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We will not allow it to be.
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Not trying to call out Tony & Devin here, but they are (somewhat confidently) reinforcing a very common, but exactly wrong myth about Section 230 and being a "publisher." Let's use this as an opportunity to do some educating around Section 230 and the idea of being "a publisher."
December 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Oh, the very ingratitude! 🙄
Next time, Mr. Precedent, you should insist on the usual method of payment: a donation to your golden ballroom or cash in a paper bag.
Trump rages that Henry Cuellar didn’t pay him back for a pardon by switching parties, blasting Cuellar for a “lack of LOYALTY.”

In other words, Trump admits he was trying to use his pardon power to buy Republicans a House seat.
December 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Oh, joy! This is exactly the kind of thing I want to know about what is going on in my brain.
* What does it portend for the future of our whole species that we've all become significantly stupider?
December 7, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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without birthright citizenship in the united states, you don't have a democracy and you don't have rule of law.

revoking birthright citizenship gives fascists free rein to purge the country of literally anyone they don't like. it opens the door to atrocities and mass murder. i am not exaggerating.
December 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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I have some bad news about your most recent Black Friday purchase, the AI Pervert Toilet.
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Oh, Pam, nobody is challenging your integrity. No one assumes you have any.
November 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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“My work is not done — despite my best efforts, there are still children alive and well in the state of Texas.”
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I just want to say one word to you. Just one word. Are you listening? Guillotines. There's a great future in guillotines. Think about it.

* Apologies to The Graduate.
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Will this be available on streaming?
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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this was fun. let’s do it again.
November 5, 2025 at 6:05 AM
No. It's. Not. It's NOT an extra hour of time. It's not an extra hour of rain. It's not an extra hour of anything.
If you chop your feet off and staple them to the top of your head, are you a foot taller?
We are a ridiculous species.
November 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Oh, Marjorie, belieb me, even in the super-duper extra-secret SCIF, you're not going to hear a plan. They don't have one. They never had one. They never will have one. Turnip was promising one "in two weeks" nine years ago. How has it taken this long for you to realize that they're lying to you?
Marge calls BS on Mike Johnson’s claim that Republicans have a healthcare plan.
October 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
@nytimes.com what the hell is wrong with you?! Isn't it your job to look out the window and say whether it's raining or not? Go ask somebody if it's illegal or not. Do your job!
New York Times reports that it is unclear whether having a federal agency accept money in excess of congressional appropriations "violates a law prohibiting federal agencies from accepting money in excess of congressional appropriations." I guess we'll never know!
October 25, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Of for fucks sake @nytimes.com ! Is there anything you can't on-the-other-hand?! Like: Man massacres whole city block; some say he had been having a pretty bad day.
The New York Times is bothsidesing the illegal destruction of half of the White House

beyond parody
October 25, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I promise, calling chicken feet Chicken Paws does not make it better.
October 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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congratulations to the exactly zero Republicans standing up to denounce the desecration of the White House East Wing. take a victory lap, you gutless fucking cowards
October 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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One Texan woman vs Ted Cruz.

If only the media had half her balls.
October 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Rat bastards.
CBP agents knocked on an El Paso home at 7:15 a.m.

The owner asked to secure his Rottweiler, Chop, in the bathroom.

While he got his ID, agents opened the door and shot Chop.

The family tried to save him as he bled out on the kitchen floor.
October 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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The shutdown isn’t just about healthcare - it’s also about Congress reining in the president. We’re going to have a fight, so let’s have it now.
October 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM