Demmons
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Demmons
@danielemmons.bsky.social

Yep
Absolute GOAT. RIP
Today is the birthday of legendary artist & writer Darwyn Cooke (Nov. 16, 1962-May 14, 2016).
November 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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There aren’t enough superlatives. An all-timer.
Today is the birthday of legendary artist & writer Darwyn Cooke (Nov. 16, 1962-May 14, 2016).
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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An unexpected trip to the emergency room shouldn’t cost so much that anyone goes bankrupt.
November 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I somehow hyper focused on building a dungeon for five hours today and yet still not close to being done.
November 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Got the Stupid Sexy Flanders skin on Fortnite! Now onto getting Evil Homer
November 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
This song from Fortnite fucking slaps and I really want to know who wrote it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEfP...
Fortnite | Friendly Fire Jam Track
YouTube video by LVP
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November 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
We live in a stupid and barbaric country
November 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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People don’t get that Hollywood is incredibly conservative. There’s no industry that’s more risk-averse. They’re the people who will only laugh at a joke if everyone else laughs first.
When I've patiently explained to someone who has absolutely no links to this industry beyond me how it's actually VERY HARD to get in to television and I haven't been lucky or talented or pretty enough to crack that code yet and they then suggest "what about America?" I just start fully crying.
November 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Out of all the county to pick in Wyoming...
November 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I'm a staunch Wawa man but I will give Sheetz this: whomever makes the decisions on music is a wild person. This morning I was pumping gas to Of Montreal.
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
One of my new Midwest Emo obsessions is Saturdays At Your Place. youtu.be/JS58Z3pbyjM?...
saturdays at your place - what am i supposed to do? (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by saturdays at your place
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November 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I'm not saying that I just figured it out but I will say that it did take me an embarrassing amount of time to get the joke in the title of Blink-182's "Take off your pants and jacket"
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Just saw a gen z dressed like a Scene kid and had the sobering realization that Scene was 20 years ago....
a man sitting at a table holding a cup of coffee with #schitts creek written on the bottom
Alt: a man sitting at a table holding a cup of coffee with #schitts creek written on the bottom
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November 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I overall really like my job right now. That said, I really don't look forward to Fridays because not only are they my long day but it's also when I have the highest chance of having to work with misanthropes.

I lived in Wyoming for 25 years, I'm over dealing with people who hate everything
November 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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It just needs to be way easier to lose your license and your car for reckless driving, because a few months of major societal disruption 5 years ago taught people that driving in such a way that kills others or themselves is nbd
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Call me heroic or brave or handsome for saying this, but I think pedophiles should face justice for their actions even if they share the same political views that I do. A very daring take, I know.
November 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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I'm begging you all in the media. Please read the emails for more than 2 seconds. They don't just say Trump "knew" about underage girls. THE EMAILS SAY HE PERSONALLY PARTICIPATED.
BREAKING: Convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein said Donald Trump knew about the underage girls that Epstein was accused of victimizing, according to emails released by Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives reut.rs/4hZV3nw
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Maybe people would stop calling the Epstein Files a distraction if the Dems maybe stopped using them to distract from their fuck ups. Seriously, it's no coincidence that they dropped the emails today
November 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Sorry not sorry there's something sick about the democrats letting Epstein emails out only when they feel like it. Like there's not really a political divide on this one, most of the ruling class were/are fucking kids. If anyone in power actually cared they'd release it all and let god sort it out
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Holy shit, I somehow didn't hear about Noah Gregoropoulus's passing. Only met him a couple of times at The Annoyance but he left a hell of an impact on me as a beginning improvisor. Super encouraging.
November 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
It's really important to be present when you're not experiencing a depressive episode so you know the signs that you're slipping into one

It's wild once you've built these skills because you can talk yourself down from cyclical and doom thinking
Haven't had a "I'm annoying and everyone hates me" spiral in a hot minute so when I was going down that line of thinking this morning I was able to catch it, examine it, and dispel it.

I like that I'm able to do that now. Only took several decades
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
It's annoying how easily annoyed I get.
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Pope Leo looks like Enrico Colantoni
November 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Woah, they did some balancing on Fortnite this week. Or there aren't as many bots. I can't tell.
November 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM