Jason
@damnitjason.bsky.social
Lawyer wrangler. I like cooking & Stars hockey more than you. Especially you, in the Red Wings jersey, you suck. 🍞🧀 = #TeamMayo.
NHL in Sweden, NFL in Spain. Crazy sports day.
November 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
NHL in Sweden, NFL in Spain. Crazy sports day.
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I've been thinking about this for like 11 hours, because what else does one think about, and this is my solution as of right now
November 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I've been thinking about this for like 11 hours, because what else does one think about, and this is my solution as of right now
Favorite part about Sunday?
Mass exodus of rosters in fantasy hockey. Just licking my lips at the waiver wire.
Mass exodus of rosters in fantasy hockey. Just licking my lips at the waiver wire.
November 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Favorite part about Sunday?
Mass exodus of rosters in fantasy hockey. Just licking my lips at the waiver wire.
Mass exodus of rosters in fantasy hockey. Just licking my lips at the waiver wire.
I would 1,000% take Chicago in the first round right now.
November 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I would 1,000% take Chicago in the first round right now.
Between @eileenjforrest.bsky.social dropping Miro in fantasy and @linebrawl.bsky.social bringing Bobblehead Robo home, they’ve practically saved the hockey season. Who is willing to step up and help Harley?
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Between @eileenjforrest.bsky.social dropping Miro in fantasy and @linebrawl.bsky.social bringing Bobblehead Robo home, they’ve practically saved the hockey season. Who is willing to step up and help Harley?
Serious question: What happens when Duchene is healthy? He goes to top line LW? Hintz goes to top line LW? Duchy becomes the 3rd line LW (seems like a waste).
November 16, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Serious question: What happens when Duchene is healthy? He goes to top line LW? Hintz goes to top line LW? Duchy becomes the 3rd line LW (seems like a waste).
Probably shoulda signed the dude during his slump.
November 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Probably shoulda signed the dude during his slump.
Do we think Harley just wants a break after he had to work so hard when Miro was out last year?
November 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Do we think Harley just wants a break after he had to work so hard when Miro was out last year?
Just saw the Harley news. I can’t help but wonder if Gulutzan’s strategy with injuries is to downplay them as much as possible until the team is forced to announce something.
November 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Just saw the Harley news. I can’t help but wonder if Gulutzan’s strategy with injuries is to downplay them as much as possible until the team is forced to announce something.
Just getting settled in to watch the TCU/BYU game.
*Looks at schedule*
Guess I’ll go snag a multi-course meal with wine pairings first.
*Looks at schedule*
Guess I’ll go snag a multi-course meal with wine pairings first.
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Just getting settled in to watch the TCU/BYU game.
*Looks at schedule*
Guess I’ll go snag a multi-course meal with wine pairings first.
*Looks at schedule*
Guess I’ll go snag a multi-course meal with wine pairings first.
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Great stat on the #32Thoughts Podcast with @FriedgeHNIC & @sportsnetkyle:
The Dallas Stars 7-0 win over the Montréal Canadiens on Thursday night was the most lopsided shutout loss for the Habs in the history of Bell Centre (opened Mar. 16, 1996).
Previous mark was 6-0 (5 times)
The Dallas Stars 7-0 win over the Montréal Canadiens on Thursday night was the most lopsided shutout loss for the Habs in the history of Bell Centre (opened Mar. 16, 1996).
Previous mark was 6-0 (5 times)
November 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Great stat on the #32Thoughts Podcast with @FriedgeHNIC & @sportsnetkyle:
The Dallas Stars 7-0 win over the Montréal Canadiens on Thursday night was the most lopsided shutout loss for the Habs in the history of Bell Centre (opened Mar. 16, 1996).
Previous mark was 6-0 (5 times)
The Dallas Stars 7-0 win over the Montréal Canadiens on Thursday night was the most lopsided shutout loss for the Habs in the history of Bell Centre (opened Mar. 16, 1996).
Previous mark was 6-0 (5 times)
Won’t someone leave Harley off the Olympic team so he can heal.
#TexasHockey Morning Skate Update:
• No Thomas Harley out there - Kyle Capobianco was in his spot, guessing as a place holder.
• Jamie Benn continues to skate with the group, Matt Duchene is not out there.
• Forward lines looked the same as Thursday at Montréal.
• No Thomas Harley out there - Kyle Capobianco was in his spot, guessing as a place holder.
• Jamie Benn continues to skate with the group, Matt Duchene is not out there.
• Forward lines looked the same as Thursday at Montréal.
November 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Won’t someone leave Harley off the Olympic team so he can heal.
I don’t mean to brag, but it’s 40% off toddler clothes at Target today, so I’m pretty sure I just made myself hundreds of dollars.
November 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I don’t mean to brag, but it’s 40% off toddler clothes at Target today, so I’m pretty sure I just made myself hundreds of dollars.
Amazing that the Capitals are tied for the fewest goals against in the league and yet are *checks notes* second to last in the Eastern Conference.
November 15, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Amazing that the Capitals are tied for the fewest goals against in the league and yet are *checks notes* second to last in the Eastern Conference.
If you hate someone, this is the gift that, sadly, keeps on giving.
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
If you hate someone, this is the gift that, sadly, keeps on giving.
Good on Forsberg for getting to have that moment today. I keep being bummed for Roope that he didn’t get to score a single point in Finland.
November 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Good on Forsberg for getting to have that moment today. I keep being bummed for Roope that he didn’t get to score a single point in Finland.
Things that bother me about this chart:
1) Montreal being dark green despite playing Dallas,
2) It informs the world about something that should have been a little secret between Micah and I,
3) It still doesn’t accurately depict how funny that game and some of those goals were.
1) Montreal being dark green despite playing Dallas,
2) It informs the world about something that should have been a little secret between Micah and I,
3) It still doesn’t accurately depict how funny that game and some of those goals were.
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Things that bother me about this chart:
1) Montreal being dark green despite playing Dallas,
2) It informs the world about something that should have been a little secret between Micah and I,
3) It still doesn’t accurately depict how funny that game and some of those goals were.
1) Montreal being dark green despite playing Dallas,
2) It informs the world about something that should have been a little secret between Micah and I,
3) It still doesn’t accurately depict how funny that game and some of those goals were.
Always love seeing people I knew in middle school getting sued.
Good thing you declined my date request 30 years ago since I now know your credit sucks.
Good thing you declined my date request 30 years ago since I now know your credit sucks.
November 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Always love seeing people I knew in middle school getting sued.
Good thing you declined my date request 30 years ago since I now know your credit sucks.
Good thing you declined my date request 30 years ago since I now know your credit sucks.
Does Wyatt had a bag of ice strapped to his stomach?
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Does Wyatt had a bag of ice strapped to his stomach?
I like how DeSmith countered the Wedgewood extension by shutting out the 2nd best team in the East.
November 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I like how DeSmith countered the Wedgewood extension by shutting out the 2nd best team in the East.
Since we’re all on a high, I have a serious question:
- Are the Stars winning in spite of the Head Coach? (Think Bowness), or
- Are the Stars winning because of the Head Coach? (Think PDB)
- Are the Stars winning in spite of the Head Coach? (Think Bowness), or
- Are the Stars winning because of the Head Coach? (Think PDB)
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Since we’re all on a high, I have a serious question:
- Are the Stars winning in spite of the Head Coach? (Think Bowness), or
- Are the Stars winning because of the Head Coach? (Think PDB)
- Are the Stars winning in spite of the Head Coach? (Think Bowness), or
- Are the Stars winning because of the Head Coach? (Think PDB)
This game is a Victory+ $10 Million Giveaway adventure tonight.
November 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
This game is a Victory+ $10 Million Giveaway adventure tonight.
Really need Miro to get an extra assist to break the active defensemen multi-assist streak.
November 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Really need Miro to get an extra assist to break the active defensemen multi-assist streak.
At 3-0 I am less concerned.
November 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
At 3-0 I am less concerned.