Wow, I'm not sure a Police Constable can make this demand.

Really. How much is the reward if I report myself? And how many times can we participate?

"I resign" would probably get her some likes.

I give it two weeks - until the insulin runs out.

We could have prevented all of this if we'd just hanged Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee when we had the chance.

How to "win" a custody battle.

And if yer in a temporary bind just sell a painting.

My one and only time up was as 2d chair to Rob McDuff in M.L.B. v. S.L.J. I would have been an absolute idiot to refuse his offer to brief and argue. My main contributions were a line in a brief, an explanation of a MSSCT rule, and a new suit to look less scruffy. I know my limitations. Client knew.

Calvinball.

Here in Mississippi (also in the 5th Circuit), we're having to use a VPN to access Bluesky.

Absolutely loving it!

You know it's gold-plated.

They "cattle-pault" them across. {stole that from someone else}

Dear Famous Lawyer that a Friend Told Me About,
Why won't you press 1 on my jail-phone call to get this representation going?
Signed,
Inaudible.