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Francy🐍™️
@danceyfrancy.bsky.social
Live from the Golden Throne

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Being put in a starter pack is demeaning. I'm not a standard starter Pokémon. I'm a rare like Mew, you have to fight to find me.
Spending my lunch break making banana flapjacks after Waggy tactically let the bananas go brown.
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
You just died.

The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

Ok, fair enough
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Doing a budget calculator really shows you how many ways rich people have to make money.
November 27, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I need to learn how to sew, I have so many great ideas for clothes that don't exist.
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The washing machine provides!
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
@thesquareball.net I've also been reading the laundry subreddit. Ask Dan to share pics of his spa day
November 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
There's a queue for a new coffee place in town (LOL) and I really want to direct them to queue round the building and not across the thoroughfare
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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ko-fi.com/s/5cf8328c9d Remember pals! There’s still time to buy my most recent painting!! Could make an ideal Christmas gift for the meat lover in your life! 🥩🎄🎁🎉
RAW - Haus Of Holly's Ko-fi Shop
An oil painting of a steak, unframed and unvarnished. Painted in oil paints and oil stick, on a canvas board measuring 20x25cm.
ko-fi.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Warming up the feet of my tights with the hairdryer is it
November 26, 2025 at 8:20 AM
The bit on Community where Jeff names a pencil then snaps it
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Right, doing the saying it out loud so it might actually happen thing.

Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.

DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon

Please share x
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November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Fuck this world cup, man. Unless someone two foots him and breaks his ankle I'm out
Timeline.

🔴13 Nov - Ronaldo gets red card in Portugal’s game v ireland. (Should miss opening 2 games of World Cup.)

🟠18 Nov - Ronaldo meets Donald Trump at White House.

🟢25 Nov - FIFA clears Ronaldo to play in World Cup from start.
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
🎶 That's me in the corner, that's me in train seat, looking at your iPhone. Trying to peep at texts🎶
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I try not to get into football chat too much because it makes me aggy, but given the writing looks on the wall for Farke anyway why doesn't he just do what everyone wants for one game? Don't play Brendy, make dynamic subs, be a brutal back line. Worse than can happen is he gets to say 'told you so'
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Someone on Instagram DM'd me asking how the Moorhen was and I'm sorry I ever pushed that villain's profile.
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Going to the Manchester office today
a painting of a volcano erupting with a castle in the background
ALT: a painting of a volcano erupting with a castle in the background
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 AM
He's gearing up to sing Sweet Caroline
Part 218 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd

Ceramic hedgehog dated to the Neolithic period found at the Hamin archaeological site near Shebotu Town in Inner Mongolia, China
November 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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I don’t want to see *ndr*w T*te tweets in my timeline 🙈
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Talking about old school sweets with my Gen Z colleague and I said 'Kop Kops' and she said 'Tangfastic'
an elderly woman in a green shirt says it 's been 84 years
ALT: an elderly woman in a green shirt says it 's been 84 years
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Look who's sat outside
November 24, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Monday
November 24, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Talking to my cat like I'm Hercule Poirot and she's a Duchess with a suspicious past.
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
We're gonna have Yorkies and dumplings with our tea because we're degenerates
November 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM