Cypher Witch // Mother Knight
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Storm clouds the roar of the big machine sometimes i make music
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let me call you back boss I’m with a custoid right now [hangs up] i’ve been dreaming of ways to serve you.
August 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
let me call you back boss I’m with a custoid right now [hangs up] i’ve been dreaming of ways to serve you.
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I predict that a alien will come down to earth next year and become a new celebrity
December 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I predict that a alien will come down to earth next year and become a new celebrity
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Doodling Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Doodling Christmas
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My poker hand is nearly unbeatable! Now to immediately start pulling all the chips in the pot towards me…no need to wait until the mysterious stranger shows us what cards they’re holding.
December 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
My poker hand is nearly unbeatable! Now to immediately start pulling all the chips in the pot towards me…no need to wait until the mysterious stranger shows us what cards they’re holding.
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I am being menaced by the invisible hand of the free market
December 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I am being menaced by the invisible hand of the free market
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SEASON'S GREASONS
December 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
SEASON'S GREASONS
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floating in a swamp with just my face breaking the surface of the scummy water
December 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
floating in a swamp with just my face breaking the surface of the scummy water
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Did anyone else just get burned by there stove just now?
December 18, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Did anyone else just get burned by there stove just now?
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Nihilism? You believe in that shit? Fucking loser. Not me. I don't believe in anything. Not even nihilism.
December 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Nihilism? You believe in that shit? Fucking loser. Not me. I don't believe in anything. Not even nihilism.
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if i was metroid prime i would stay in ball form all the time
December 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
if i was metroid prime i would stay in ball form all the time
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i bet if you asked santa to build a toy himself he wouldn't know what the fuck to do
December 13, 2025 at 6:43 AM
i bet if you asked santa to build a toy himself he wouldn't know what the fuck to do
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i wish they'd stop calling it "the old abandoned mine" i live there
December 9, 2025 at 3:57 AM
i wish they'd stop calling it "the old abandoned mine" i live there
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> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust casts Dust Tornado!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust casts Dust Tornado!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
December 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust casts Dust Tornado!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust casts Dust Tornado!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
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The goblin’s dick looked like a wet lollipop that was dropped on a rug covered in dog hair. He worked at the potion factory where they made potions from elf blood and shit. He was undercover while writing an exposé on worker safety. Despite the state of his penis the goblin was based and leftist.
A small goblin approaches. The goblin has shit all over his hands. More shit than most people. He wipes his hands on his pants but they are covered in shit too. The goblin is basically transferring shit around.
"King's Half Crown for your thoughts?" said the goblin
"Blood." said Goreface, wetly.
"King's Half Crown for your thoughts?" said the goblin
"Blood." said Goreface, wetly.
(writing grimdark fantasy) Goreface sat wetly on the docks, thinking about blood. His face was covered is some kind of shit and so was the rest of him. His dick looked like a door knocker. There were some orcs and dragons on the docks too. They also had shit on them.
December 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The goblin’s dick looked like a wet lollipop that was dropped on a rug covered in dog hair. He worked at the potion factory where they made potions from elf blood and shit. He was undercover while writing an exposé on worker safety. Despite the state of his penis the goblin was based and leftist.
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A book from the 19th century that depicts the Rhine Valley by creating an impression of three-dimensionality and spatial distance.
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
December 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
A book from the 19th century that depicts the Rhine Valley by creating an impression of three-dimensionality and spatial distance.
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
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oh this ? just a new sit style
December 1, 2025 at 12:27 PM
oh this ? just a new sit style
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Yes i can confirm ive eaten the dire wolfs. I slow cooked them in the pit "Memphis style". I had them for dinner and it cost me $500 per dog
April 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Yes i can confirm ive eaten the dire wolfs. I slow cooked them in the pit "Memphis style". I had them for dinner and it cost me $500 per dog
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Don't tell me how to lift my baby
May 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Don't tell me how to lift my baby
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guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right