Dan Madsen
@danisevildead.bsky.social
Musician, lefty, father, and yes, still punk.
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December 21, 2023 at 6:23 PM
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To Catch 22, one must think like a 22. But to know how to think like a 22, one must first Catch 22. It's your classic something situation.
December 7, 2023 at 5:15 PM
To Catch 22, one must think like a 22. But to know how to think like a 22, one must first Catch 22. It's your classic something situation.
Watched that new Mario movie with my daughter and I was shocked, SHOCKED, that I didn’t hate it.
December 6, 2023 at 2:41 AM
Watched that new Mario movie with my daughter and I was shocked, SHOCKED, that I didn’t hate it.
Anyone else getting a distinct ‘American war criminal just finally fucking died’ kinda vibe?
Just me?
Just me?
November 30, 2023 at 3:55 AM
Anyone else getting a distinct ‘American war criminal just finally fucking died’ kinda vibe?
Just me?
Just me?
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Soup is basically the beer of food
November 25, 2023 at 5:30 PM
Soup is basically the beer of food
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that's good ad design
November 20, 2023 at 9:37 AM
that's good ad design
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for sale: short story, six words
November 14, 2023 at 9:24 PM
for sale: short story, six words
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Just keep absurding me right to the finch it's only going to make existing you that much non-sequiturer
November 5, 2023 at 4:45 AM
Just keep absurding me right to the finch it's only going to make existing you that much non-sequiturer
This…
Was a horrible mistake.
Was a horrible mistake.
November 14, 2023 at 1:02 AM
This…
Was a horrible mistake.
Was a horrible mistake.
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‘Does everything you eat have to be spicy?’ My coworker asked me, eyes wide.
“No…” I replied, adding more chili pepper flakes to my salad.
“No…” I replied, adding more chili pepper flakes to my salad.
November 11, 2023 at 1:10 PM
‘Does everything you eat have to be spicy?’ My coworker asked me, eyes wide.
“No…” I replied, adding more chili pepper flakes to my salad.
“No…” I replied, adding more chili pepper flakes to my salad.
All parents know toddler tv is a nightmarish hellscape for adults to watch but the fact the the cops on Peppa Pig are so fucking stupid really, really tickles me.
November 10, 2023 at 4:14 AM
All parents know toddler tv is a nightmarish hellscape for adults to watch but the fact the the cops on Peppa Pig are so fucking stupid really, really tickles me.
Robot costume was as huge hit with Kalitheia but it also fell apart in less than a block. Parenting lesson #476: More Gluestick
November 1, 2023 at 1:40 PM
Robot costume was as huge hit with Kalitheia but it also fell apart in less than a block. Parenting lesson #476: More Gluestick
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I'm feeling very LinkedIn today. I woke up at 3:30AM, took a cold shower, read a book about synergy. Went to my boss's office and demanded he pay me less so I'm inspired to grind harder. As it turns out, he was the book about synergy.
November 1, 2023 at 12:35 PM
I'm feeling very LinkedIn today. I woke up at 3:30AM, took a cold shower, read a book about synergy. Went to my boss's office and demanded he pay me less so I'm inspired to grind harder. As it turns out, he was the book about synergy.
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Throwing someone "to the Christians" is much more of a threat than "to the lions", tbh
October 25, 2023 at 5:48 AM
Throwing someone "to the Christians" is much more of a threat than "to the lions", tbh
The very definition of dignity.
October 25, 2023 at 11:41 PM
The very definition of dignity.
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What was that one comic where the two good guys meet and there's a misunderstanding and they fight and then they realize it's a mistake and they work together to fight the bad guy?
October 25, 2023 at 9:23 PM
What was that one comic where the two good guys meet and there's a misunderstanding and they fight and then they realize it's a mistake and they work together to fight the bad guy?
Look! We trolled a corporation & it worked! Also, this might just be exploitative capitalism at work but let’s just take the win, ok?
Scholastic Book Fairs is ending their segregated book program. We made ourselves heard.
October 25, 2023 at 5:26 PM
Look! We trolled a corporation & it worked! Also, this might just be exploitative capitalism at work but let’s just take the win, ok?
My wonderful , adorable, capable 2yr old daughter missed me after I left for work the other day. She asked my wife to help her take & send a selfie. It is perfect.
October 21, 2023 at 7:13 PM
My wonderful , adorable, capable 2yr old daughter missed me after I left for work the other day. She asked my wife to help her take & send a selfie. It is perfect.
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u can't be discombobulated without disco
October 17, 2023 at 3:29 PM
u can't be discombobulated without disco
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if you can’t create your own discourse, store bought is fine
October 19, 2023 at 12:31 AM
if you can’t create your own discourse, store bought is fine