Francy🐍™️
@danceyfrancy.bsky.social
Live from the Golden Throne
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Francy🐍™️
@danceyfrancy.bsky.social
· Nov 12
Being put in a starter pack is demeaning. I'm not a standard starter Pokémon. I'm a rare like Mew, you have to fight to find me.
This made me think that I've also lived in places with only one floor for most of my life so when I bought this house, and I had my nice new carpets, I kept falling down the stairs.
I haven't lived opposite a dwelling for 30 years, mum's bungalow was opposite allotments, my first flat with my friend faced a verge, my various flats in town were luckily facing onto courtyards or the city and now I face the canal.
January 29, 2026 at 8:33 AM
This made me think that I've also lived in places with only one floor for most of my life so when I bought this house, and I had my nice new carpets, I kept falling down the stairs.
The single person in the Melania premier
a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is sitting in an auditorium and clapping his hands .
ALT: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is sitting in an auditorium and clapping his hands .
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2026 at 10:06 PM
The single person in the Melania premier
I was looking for a different gif and came across this. I can't think of any situation where anyone would knowingly want to send this.
a happy birthday rock princess greeting card with a woman
ALT: a happy birthday rock princess greeting card with a woman
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2026 at 9:30 PM
I was looking for a different gif and came across this. I can't think of any situation where anyone would knowingly want to send this.
Yourself, but as a cartoon
January 28, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Yourself, but as a cartoon
"I'm skidding on swan shit" to the tune of Walking on Sunshine
January 28, 2026 at 8:53 AM
"I'm skidding on swan shit" to the tune of Walking on Sunshine
Twisted crotch on my tights meaning I'm walking to work with a weird twist trying to get them to get back into place
January 28, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Twisted crotch on my tights meaning I'm walking to work with a weird twist trying to get them to get back into place
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I mean, if you want to look like a villain then a single black leather glove is the way to go about it.
January 28, 2026 at 8:44 AM
I mean, if you want to look like a villain then a single black leather glove is the way to go about it.
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What My Grandpa Did To My Nose Is Worse Than You Think
January 27, 2026 at 12:48 AM
What My Grandpa Did To My Nose Is Worse Than You Think
Might watch the first two series of The Witcher and then feel bad about what they took from us.
January 27, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Might watch the first two series of The Witcher and then feel bad about what they took from us.
When the beat drops on this I can't get the image of Vic and Bob doing their little arm pumping dance out of my head
youtu.be/-SW-v0He_Ns?...
youtu.be/-SW-v0He_Ns?...
Justice - Chorus (WWW) [Official Audio]
YouTube video by Justice
youtu.be
January 27, 2026 at 5:31 PM
When the beat drops on this I can't get the image of Vic and Bob doing their little arm pumping dance out of my head
youtu.be/-SW-v0He_Ns?...
youtu.be/-SW-v0He_Ns?...
"Not sure about you but I simply won't stand for these feel good vibes" - me, someone who looks EXACTLY as you imagine, for the Spectator
Can't even go out for a dance without these guys having an opinion!
Gorton & Denton is Greens Vs Reform.
We must make sure hope wins.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Gorton & Denton is Greens Vs Reform.
We must make sure hope wins.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
January 27, 2026 at 8:53 AM
"Not sure about you but I simply won't stand for these feel good vibes" - me, someone who looks EXACTLY as you imagine, for the Spectator
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I think at this point the UK has accepted Paddington as the Death Bear, collector of souls. So, I think as a nation we should start smearing marmalade on the eyes of the dead and whisper “fare for the crossing”. It’ll feel weird now but, in three of four generations, no one will question it.
January 26, 2026 at 11:36 AM
I think at this point the UK has accepted Paddington as the Death Bear, collector of souls. So, I think as a nation we should start smearing marmalade on the eyes of the dead and whisper “fare for the crossing”. It’ll feel weird now but, in three of four generations, no one will question it.
Ruining my already fucked up hearing by playing this loud enough to burst my brain
youtu.be/o1Xsj9-3Pvo?...
youtu.be/o1Xsj9-3Pvo?...
Moby 'Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?' (Official video) #WhyDoesMyHeart
YouTube video by Moby
youtu.be
January 26, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Ruining my already fucked up hearing by playing this loud enough to burst my brain
youtu.be/o1Xsj9-3Pvo?...
youtu.be/o1Xsj9-3Pvo?...
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Welcome to 2026.
January 26, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Welcome to 2026.
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From the Insta account catsbeingweirdlittleguys
January 26, 2026 at 3:48 PM
From the Insta account catsbeingweirdlittleguys
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Reposted by Francy🐍™️
commiserations to non-Dutch speakers, who will never know what this is about
January 25, 2026 at 3:30 PM
commiserations to non-Dutch speakers, who will never know what this is about
Up and out to Birmingham today for an important meeting, which means I need to wear more formal work clothes and the only way I can describe how that makes me feel is like I'm in some sort of drag
January 26, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Up and out to Birmingham today for an important meeting, which means I need to wear more formal work clothes and the only way I can describe how that makes me feel is like I'm in some sort of drag
Playing my comfort game (Banished) and the village welcomes its new baby 'Keshauncy'
January 25, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Playing my comfort game (Banished) and the village welcomes its new baby 'Keshauncy'
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One time one of my old friends mum contacted me via social media to ask if I knew how to get in touch with Nick Knowles. She'd seen a reconstruction of a caveman who looked like him.
I have no connection with Nick Knowles.
I have no connection with Nick Knowles.
January 25, 2026 at 12:40 AM
One time one of my old friends mum contacted me via social media to ask if I knew how to get in touch with Nick Knowles. She'd seen a reconstruction of a caveman who looked like him.
I have no connection with Nick Knowles.
I have no connection with Nick Knowles.
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Oh my god! No! NO! STOP GIVING MEN HIDDEN CAMERAS!
January 24, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Oh my god! No! NO! STOP GIVING MEN HIDDEN CAMERAS!
Made a single mistake with my eyeliner
a close up of a person 's face with a mask on
ALT: a close up of a person 's face with a mask on
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Made a single mistake with my eyeliner
Reposted by Francy🐍™️
January 23, 2026 at 12:22 PM