHY, I clicked "I don't feel safe" and it went HAVE YOU TRIED BEING SAFER??? DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN REPORT PEOPLE FOR BREAKING THE RULES like dawg you're changing the rules, that's the whole point
January 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
deleting my facebook and it asked WHY, I clicked "I don't feel safe" and it went HAVE YOU TRIED BEING SAFER??? DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN REPORT PEOPLE FOR BREAKING THE RULES like dawg you're changing the rules, that's the whole point
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the "esc" key on a keyboard is a holdover from early-'90s personal computers. on some models it would dispense a can of escargot out of one of the unused drive bays. they put it in the corner so you wouldn't press it by accident because you only got three of them. i pushed it once and got grounded
January 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
the "esc" key on a keyboard is a holdover from early-'90s personal computers. on some models it would dispense a can of escargot out of one of the unused drive bays. they put it in the corner so you wouldn't press it by accident because you only got three of them. i pushed it once and got grounded
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NEW: Platformer has obtained the dehumanizing new guidelines moderating what people can now say about trans people on Facebook and Instagram. Employees tell me these changes are likely to inspire more violence against LGBT people: www.platformer.news/meta-new-tra...
January 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
NEW: Platformer has obtained the dehumanizing new guidelines moderating what people can now say about trans people on Facebook and Instagram. Employees tell me these changes are likely to inspire more violence against LGBT people: www.platformer.news/meta-new-tra...
I don’t get this current trend of women posting a video of themselves putting on makeup while talking about completely unrelated things (ie the video is not about makeup).
January 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I don’t get this current trend of women posting a video of themselves putting on makeup while talking about completely unrelated things (ie the video is not about makeup).
This is SO LOVELY and 100% true. I am so glad to be with my beautiful fiancée for the exact same reason — she is just really nice to talk to and I can’t get enough of her 🥰
I love my wife very much for very many reasons but one of the nicest things about being married to her is knowing that I am going to spend the rest of my life with someone I really enjoy talking to
January 6, 2025 at 7:08 AM
This is SO LOVELY and 100% true. I am so glad to be with my beautiful fiancée for the exact same reason — she is just really nice to talk to and I can’t get enough of her 🥰
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Possibly the best clap back against ignorant antivaxxers.
January 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Possibly the best clap back against ignorant antivaxxers.
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Ok, this is funny as fuck.
January 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Ok, this is funny as fuck.
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For me, Scott Morrison has always been the perfect example of the smirking selfishness of evangelical Pentecostal Christianity. He has the delusional narcissistic belief that God is on his side, and God has great plans for him, a shouty-angry smug thug bullyboy. #auspol #religion
January 2, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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Sounds fair to me!
January 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Sounds fair to me!
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It seems 2025 will be very unsubtle with its metaphors and foreshadowing.
January 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
It seems 2025 will be very unsubtle with its metaphors and foreshadowing.
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Yes! Secured my tickets for tonight. 😁 #NYE2024 #HappyNewYear
December 31, 2024 at 7:13 AM
Yes! Secured my tickets for tonight. 😁 #NYE2024 #HappyNewYear
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America's richest 10% now hold 60% of the nation's wealth.
The bottom half of America? It holds just 6%.
Wealth inequality is eating this country alive.
The bottom half of America? It holds just 6%.
Wealth inequality is eating this country alive.
December 28, 2024 at 12:00 AM
America's richest 10% now hold 60% of the nation's wealth.
The bottom half of America? It holds just 6%.
Wealth inequality is eating this country alive.
The bottom half of America? It holds just 6%.
Wealth inequality is eating this country alive.
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Dear airports. There's no point about lying about our luggage anymore. You told passengers of my flight to Florida that our bags were still at the airport due to admin error. They were not. Some passengers including me had trackers on our bags. You sent them to Turkey. Morons.
December 28, 2024 at 11:55 AM
Dear airports. There's no point about lying about our luggage anymore. You told passengers of my flight to Florida that our bags were still at the airport due to admin error. They were not. Some passengers including me had trackers on our bags. You sent them to Turkey. Morons.
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Modern cruise control is like “As requested, you are travelling at precisely 90.00kph and you are precisely 3 seconds behind the car in front. Lovely day for driving isn’t i- WALL WALL THERES A SOLID WALL BRACE FOR IMPACT PREPARE TO MEET THY GOD - oh wait never mind it was literally nothing.”
December 28, 2024 at 10:22 AM
Modern cruise control is like “As requested, you are travelling at precisely 90.00kph and you are precisely 3 seconds behind the car in front. Lovely day for driving isn’t i- WALL WALL THERES A SOLID WALL BRACE FOR IMPACT PREPARE TO MEET THY GOD - oh wait never mind it was literally nothing.”
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If they're extending four coal mines on the Thursday, what will Friday before Xmas bring...
December 19, 2024 at 6:46 AM
If they're extending four coal mines on the Thursday, what will Friday before Xmas bring...
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This dog politely requests uppies for escalator journeys, and her human always says yes, no matter how big she gets. 13/10
December 16, 2024 at 11:04 PM
This dog politely requests uppies for escalator journeys, and her human always says yes, no matter how big she gets. 13/10
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It's a mistake to assume Dutton believes what he's saying.
reneweconomy.com.au/you-cant-cha...
reneweconomy.com.au/you-cant-cha...
“You can’t charge your battery and your car at same time:” Dutton does not have a clue about energy
Peter Dutton defends nuclear by claiming that rooftop solar cannot charge EVs and household batteries at the same time. How wrong and ignorant can you be?
reneweconomy.com.au
December 15, 2024 at 9:03 AM
It's a mistake to assume Dutton believes what he's saying.
reneweconomy.com.au/you-cant-cha...
reneweconomy.com.au/you-cant-cha...
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“Decommissioning of Dounreay was initially planned to bring the site to an interim care and surveillance state by 2036, and as a brownfield site by 2336, at a total cost of £2.9 billion.”
Dounreay - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 15, 2024 at 7:03 AM
“Decommissioning of Dounreay was initially planned to bring the site to an interim care and surveillance state by 2036, and as a brownfield site by 2336, at a total cost of £2.9 billion.”
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This is Trawsfynydd ☢️ Power Station in Gwynedd, Wales
It commissioned in 1965 & operated for 26 years until 1991
It took 6 years, until 1997, to remove the spent ☢️ fuel rods
Demolition was to be between 2020-26. But because the site is still so radioactive it’s not expected to complete until 2083
It commissioned in 1965 & operated for 26 years until 1991
It took 6 years, until 1997, to remove the spent ☢️ fuel rods
Demolition was to be between 2020-26. But because the site is still so radioactive it’s not expected to complete until 2083
December 15, 2024 at 2:23 AM
This is Trawsfynydd ☢️ Power Station in Gwynedd, Wales
It commissioned in 1965 & operated for 26 years until 1991
It took 6 years, until 1997, to remove the spent ☢️ fuel rods
Demolition was to be between 2020-26. But because the site is still so radioactive it’s not expected to complete until 2083
It commissioned in 1965 & operated for 26 years until 1991
It took 6 years, until 1997, to remove the spent ☢️ fuel rods
Demolition was to be between 2020-26. But because the site is still so radioactive it’s not expected to complete until 2083