Cryptic Vic
@crypticvic.bsky.social
Trans🏳️⚧️ (she/her), 30-something (i stopped keeping track). Im a lover of so many things. Computers by day, bad computers by night 😈. I'll repost a lot of random things. Maybe comment, who knows. 🔞 No Minors 18+ only.
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I gotta go but listen. The thing that you need to understand is that it totally rules to suck a girl’s dick. Okay? People will insist it doesn’t rule but real heads know. Everyone stay safe out there, try to suck a girl’s dick if that’s available to you as an option, good for what ails you, peace
November 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I gotta go but listen. The thing that you need to understand is that it totally rules to suck a girl’s dick. Okay? People will insist it doesn’t rule but real heads know. Everyone stay safe out there, try to suck a girl’s dick if that’s available to you as an option, good for what ails you, peace
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Mechanic who stress tests the hull of her robotgirl and solders the cracks herself despite replacements being readily available because "that way people know you're mine"
November 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Mechanic who stress tests the hull of her robotgirl and solders the cracks herself despite replacements being readily available because "that way people know you're mine"
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Nothin else for it
October 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Nothin else for it
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did this for a mutual who wanted to know how id shaded a piece. this isnt the most realistic shading, but if you want a very quick and easy way to shade characters on a blank bg, this can work.
November 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
did this for a mutual who wanted to know how id shaded a piece. this isnt the most realistic shading, but if you want a very quick and easy way to shade characters on a blank bg, this can work.
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What do you call it when you wanna act a brat to get punished sometimes, but you’re also a people pleaser who’s good at following rules and is scared of messing up (っ- ‸ - ς)
November 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
What do you call it when you wanna act a brat to get punished sometimes, but you’re also a people pleaser who’s good at following rules and is scared of messing up (っ- ‸ - ς)
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Oh, this was a very good essay, go read it everyone, but on a personal note? Thank you for this. 😊
November 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Oh, this was a very good essay, go read it everyone, but on a personal note? Thank you for this. 😊
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Waifu Royale 2.0 winner #3
Ms Jun is a thrifty one! You can read the accompanying short story on my patreon or ao3 if ur some sort of a nerd.
www.patreon.com/InCaseArt
archiveofourown.org/works/723494...
Ms Jun is a thrifty one! You can read the accompanying short story on my patreon or ao3 if ur some sort of a nerd.
www.patreon.com/InCaseArt
archiveofourown.org/works/723494...
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Waifu Royale 2.0 winner #3
Ms Jun is a thrifty one! You can read the accompanying short story on my patreon or ao3 if ur some sort of a nerd.
www.patreon.com/InCaseArt
archiveofourown.org/works/723494...
Ms Jun is a thrifty one! You can read the accompanying short story on my patreon or ao3 if ur some sort of a nerd.
www.patreon.com/InCaseArt
archiveofourown.org/works/723494...
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ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
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last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
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I'm not one for consumerism and I don't participate in Black Friday deals, but I will say that the fact that a colleague of mine chose to run with a design I customized and make it available on shirts for others does bring a smile to my face today. 😁👍🏳️⚧️
yzyprints.com/product/you-...
yzyprints.com/product/you-...
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I'm not one for consumerism and I don't participate in Black Friday deals, but I will say that the fact that a colleague of mine chose to run with a design I customized and make it available on shirts for others does bring a smile to my face today. 😁👍🏳️⚧️
yzyprints.com/product/you-...
yzyprints.com/product/you-...
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cult of northernlion
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
cult of northernlion
one of my favourite things is being my own dj and finding gold rather than having an algorithm charge me for the privilege
my primary activity for the last month or so - besides hanging out with a variety of beautiful women, naturally - has been putting together my own music library since i quit spotify back in summer
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
one of my favourite things is being my own dj and finding gold rather than having an algorithm charge me for the privilege
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my primary activity for the last month or so - besides hanging out with a variety of beautiful women, naturally - has been putting together my own music library since i quit spotify back in summer
November 28, 2025 at 11:10 AM
my primary activity for the last month or so - besides hanging out with a variety of beautiful women, naturally - has been putting together my own music library since i quit spotify back in summer
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I love bondage gear/stuff over big fancy dresses. Ballgowns, wedding dresses etc
November 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I love bondage gear/stuff over big fancy dresses. Ballgowns, wedding dresses etc
me: 🥺
wife: You are so fuckin needy. Fine, I'll come back and cuddle with you.
me: ☺️
wife: You are so fuckin needy. Fine, I'll come back and cuddle with you.
me: ☺️
November 28, 2025 at 5:30 AM
me: 🥺
wife: You are so fuckin needy. Fine, I'll come back and cuddle with you.
me: ☺️
wife: You are so fuckin needy. Fine, I'll come back and cuddle with you.
me: ☺️
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A reminder about my Black Friday Sale over at Patreon.
Use code F630A when subscribing at the $10.00 tier and get 75% off for a month.
www.patreon.com/c/fetishhand
The offer ends on the 1st of December.
Use code F630A when subscribing at the $10.00 tier and get 75% off for a month.
www.patreon.com/c/fetishhand
The offer ends on the 1st of December.
November 27, 2025 at 9:34 AM
A reminder about my Black Friday Sale over at Patreon.
Use code F630A when subscribing at the $10.00 tier and get 75% off for a month.
www.patreon.com/c/fetishhand
The offer ends on the 1st of December.
Use code F630A when subscribing at the $10.00 tier and get 75% off for a month.
www.patreon.com/c/fetishhand
The offer ends on the 1st of December.
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C++ is taking my job, I'm supposed to be the one making my girlfriend moan
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
C++ is taking my job, I'm supposed to be the one making my girlfriend moan
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bungie make the best looking, best playing console shooters on the market and none of the competition has really come close in over 2 decades. yet every decision management has ever made has been as if they were time travellers sent back from the future to somehow force them into failure
November 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
bungie make the best looking, best playing console shooters on the market and none of the competition has really come close in over 2 decades. yet every decision management has ever made has been as if they were time travellers sent back from the future to somehow force them into failure
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like it's really important. i don't know if enough people realise that you can actually just do hentai shit in real life. with real people. safely and consensually. like that can just be your life. you can pursue it if it's something you need or desire
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 AM
like it's really important. i don't know if enough people realise that you can actually just do hentai shit in real life. with real people. safely and consensually. like that can just be your life. you can pursue it if it's something you need or desire
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Never in my life have I ever seen someone move and look so much like a fighting game original character
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Never in my life have I ever seen someone move and look so much like a fighting game original character
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The funny thing about social democrats posting this image all the time is that this is exactly what they do to any actual revolutionary socialist government
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The funny thing about social democrats posting this image all the time is that this is exactly what they do to any actual revolutionary socialist government
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Portal is toxic yuri
October 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Portal is toxic yuri
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
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every UI should look like this but it will never happen because UX designers are inherently lazy
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
every UI should look like this but it will never happen because UX designers are inherently lazy