J.J. Pickle
@anybody611.bsky.social
I am or am not J.J. Pickle. This is my Alt Acct.
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Mamdani hasn’t even been sworn in and we’re going full communism.
BREAKING: OpenAI is requesting US government support to help guarantee financing for the massive investments in AI chips and data centers it needs for expansion, per Bloomberg.
November 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Mamdani hasn’t even been sworn in and we’re going full communism.
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The Milli Vanilli tracks were legitimate bangers
October 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The Milli Vanilli tracks were legitimate bangers
@shammaiintl.bsky.social don’t know if this qualifies for your r to a r list
People need to stop retconning literally the worst era in American popular music history into something it wasn't, just because there were also some amazing records that like 250 people happened to be hunting down and listening to
October 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
@shammaiintl.bsky.social don’t know if this qualifies for your r to a r list
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brb starting a business selling life insurance to dipshits for when their AI families die
October 28, 2025 at 4:16 AM
brb starting a business selling life insurance to dipshits for when their AI families die
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This is fantastic, this is really good
but also
J.J. Jake Pickle Federal Building. That is the most absurd made-up name - that's the building where the cops would be based out of in Blues Brothers 3. Said cops being led by Jake Jacob Jake Pickle.
...I am now working on a script for BB3...
but also
J.J. Jake Pickle Federal Building. That is the most absurd made-up name - that's the building where the cops would be based out of in Blues Brothers 3. Said cops being led by Jake Jacob Jake Pickle.
...I am now working on a script for BB3...
June 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
This is fantastic, this is really good
but also
J.J. Jake Pickle Federal Building. That is the most absurd made-up name - that's the building where the cops would be based out of in Blues Brothers 3. Said cops being led by Jake Jacob Jake Pickle.
...I am now working on a script for BB3...
but also
J.J. Jake Pickle Federal Building. That is the most absurd made-up name - that's the building where the cops would be based out of in Blues Brothers 3. Said cops being led by Jake Jacob Jake Pickle.
...I am now working on a script for BB3...
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The first one! apparently he's the reason Social Secuity didn't go bankrupt in the 80s and the University of Texas is considered an elite R1 school. Declaring J.J. Pickle a "Good Egg."
June 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The first one! apparently he's the reason Social Secuity didn't go bankrupt in the 80s and the University of Texas is considered an elite R1 school. Declaring J.J. Pickle a "Good Egg."
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Yes, we do. We remember Ann Richards. And Barbara Jordan, and Molly Ivins… hell, J.J. Pickle was a voice of sanity and he was a southern Democrat.
We could do with more support and less moral condemnation from people who have likely never set foot in this state.
We could do with more support and less moral condemnation from people who have likely never set foot in this state.
July 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Yes, we do. We remember Ann Richards. And Barbara Jordan, and Molly Ivins… hell, J.J. Pickle was a voice of sanity and he was a southern Democrat.
We could do with more support and less moral condemnation from people who have likely never set foot in this state.
We could do with more support and less moral condemnation from people who have likely never set foot in this state.
Look, an antizionist
Agreed. Palestinians feel the same. Jews look at all non-jews as animals. And we are the ones that are antisemitic... their favorite go to card. But we Americans are sheep will keep funding their genocide.
October 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Look, an antizionist
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I know you're getting dog piled right now but I think it would do a lot to calm tempers if you were to share some of that zine writing you did
October 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I know you're getting dog piled right now but I think it would do a lot to calm tempers if you were to share some of that zine writing you did
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This thread demonstrates a key point I've been trying to make for years (to the point of having literally an essay collection worth of material on the subject): No amount of Jews trying to explain Judaism to Christians will get Christians to stop being ignorant. Christian leaders must do the work.
Should Christians engage in animal, sacrifice and slavery? Are those promoted in the Torah?
The principle of fulfillment is standard Christianity. You just never met someone who called you on your shit before.
The principle of fulfillment is standard Christianity. You just never met someone who called you on your shit before.
October 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
This thread demonstrates a key point I've been trying to make for years (to the point of having literally an essay collection worth of material on the subject): No amount of Jews trying to explain Judaism to Christians will get Christians to stop being ignorant. Christian leaders must do the work.
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Dude claims Jesus said something and then quotes Deuteronomy from the Torah
LOLOLOLOL
LOLOLOLOL
October 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Dude claims Jesus said something and then quotes Deuteronomy from the Torah
LOLOLOLOL
LOLOLOLOL
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I shit you not, people
June 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I shit you not, people
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I think about how what might be the first "yo momma" joke comes from the Talmud a lot. (Megillah 25b:9)
!["״הוֹדַע אֶת יְרוּשָׁלִַם אֶת תּוֹעֲבוֹתֶיהָ״ נִקְרָא וּמִתַּרְגֵּם. פְּשִׁיטָא! לְאַפּוֹקֵי מִדְּרַבִּי אֱלִיעֶזֶר. דְּתַנְיָא: מַעֲשֶׂה בְּאָדָם אֶחָד שֶׁהָיָה קוֹרֵא לְמַעְלָה מֵרַבִּי אֱלִיעֶזֶר ״הוֹדַע אֶת יְרוּשָׁלִַם אֶת תּוֹעֲבוֹתֶיהָ״. אָמַר לוֹ: עַד שֶׁאַתָּה בּוֹדֵק בְּתוֹעֲבוֹת יְרוּשָׁלַיִם צֵא וּבְדוֹק בְּתוֹעֲבוֹת אִמֶּךָ. בָּדְקוּ אַחֲרָיו וּמָצְאוּ בּוֹ שֶׁמֶץ פְּסוּל.
The Tosefta continues: The section of: “Make known [hoda] to Jerusalem her abominations” (Ezekiel 16:2) is read and translated. The Gemara comments: This is obvious. The Gemara answers: This is needed to exclude the opinion of Rabbi Eliezer, who held that this chapter may not be read as a haftara, as it is taught in a baraita: There was an incident with regard to a certain man who was reading the haftara in the presence of Rabbi Eliezer, and he read the section of: “Make known to Jerusalem her abominations.” Rabbi Eliezer said to him: Before you examine the abominations of Jerusalem, go and examine the abominations of your own mother. The Gemara relates that they examined his lineage and found him to have a stain of illegitimacy. His mother had engaged in illicit sexual relations, and therefore he was of questionable lineage."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cmvc2f5b5fou3ijbgagiovlj/bafkreibib6g7pu2x5qbzyc5qgzgznwboo7vovbdscsbp6davvwdfychobm@jpeg)
June 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I think about how what might be the first "yo momma" joke comes from the Talmud a lot. (Megillah 25b:9)
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(Reuters) - FEMA staff left baffled after the disaster agency’s head said during a briefing that he hadn’t been aware the US has a hurricane season. https://www.reuters.com/world/us/fema-staff-confused-after-head-said-he-was-unaware-us-hurricane-season-sources-2025-06-02/
June 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
(Reuters) - FEMA staff left baffled after the disaster agency’s head said during a briefing that he hadn’t been aware the US has a hurricane season. https://www.reuters.com/world/us/fema-staff-confused-after-head-said-he-was-unaware-us-hurricane-season-sources-2025-06-02/