DadJokeCinema
@dadjokecinema.bsky.social
NASA contractor, very dad.
AI can't make fists with its toes
December 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
AI can't make fists with its toes
My life is complete - @cinnatoasty.bsky.social got me this for Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My life is complete - @cinnatoasty.bsky.social got me this for Christmas
Also, look at my cat
December 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Also, look at my cat
Can you tell what my 10 year old does when she has access to my devices? Numbers 2-4 are things I stream in the background while working, and #5 ( @acollierastro.bsky.social) is the first channel I actively *watch* on the list.
December 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Can you tell what my 10 year old does when she has access to my devices? Numbers 2-4 are things I stream in the background while working, and #5 ( @acollierastro.bsky.social) is the first channel I actively *watch* on the list.
This really shows how little I use YouTube to directly listen to music. JUMP got a lot of view time because I was capturing footage to explain how bad the AI backgrounds looked, but I did listen to @jamies.page's BIRDBRAIN and That Guy from Tyler about a million times each.
December 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
This really shows how little I use YouTube to directly listen to music. JUMP got a lot of view time because I was capturing footage to explain how bad the AI backgrounds looked, but I did listen to @jamies.page's BIRDBRAIN and That Guy from Tyler about a million times each.
This headline reads like satire.
December 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This headline reads like satire.
First off, I'll say that I appreciate anyone who put in the effort for things like thumbnails, and also, the presets are pretty damn good. They sound great.
Also, the chin hold is my least favorite of all YouTube Face poses.
Also, the chin hold is my least favorite of all YouTube Face poses.
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
First off, I'll say that I appreciate anyone who put in the effort for things like thumbnails, and also, the presets are pretty damn good. They sound great.
Also, the chin hold is my least favorite of all YouTube Face poses.
Also, the chin hold is my least favorite of all YouTube Face poses.
Commonly attributed to Pythagoras
December 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Commonly attributed to Pythagoras
Me over here watching an update for one of my favorite games to play with @elliotwalls.bsky.social and suddenly, there's the old crew - @smashley.games and @deejayknight.bsky.social still holding it down
November 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Me over here watching an update for one of my favorite games to play with @elliotwalls.bsky.social and suddenly, there's the old crew - @smashley.games and @deejayknight.bsky.social still holding it down
If you don't already have it, @cinnatoasty.bsky.social and I scrolled through this collection of Blake's work today and it's a phenomenal progression through madness
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
If you don't already have it, @cinnatoasty.bsky.social and I scrolled through this collection of Blake's work today and it's a phenomenal progression through madness
Why does Simon Pegg look photoshopped into this?
November 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Why does Simon Pegg look photoshopped into this?
According to Fox News, Mamdani's popularity is a Jewish Muslim conspiracy engineered by socialists and backed by billionaire capitalists.
This is next-level kitchen-sinking.
This is next-level kitchen-sinking.
October 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
According to Fox News, Mamdani's popularity is a Jewish Muslim conspiracy engineered by socialists and backed by billionaire capitalists.
This is next-level kitchen-sinking.
This is next-level kitchen-sinking.
Hulu presents FX's American Horror Story: Delicate as part of Huluween on Disney+
I got a fucking American horror story for you
I got a fucking American horror story for you
October 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Hulu presents FX's American Horror Story: Delicate as part of Huluween on Disney+
I got a fucking American horror story for you
I got a fucking American horror story for you
My cat wants to be @chrisbratt.bsky.social's cat, but got rejected.
October 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
My cat wants to be @chrisbratt.bsky.social's cat, but got rejected.
Okay, but this actually kinda hilarious from Google's suggested searches: #taylorswift #elizabethtaylor
October 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Okay, but this actually kinda hilarious from Google's suggested searches: #taylorswift #elizabethtaylor
This is why you always read the article, because headlines are garbage most of the time
September 30, 2025 at 10:29 AM
This is why you always read the article, because headlines are garbage most of the time
Spotted at StellarCon PA
September 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Spotted at StellarCon PA
When your timeline immediately contradicts itself
September 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
When your timeline immediately contradicts itself
The face on this rock gave me a jump scare coming over a hill. #NoMansSky #NMS
September 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The face on this rock gave me a jump scare coming over a hill. #NoMansSky #NMS
I found these at the store and had never heard of the spice before, but they're so damn good. They were buried in the candy aisle too, I wonder how many people accidentally got it without knowing they have some kick.
August 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I found these at the store and had never heard of the spice before, but they're so damn good. They were buried in the candy aisle too, I wonder how many people accidentally got it without knowing they have some kick.
Well, I've played my last Mini crossword
August 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Well, I've played my last Mini crossword
This is how quickly FoxNews has pivoted to repeating the Trump narrative. There is no "DC Crime Crisis"
August 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
This is how quickly FoxNews has pivoted to repeating the Trump narrative. There is no "DC Crime Crisis"