DadJokeCinema
@dadjokecinema.bsky.social
NASA contractor, very dad.
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raise your hand if you are not, in fact, in the Epstein files
February 5, 2026 at 10:25 PM
raise your hand if you are not, in fact, in the Epstein files
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If you have a YouTube creator account follow these quick settings to turn AI enhancements off (YouTube turned them on without asking).
And make sure you're opted out of AI training data scraping
youtu.be/WeWt8N3fjVc?...
And make sure you're opted out of AI training data scraping
youtu.be/WeWt8N3fjVc?...
PSA: YouTube is ruining your videos. Turn off this feature
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February 5, 2026 at 10:33 PM
If you have a YouTube creator account follow these quick settings to turn AI enhancements off (YouTube turned them on without asking).
And make sure you're opted out of AI training data scraping
youtu.be/WeWt8N3fjVc?...
And make sure you're opted out of AI training data scraping
youtu.be/WeWt8N3fjVc?...
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Please, my magic bean, it is very sick
February 5, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Please, my magic bean, it is very sick
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Anti-woke messaging is a net negative among Democrats
February 5, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Anti-woke messaging is a net negative among Democrats
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Working in 2026 is sending an email to your client that you are an hour late delivering something because you had to figure out what to do with the running, unlocked car sitting in the middle of the street after the ethnic cleansing squad kidnapped somebody.
February 5, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Working in 2026 is sending an email to your client that you are an hour late delivering something because you had to figure out what to do with the running, unlocked car sitting in the middle of the street after the ethnic cleansing squad kidnapped somebody.
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it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
February 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
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"By the end of the two-year period, 94% of participants reported they were housed."
A million pilot programs show the same thing: when people are given enough money to afford housing, homelessness ends.
Other supports matter, but housing comes first. Not policing. Not moralizing. Homes.
A million pilot programs show the same thing: when people are given enough money to afford housing, homelessness ends.
Other supports matter, but housing comes first. Not policing. Not moralizing. Homes.
Homeless Oregon youth got $1,000 a month for two years. Most found housing after • Oregon Capital Chronicle
Oregon is the second of its kind in the nation to implement the direct cash transfer program after New York City.
oregoncapitalchronicle.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:12 PM
"By the end of the two-year period, 94% of participants reported they were housed."
A million pilot programs show the same thing: when people are given enough money to afford housing, homelessness ends.
Other supports matter, but housing comes first. Not policing. Not moralizing. Homes.
A million pilot programs show the same thing: when people are given enough money to afford housing, homelessness ends.
Other supports matter, but housing comes first. Not policing. Not moralizing. Homes.
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Elon. Bezos. Gates. Ellison. Thiel. Andreesen. Altman. Tim Cook. The list goes on. The tech bro robber barons are in many respects shittier and in most respects more influential than their 19th-century predecessors.
February 4, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Elon. Bezos. Gates. Ellison. Thiel. Andreesen. Altman. Tim Cook. The list goes on. The tech bro robber barons are in many respects shittier and in most respects more influential than their 19th-century predecessors.
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Call me old, but I seem to recall that when I was a child, we called this a “newspaper” and every town and city had at least one.
whoever figures out a way to bundle independent journalism subscriptions will be a hero
i know that this is an unpopular take, but everyone starting their own newsletter as a revenue stream is not a sustainable model for writing and reporting or for people who love and want to pay for media.
February 4, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Call me old, but I seem to recall that when I was a child, we called this a “newspaper” and every town and city had at least one.
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I keep thinking about trying to engage with Instagram again beyond just occasionally uploading an image and then I see garbage like this.
I just got this notification from this trial Meta is conducting. For art to be seen, fees are required. No more likes because your work is interesting to ppl, it is all just paid access to huge audiences. And these are just starting fees, they go up after a month. 👎😬😭
February 4, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I keep thinking about trying to engage with Instagram again beyond just occasionally uploading an image and then I see garbage like this.
Guess what? Immigrants are good for the country. Always have been.
The US immigrant population generated more in taxes than they received in benefits from all levels of government every year from 1994 to 2023.
