mitch
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Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up
February 19, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up
we must imagine eraserhead baby happy
February 19, 2026 at 5:41 AM
we must imagine eraserhead baby happy
i’ve said it before but trans fags and trans dykes are the best fags and dykes we have. so much more committed to faggotry and dykehood than the cis ones
February 19, 2026 at 3:06 AM
i’ve said it before but trans fags and trans dykes are the best fags and dykes we have. so much more committed to faggotry and dykehood than the cis ones
HOA president posting: i was really hoping there would immediately be insane HOA drama with legal repercussions as soon as i woke up today, and i was not disappointed
February 18, 2026 at 6:58 PM
HOA president posting: i was really hoping there would immediately be insane HOA drama with legal repercussions as soon as i woke up today, and i was not disappointed
my two boyfriends who are bisexual men with glasses, septum rings, mustaches, and are both are of both ukrainian and mexican descent. right, right
February 18, 2026 at 2:37 PM
my two boyfriends who are bisexual men with glasses, septum rings, mustaches, and are both are of both ukrainian and mexican descent. right, right
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laughing so hard I might cry at this random instagram comment
February 18, 2026 at 2:06 AM
laughing so hard I might cry at this random instagram comment
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TODACZKI DAY IS PACZKI DAY
February 17, 2026 at 3:58 PM
TODACZKI DAY IS PACZKI DAY
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d0n@te & share if you can ♥︎
February 17, 2026 at 7:46 PM
d0n@te & share if you can ♥︎
just had my monthly lex scroll
February 17, 2026 at 9:06 PM
just had my monthly lex scroll
i have adhd and i’m bisexual, but that can’t stop me from doing great things ❤️ i can’t feed myself, but i am somehow the president of my HOA
February 17, 2026 at 6:36 PM
i have adhd and i’m bisexual, but that can’t stop me from doing great things ❤️ i can’t feed myself, but i am somehow the president of my HOA
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i sat down to either:
a) do my job where i am employed and required to work
or
b) organize the google drive for the HOA board where i have been entrusted as the co-president
but i awoke from a 20-minute trance and realized i had been organizing my soundloud playlists
a) do my job where i am employed and required to work
or
b) organize the google drive for the HOA board where i have been entrusted as the co-president
but i awoke from a 20-minute trance and realized i had been organizing my soundloud playlists
February 16, 2026 at 7:25 PM
i sat down to either:
a) do my job where i am employed and required to work
or
b) organize the google drive for the HOA board where i have been entrusted as the co-president
but i awoke from a 20-minute trance and realized i had been organizing my soundloud playlists
a) do my job where i am employed and required to work
or
b) organize the google drive for the HOA board where i have been entrusted as the co-president
but i awoke from a 20-minute trance and realized i had been organizing my soundloud playlists
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Bookseller Scrambles To Hide All The Classics After Seeing Emerald Fennell Approaching Door https://theonion.com/bookseller-scrambles-to-hide-all-the-classics-after-seeing-emerald-fennell-approaching-door/
February 16, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Bookseller Scrambles To Hide All The Classics After Seeing Emerald Fennell Approaching Door https://theonion.com/bookseller-scrambles-to-hide-all-the-classics-after-seeing-emerald-fennell-approaching-door/
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My dear friend Tasneem and her family in Gaza have lost everything; their home, livelihood, and security. This is the case for thousands of Gazans. I support Tasneem, there are many more in urgent need.
Please give to Tasneem and her family. And find and help others. ❤️🙏
chuffed.org/project/1587...
Please give to Tasneem and her family. And find and help others. ❤️🙏
chuffed.org/project/1587...
February 15, 2026 at 3:25 PM
My dear friend Tasneem and her family in Gaza have lost everything; their home, livelihood, and security. This is the case for thousands of Gazans. I support Tasneem, there are many more in urgent need.
Please give to Tasneem and her family. And find and help others. ❤️🙏
chuffed.org/project/1587...
Please give to Tasneem and her family. And find and help others. ❤️🙏
chuffed.org/project/1587...
well i just thought valentines week would be the perfect week to accidentally fuck up my T shot, making me super emotionally dysregulated
February 14, 2026 at 10:01 PM
well i just thought valentines week would be the perfect week to accidentally fuck up my T shot, making me super emotionally dysregulated
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No matter what your Thoughts on the Breunigs are, this is necessary and well-done www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
This Is How a Child Dies of Measles
When your family becomes a data point in an outbreak
www.theatlantic.com
February 13, 2026 at 4:41 PM
No matter what your Thoughts on the Breunigs are, this is necessary and well-done www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
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Happy Valentine’s Day
February 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day
once again feeling like the gay guy liz lemon (eating a crumbly sandwich in bed a few hours before a hookup, and justifying it by saying “this is the real me”)
February 14, 2026 at 12:59 AM
once again feeling like the gay guy liz lemon (eating a crumbly sandwich in bed a few hours before a hookup, and justifying it by saying “this is the real me”)
my therapist ghosted me
February 13, 2026 at 7:44 PM
my therapist ghosted me
when your bf lends you a shirt but gives you a clean one instead of the nasty sweaty smelly one he’s been wearing all day
February 13, 2026 at 6:00 PM
when your bf lends you a shirt but gives you a clean one instead of the nasty sweaty smelly one he’s been wearing all day