The Water Cooler Dictator
@dadloop.bsky.social
Welcome stranger to this humble neighbourhood.
Things you'll find here: music, nature, dogs, hockey and good honest engagement.
Things you'll find here: music, nature, dogs, hockey and good honest engagement.
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I used to pick up a frog like every day. what has happened
February 15, 2026 at 4:26 AM
I used to pick up a frog like every day. what has happened
Unboxing a Transformer like I'm freeing Gulliver from the Lilliputians
February 15, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Unboxing a Transformer like I'm freeing Gulliver from the Lilliputians
Coconut delight. Hands down.
I don't mind the cherry cordials if the syrup is good.
If marzipan was on the list, that would be the worst.
I don't mind the cherry cordials if the syrup is good.
If marzipan was on the list, that would be the worst.
February 15, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Coconut delight. Hands down.
I don't mind the cherry cordials if the syrup is good.
If marzipan was on the list, that would be the worst.
I don't mind the cherry cordials if the syrup is good.
If marzipan was on the list, that would be the worst.
Made a little saw house
February 14, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Made a little saw house
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Roses are red
Time to find girls
Where’d my nuts go…
Time to find girls
Where’d my nuts go…
I think I hate squirrels.
February 14, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Roses are red
Time to find girls
Where’d my nuts go…
Time to find girls
Where’d my nuts go…
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When it happens, I want to visit Minneapolis which is something I'd never thought I'd say.
February 14, 2026 at 5:30 PM
When it happens, I want to visit Minneapolis which is something I'd never thought I'd say.
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Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
Kurt Browning is morphing into Howie Mandel
February 14, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Kurt Browning is morphing into Howie Mandel
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It’s not even a real major.
February 14, 2026 at 3:38 AM
It’s not even a real major.
Figure skating is so boring and the songs suck
February 14, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Figure skating is so boring and the songs suck
Illinois and Wisconsin are Friday nights CMFT Channel 47 circa 1984
PornHub’s new VDay map is bleak. Age verification laws have done so much damage
February 14, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Illinois and Wisconsin are Friday nights CMFT Channel 47 circa 1984
Still some real countries left
The debate comes as Jeri, who is not running for re-election, faces allegations of bribery and influence-peddling.
Peru to debate removal of President Jose Jeri four months into his term
The debate comes as Jeri, who is not running for re-election, faces allegations of bribery and influence-peddling.
www.aljazeera.com
February 14, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Still some real countries left
We went to the campus sports bar and tried to eat chicken winGs but were too nervous.
This is an unapologetically sappy feel-good subject (at least, I guess, for people in a happy relationship”). So, to prepare for Valentine’s Day, what did you and your partner do for a first date?
My wife and I went to tea at Huntington Gardens and walked around.
My wife and I went to tea at Huntington Gardens and walked around.
On our first date, my spouse and I spent like an hour talking about footnotes.
February 14, 2026 at 2:27 AM
We went to the campus sports bar and tried to eat chicken winGs but were too nervous.
I'm ready to be healed
Cashgrab? Sure. But FUNNY? Yes.
We’re Sorry About Optimus Prime | The Transformers: The Movie (1986) 40th Anniversary
YouTube video by Hasbro Pulse
youtu.be
February 14, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I'm ready to be healed
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Wearing a waistcoat to the bar and the boys are all lining up to finger the fabric, their faces hot with jealousy
October 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Wearing a waistcoat to the bar and the boys are all lining up to finger the fabric, their faces hot with jealousy
"Canada has no good hockey players anymore"
Most points by an NHL player at one Olympics:
Saku Koivu & Teemu Selanne, 11 (2006)
Connor McDavid at 6 through (almost) two games
Saku Koivu & Teemu Selanne, 11 (2006)
Connor McDavid at 6 through (almost) two games
February 13, 2026 at 10:54 PM
"Canada has no good hockey players anymore"
This is like covering yourself in honey and then going for a hike in the mountains
over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
February 13, 2026 at 10:52 PM
This is like covering yourself in honey and then going for a hike in the mountains
I'm at Lee Valley testing hand planes and this is like sex for middle aged dads
February 13, 2026 at 9:14 PM
I'm at Lee Valley testing hand planes and this is like sex for middle aged dads
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we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
My favourite Noem moment might be when she tried to use a Chicago police station as a public toilet and they told he to beat it.
It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.
February 13, 2026 at 6:14 AM
My favourite Noem moment might be when she tried to use a Chicago police station as a public toilet and they told he to beat it.
When Jon Bernthal is a good guy, there is no one I love to watch more beat up the bad guys.
When Jon Bernthal is the bad guy, there is no bad guy I love to watch more get the crap kicked out of him.
When Jon Bernthal is the bad guy, there is no bad guy I love to watch more get the crap kicked out of him.
February 13, 2026 at 6:02 AM
When Jon Bernthal is a good guy, there is no one I love to watch more beat up the bad guys.
When Jon Bernthal is the bad guy, there is no bad guy I love to watch more get the crap kicked out of him.
When Jon Bernthal is the bad guy, there is no bad guy I love to watch more get the crap kicked out of him.
You're assuming your documentation actually matters
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com
“Mass detention and brutal mistreatment send a message to the rest of the world — this is what happens if you’re in the United States without documentation,” our columnist David French writes.
“Mass detention and brutal mistreatment send a message to the rest of the world — this is what happens if you’re in the United States without documentation,” our columnist David French writes.
Opinion | Mass Detention Gets a Lift From the Courts
A very dangerous ruling in New Orleans.
nyti.ms
February 13, 2026 at 5:02 AM
You're assuming your documentation actually matters