The Cato study provides the first-ever 30-year analysis of the fiscal effects of immigration on government budgets.
https://ow.ly/jy8a50Y8kM3
The Cato study provides the first-ever 30-year analysis of the fiscal effects of immigration on government budgets.
https://ow.ly/jy8a50Y8kM3
February 4, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Guess what? Immigrants are good for the country. Always have been.
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so let’s talk about why this headline demonstrates that tech CEOs have no idea what they’re talking about and, by extension, it’s unhelpful at best for journalists to report on topics they evidently don’t know enough about.
Elon Musk believes the best way to solve the difficulties of building AI data centers on earth is to move them into outer space. His merger this week of his rocket company SpaceX with his artificial intelligence company xAI could help get them there. https://cnn.it/4rqAmED
February 4, 2026 at 6:17 PM
so let’s talk about why this headline demonstrates that tech CEOs have no idea what they’re talking about and, by extension, it’s unhelpful at best for journalists to report on topics they evidently don’t know enough about.
Listen to these words
Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
February 4, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Listen to these words
My favorite genre of literature is "Sassy Legal Memorandum"
“Having neither and bringing the adage into the 21st century, she pounds X (f/k/a Twitter).”
February 4, 2026 at 2:39 PM
My favorite genre of literature is "Sassy Legal Memorandum"
You can get as many Paintball Dads as you want running around in unmarked cars, but in the end a civilization runs on the paper pushers and process followers, and when you lose them, the whole scheme falls apart.
NEW: A government attorney who was detailed to the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the District of Minnesota is no longer on that detail after telling a judge “this job sucks” and asking to be held in contempt so she could get 24 hours of sleep: www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Attorney for government tells judge in ICE case: 'This job sucks'
Julie Le made the remark while she was representing the U.S. attorney’s office in Minnesota, where federal officers are conducting a massive immigration crackdown.
www.nbcnews.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:34 PM
You can get as many Paintball Dads as you want running around in unmarked cars, but in the end a civilization runs on the paper pushers and process followers, and when you lose them, the whole scheme falls apart.
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holy shit
In an interview with NPR, Melinda French Gates confirmed that she ended her marriage with Bill Gates because of allegations contained in the Epstein files.
February 3, 2026 at 6:52 PM
holy shit
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Can finally stop yelling "GIVE THAT MAN A GRAMMY" every time someone mentions @awintory.bsky.social. THEY GAVE THAT MAN A GRAMMY.
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Sword of the Sea composer Austin Wintory wins Grammy award
The annual music showcase took place last night in Los Angeles.
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February 3, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Can finally stop yelling "GIVE THAT MAN A GRAMMY" every time someone mentions @awintory.bsky.social. THEY GAVE THAT MAN A GRAMMY.
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My kid, who is going into high school and wants to pursue astrophysics, is getting a head start with @philplait.bsky.social's Crash Course series. It's wild that they're watching YouTube videos of the same guy I was reading 20 years ago.
February 3, 2026 at 6:49 PM
My kid, who is going into high school and wants to pursue astrophysics, is getting a head start with @philplait.bsky.social's Crash Course series. It's wild that they're watching YouTube videos of the same guy I was reading 20 years ago.
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twitter must be dead dead cause someone posted a rat coin purse that would have 2019 twitter losing its collective mind and most of the top comments are bots saying random words or people not nearly amped enough about the rat coin purse
February 3, 2026 at 5:39 AM
twitter must be dead dead cause someone posted a rat coin purse that would have 2019 twitter losing its collective mind and most of the top comments are bots saying random words or people not nearly amped enough about the rat coin purse
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they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
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“A few days ago, sunspot 4366 didn't exist. Now it is a behemoth almost half the size of the great Carrington sunspot. Rapid growth is making the sunspot unstable. It has unleashed dozens of solar flares in past 24 hours, including a powerful X8-class flare” www.spaceweather.com
SpaceWeather.com -- News and information about meteor showers, solar flares, auroras, and near-Earth asteroids
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February 2, 2026 at 10:58 PM
“A few days ago, sunspot 4366 didn't exist. Now it is a behemoth almost half the size of the great Carrington sunspot. Rapid growth is making the sunspot unstable. It has unleashed dozens of solar flares in past 24 hours, including a powerful X8-class flare” www.spaceweather.com
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Just an amazing thing to randomly tweet out.
February 1, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Just an amazing thing to randomly tweet out.