cyrusjcooper
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reaching out from a shining daydream
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The state is about to take over city government entirely and fire everybody www.nola.com/news/politic...
October 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The state is about to take over city government entirely and fire everybody www.nola.com/news/politic...
something’s gotta give is an all timer, and everyone knows about my love for the book club franchise 💔 rip to a goat
Terribly sad news about one of the greats. Diane Keaton has died at 79.
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Diane Keaton, Famed for Roles in 'Father of the Bride,' 'First Wives Club' and More, Dies at 79 (Exclusive)
Diane Keaton has died at age 79. Keaton was best known for roles in movies like 'Annie Hall,' 'The First Wives Club,' 'Something's Gotta Give' and 'The Godfather.'
people.com
October 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
something’s gotta give is an all timer, and everyone knows about my love for the book club franchise 💔 rip to a goat
do i have any friends who have worked with sACN for DMX controlling? maybe also knows how to use a standard microcontroller to handle the commands? i have very little time to learn it and if someone wanted to explain it to me so i don’t have to just read hella slideshows and shit i’d appreciate it
September 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
do i have any friends who have worked with sACN for DMX controlling? maybe also knows how to use a standard microcontroller to handle the commands? i have very little time to learn it and if someone wanted to explain it to me so i don’t have to just read hella slideshows and shit i’d appreciate it
you: be there or be square
me:
me:
August 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
you: be there or be square
me:
me:
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I have it on good authority that this stadium is also a highly-valued strategic US military asset
June 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I have it on good authority that this stadium is also a highly-valued strategic US military asset
i should be the only supreme court justice
What take would you choose to argue on jubilee with total confidence that you’d crush 20 opponents?
May 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
i should be the only supreme court justice
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The beachSUCKS! Lets lay on hot sand that gets everywhere & when we're miserably hot we can go float in saltwater inhabited by a bunch of shit that wants to eat you. Fucking amazing idea, should I bring a 600 lb. cooler? Hopefully there's nowhere to park so we can get a workout lugging all our shit.
May 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The beachSUCKS! Lets lay on hot sand that gets everywhere & when we're miserably hot we can go float in saltwater inhabited by a bunch of shit that wants to eat you. Fucking amazing idea, should I bring a 600 lb. cooler? Hopefully there's nowhere to park so we can get a workout lugging all our shit.
honestly impossible since it’s kamakiriad
The best Steely Dan album is Donald Fagen's solo album The Nightfly, I will brook no argument here
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www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-j...
I Just Turned Forty, and Steely Dan’s Entire Discography Mysteriously Appeared on My Phone
The big 4-0. It was supposed to be a moment of reflection. A time to consider what the next chapter of life will hold.
But that morning of my forti...
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May 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
honestly impossible since it’s kamakiriad
kinda fucked up price for a palm plant
April 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
kinda fucked up price for a palm plant
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this sucks. siri play black friday by steely dan
April 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
this sucks. siri play black friday by steely dan
this should be a breadcrumb that leads people to learn more about one of history’s greatest monsters, peter duesberg
March 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
this should be a breadcrumb that leads people to learn more about one of history’s greatest monsters, peter duesberg
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did you know it's illegal to say "i think someone should kill elon musk" it's also illegal to say "the best place to fire a mortar launcher at the eisenhower building would be from the roof of the mills building because of minimal security and you'd have a clear line of sight to elon's office"
The preparations meant Musk could hit the ground running on Jan. 20. Lately, he's been working from the Secretary of War Suite in the Eisenhower Building, where he's installed a gaming PC. Here's what the setup looks like:
February 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
did you know it's illegal to say "i think someone should kill elon musk" it's also illegal to say "the best place to fire a mortar launcher at the eisenhower building would be from the roof of the mills building because of minimal security and you'd have a clear line of sight to elon's office"
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BROKEN NEWS: every 3rd thursday at SPORTS DRINK
February 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
BROKEN NEWS: every 3rd thursday at SPORTS DRINK
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All Fantasy Everything is going to New Orleans! We're so happy to be a part of this festival that includes some of the best comedians in America - Sean Patton, Dulce Sloan, Shane Torres, Jamel Johnson, Tom Thakkar, I mean goddamn. May 8-11!
Get your passes now!
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Get your passes now!
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February 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
All Fantasy Everything is going to New Orleans! We're so happy to be a part of this festival that includes some of the best comedians in America - Sean Patton, Dulce Sloan, Shane Torres, Jamel Johnson, Tom Thakkar, I mean goddamn. May 8-11!
Get your passes now!
app.opendate.io/e/toledano-s...
Get your passes now!
app.opendate.io/e/toledano-s...
here’s to Your Miller Lite Super Bowl LIX Weekend™️
February 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
here’s to Your Miller Lite Super Bowl LIX Weekend™️
no he’s a radiologist now
February 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
no he’s a radiologist now
elon musk’s drug dealer needs to give him a hot shot so bad
February 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
elon musk’s drug dealer needs to give him a hot shot so bad
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Pleased to announce that I helped Dan and Defector archive this tape: Buddy's Watchin' You, the greatest track the Philadelphia Eagles ever cut, now in shockingly high fidelity. Also includes a making-of! Go birds.
February 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Pleased to announce that I helped Dan and Defector archive this tape: Buddy's Watchin' You, the greatest track the Philadelphia Eagles ever cut, now in shockingly high fidelity. Also includes a making-of! Go birds.
i would be going absolute ice breaker on that thin man from fringe right there
February 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
i would be going absolute ice breaker on that thin man from fringe right there
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redesign of the piece that has gotten me restricted/suspended at least 4 times 😇
December 10, 2024 at 2:00 PM
redesign of the piece that has gotten me restricted/suspended at least 4 times 😇
these nasty gremlins are really feeling themselves right now. personally i’d like to see them try and feel themselves out of a mucky bog
January 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
these nasty gremlins are really feeling themselves right now. personally i’d like to see them try and feel themselves out of a mucky bog
last night’s broken news @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social was a really really fun ass time. i had so much fun working on this show about the news with saya and marcus and i’m very much looking forward to the next one on February 20th of twenty twenty five
January 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
last night’s broken news @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social was a really really fun ass time. i had so much fun working on this show about the news with saya and marcus and i’m very much looking forward to the next one on February 20th of twenty twenty five