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Benjamin Chambers
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Dog lover, bigot hater, pacifist, nerd

I'm here for the fall of democracy and women's soccer
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In my lifetime the GOP has:

Betrayed American hostages in Iran to win an election
Sold weapons to terrorists
Crashed the economy multiple times
Shut down the gov multiple times
Taken away women's right to bodily autonomy
Put children in debt for school lunches

And their voters did get over it
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An economy built on an incessant cycle of making, buying, and throwing away trash so billionaires can buy yachts is a shit economy. I hope we return to landlines at this point. Fuck all of it.
November 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Simply…
November 23, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Number 8 seed Gotham defeating number 2 seed Spirit is the kind of chaos we've come to love about the #NWSL
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Also he's completely wrong!

When American Beauty came out EVERYONE thought Kevin Spacey's character was gross!
MAN WHAT?

using kevin spacey for a comparison or example here is definitely… a choice
November 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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never fails
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I can't stop laughing
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
This is funnier than anything Jeff Foxworthy has ever done or said
November 22, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I love my burrito lady
Food service is holy work. We’re satisfying one of the most basic biological needs. We see some of our customers every day
November 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Generative AI is going to absolutely WRECK the Professional Managerial Class
when your entire life is emails and going to lunch, LLMs are truly inspirational
November 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It's good for the soul to admit when you're wrong and recognize your mistakes, so I will absolutely admit I was wrong about the Epstein files

I thought there was no way he'd be dumb enough to put everything in writing

BUT HE DID
November 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Buy this man a coffee!
I love him. “The first time I caught up to [ICE], I could tell that they already knew who I was. They had seen me before, so they thought they were just going to speed away. I was like, ‘Ha ha, bitches, I got a new scooter!’”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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As a white man, I say this will all honesty, Dude, the NWSL is a women's sports league, stop trying to center yourself here. We have enough places we are centered, let's make room for the women to shine! Perhaps we would have a teal woman if not for you!
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Lindsey Halligan Reveals Her Dream is to Someday Go to Law School
www.borowitzreport.com/p/lindsey-ha...
Lindsey Halligan Reveals Her Dream is to Someday Go to Law School
“Ever since I was a little kid I’ve always dreamed of being a lawyer.”
www.borowitzreport.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Yes exactly how can we trust them to protect anyone vulnerable if they don't stand up for ALL the vulnerable
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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There is no ethical ketchup under capitalism.
November 15, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Before this game, I would have said that Coffee-> Moultrie -> Spaanstra was a surefire way to score

#WASvPOR #NWSL
November 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
WHAT A RUN BY KOUASSI!

#WASvPOR #NWSL
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The most surprising part is how not surprised I am
for the love of God please say sike
Mark Epstein asked his brother Jeffrey Epstein whether Steve Bannon could confirm if Putin has “the photo of Trump blowing Bubba. Jeffrey Epstein: "I thought I had tsuris,” using the Yiddish term for troubles. #OpDeathEaters
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Megyn Kelly said she thinks “there’s a difference between a 5 year old and a 15 year old” when it comes to sexual abuse. Megyn Kelly has a 14 year old daughter. Megyn Kelly is going to Hell.
November 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
November 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
"One of the AI toys even engaged in explicit discussions, offering extensive advice on sex positions and fetishes."

YIKES

Found Epstein's toy company
November 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Forget let them eat cake, let them send $500MM with no fees
November 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Either the data are so bad the administration doesn't want them reported, or everyone who knows how to calculate it was DOGEd. Either way, 🥴
This is super useful.
November 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM