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Jason
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Lawyer wrangler. I like cooking & Stars hockey more than you. Especially you, in the Red Wings jersey, you suck. 🍞🧀 = #TeamMayo.
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The Stars don’t lose often, but when they do, it’s usually someone to injury.
*pokes head in* Let Ritzy cook
January 21, 2026 at 2:33 AM
January 20, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Ah yes, the ole “2-ingredient protein cheesecake” that utilizes one pre-made item followed by four (4) additional items. My absolute favorite recipe genre.
January 20, 2026 at 5:24 AM
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222 Days until TCU vs UNC in Dublin 🍀🐸🐏🍀
January 20, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Whoopsies
January 20, 2026 at 4:15 AM
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We have a goalie fight!
Sergei Bobrovsky skates all the way down to challenge Alex Nedeljkovic (h/t @msmambo.bsky.social)
January 20, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Significant to note not just because of who the new agent is, but Brisson (former agent) appeared to make the last negotiation pretty intense given his desire to get top dollar for all of his clients.
Jason Robertson confirmed today that he and Nick Robertson have indeed changed agents. They are now represented by Andy Scott.
January 19, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Always a fantastic sign.
Jason Robertson confirmed today that he and Nick Robertson have indeed changed agents. They are now represented by Andy Scott.
January 19, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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Ah well. RIP bears fandom 2026-2026
January 19, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Thank goodness the Stars did make that dumb trade.
January 19, 2026 at 2:02 AM
50 points for Nils!
January 18, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Broke out the jell-o shoes for the youths tonight.
January 18, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.
January 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I yearn for the [post Olympics] day that top LW name changes.
Forward lines at practice as best I can deduce:

Steel-Johnston-Rantanen
Robertson-Hintz-Duchene
Bäck-Hryckowian-Bourque
Benn-Faksa-Blackwell

Believe Lyubushkin, Bastian, and Erne didn’t go in first rush.
January 17, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Re: Susan from Accounting, I just found out this exists and I cannot stop laughing.
January 17, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting
January 17, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Oh ya, I have four friends turning 40 this month. Forgot that three are this week.
January 17, 2026 at 2:04 AM
In fairness, they quasi gifted Jamie Benn an Art Ross given some questionable goalie pulling at the end of that game. And then didn’t seem to give a ton of effort on the final goal.
Shout out to Jim Lites for throwing the entire Nashville organization under the bus 19 years ago.

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January 17, 2026 at 12:10 AM
So these 3 minute shifts have lasted 10 minutes.
January 16, 2026 at 4:42 AM
So Gary Bettman hates the Dallas Stars and Pride Nights. Got it.
January 16, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Immediately cancelled three more Pride Nights.
Gary Bettman, talking to reporters in DC, just said he binged all six eps of Heated Rivalry. He likes it.
January 16, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Re: Last Reskeet, I completely forgot that we were about to get curling again and I am so fucking excited.
January 15, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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that ambient anxiety about societal collapse is about to get projected onto olympic curling so hard
January 15, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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*big ignoring the President exploring how to end democracy vibes*

I hadn't even considered how great weekday hockey is going to be
Hockey is going to massive at the Milan Cortina Games. NBC released the TV schedule for the initial games of the U.S. women and men. Below:
January 15, 2026 at 4:24 PM