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I speak in sarcasm. MAGA hater.
I'm gonna sound old, but do u remember when the Orange Bowl used to be known for their extravagant halftime shows?

Now it's Third Eye Blind?

I'll get back to my rocking chair now.....
January 1, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 6:55 AM
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Guys over 40 on dating apps:
December 31, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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I made it to midnight! Happy New Year pocket fam, I'm going to bed! 🥳😂😴
December 31, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Favorite? Too hard to choose. But the earliest music video I remember seeing... "I Wanna be a Lifeguard" by Blotto.
#MTV

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKV_...
December 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Official t-shirt of Hialeah.
December 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Good morning!
Good point in this meme because obviously there is a segment of the population more prone to being
brainwashed to believe weird💩. I’m not sure how we course correct that. I think the DNC better start with a big overhaul and ineffective Congress GTFO, make room for younger persons.
December 31, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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bsky feature that immediately shows people this after they block me
a man stands in front of a crowd with the words are you not entertained
Alt: gif that shows gladiator asking if you’re not entertained after I get blocked
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I did not know this. Don't think he would have made such a difference anyway. The defense was terrible.

#dolphins

youtube.com/shorts/3HGHp...
Emmitt Smith REVEALS he WANTED to get TRADED to MIAMI after his ROOKIE CONTRACT! 🤯🏈🤑 #shorts #nfl
YouTube video by Fair Catch
youtube.com
December 29, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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December 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Jalen Phillips is injured. Again.
December 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Go back at the pass Ewers threw to the TE down the middle in the 1st quarter. Dare I say it looked almost, "Rodgers-esque"?

No hesitation just a little simple flick of the wrist #dolphins
December 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I don't want to stir the toilet because I'm over the #tua shit, but tell me that Ewers doesn't look way more confident in the pocket than TT ever did? I'm not saying that he's the answer, I'm just making an observation. #dolphins
December 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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You should be ineligible for the No. 1 seed if you get to play the Jets twice in a season.
December 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Ewers to Wease Jr. for a TD!!!!

What is this? The final game of preseason?

#dolphins
December 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The influence that the music of Pitbull has on the youth of Miami is disturbing.
December 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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a shadow of a person running down a dark street
Alt: a shadow of a person running down a dark street
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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I have an idea. But not quite sure.
December 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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My 12 year old just said “I gotta take a Ben Franklin” and I have to say it made having him totally worth it.
December 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I hate when the refs decide games. Let them play. #nfl
December 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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today, my brother would have turned 49 🥹 so I’m gonna try to bake this silly little Jellycat birthday cake to make it slightly less rough
December 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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you can learn a lot about a person based on who their favorite muppet is
December 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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You can learn a lot about a person based on who their favorite muppet is
December 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
you can learn a lot about a person based on who their favorite muppet is
December 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM