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Jason
@damnitjason.bsky.social
Lawyer wrangler. I like cooking & Stars hockey more than you. Especially you, in the Red Wings jersey, you suck. 🍞🧀 = #TeamMayo.
Hell ya!
November 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
You could easily buy a TV. Unless it’s like a $250 gift card to Arby’s.
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Is it cheese? Do the fajitas come with cheese now?
November 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The world is a dumpster fire. Have a picture of some Dubai brownies I made from scratch.
October 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The amount of times I’ve had to double take this score is insane.
October 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
October 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
October 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Four rounds, but I think I’m good for tomorrow. Fingers crossed. My wife on the other hand needs no R&D because her shit always works the first time.
October 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Hahahahahahahaha
October 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
R&D round 3. Think we finally found a consistent winner.
October 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
In this house we R&D our Halloween brunch ideas.
October 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
My work assistant for the day has entirely unhelpful sans allowing for pets.
October 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Tried one before it went in. Not too shabby raw.
October 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
From the same stain that brought us this gem.
October 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Oh shit. I didn’t even think about adding the score.
October 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
October 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
That’s it. That’s the recipe.
October 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Pimento or regular?
October 7, 2025 at 10:28 AM
That picture is horrible. Have the saltimbocca instead.
October 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The wife was throughly impressed at the lack of shell considering I’d never done that before. Forgot to take a picture though. Have these cheesy delicate squash rings as penance.
October 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
October 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
HSO: the Stars trade deadline acquisition will be a LW and not a RHD.
September 29, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I didn’t choose the S’mores life. The s’mores life chose me.

#ReesesThinsAreTheBest
September 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
When you cook, you get to piece together the best crossover meal bite.
September 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I was so close to capturing a true @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social picture in the wild. Wrong restaurant.
September 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM