Hex ☕️ Cryptic Crits
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Cripplepunk Cryptid Dicemaker in the Midwest | Dice for Weird Ones | Eldritch Memes, if you please | crypticcrits.com | linktr.ee/crypticcrits
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Hullo folks! New Users means New Introductions.
I'm Hex, your midwest cryptid & dicemaker. I like making shinies for D&D, Pathfinder, Shadowrun, Fate, VtM & all other TTRPGs.
If you like any of the above, you should follow! Looking for other #dicemaker like me too.
#TTRPG #DiceGoblin #cryptid
I'm Hex, your midwest cryptid & dicemaker. I like making shinies for D&D, Pathfinder, Shadowrun, Fate, VtM & all other TTRPGs.
If you like any of the above, you should follow! Looking for other #dicemaker like me too.
#TTRPG #DiceGoblin #cryptid
I mean not gonna lie, I know my organizational skills. But yall better hold up your end Webster.
January 2, 2026 at 9:12 AM
I mean not gonna lie, I know my organizational skills. But yall better hold up your end Webster.
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For those wanting to look more into this m, it is a new “feature” 😬 here’s the source from Amazon directly. They are really trying to make people use their AI assistant.
www.aboutamazon.com/news/retail/...
www.aboutamazon.com/news/retail/...
December 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
For those wanting to look more into this m, it is a new “feature” 😬 here’s the source from Amazon directly. They are really trying to make people use their AI assistant.
www.aboutamazon.com/news/retail/...
www.aboutamazon.com/news/retail/...
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A single crow flies in front of the 97.8% waxing gibbous moon tonight. 🪶
January 2, 2026 at 5:34 AM
A single crow flies in front of the 97.8% waxing gibbous moon tonight. 🪶
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Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
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I am a broken record but: this will require Supreme Court reform. There is no chance the John Roberts Six allow prosecutions of Trump officials to stand.
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Special prosecutors on day 1. Everyone in this administration who broke laws— including every ICE agent who ever kidnapped anyone— must go to prison. All of Epstein’s buddies prosecuted too, Democrat or Republican doesn’t matter.
Has to be this way or this country won’t survive.
Has to be this way or this country won’t survive.
No but really my fear is that the next democrat in the White House will be conciliatory and deliberate when what we need is a chainsaw and some sage.
January 2, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I am a broken record but: this will require Supreme Court reform. There is no chance the John Roberts Six allow prosecutions of Trump officials to stand.
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Remember kids, in the year of our Lord 2026, if you see someone stealing food, NO YOU FUCKING DIDN’T
So someone was unsuccessful in trying to steal $300 worth of food from a business owned by the Sobey family (net worth $5.5 billion), and the cops thought it warranted a news release
January 2, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Remember kids, in the year of our Lord 2026, if you see someone stealing food, NO YOU FUCKING DIDN’T
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I have a lot of mutuals following their accounts 🥴 They have 3 different accounts - please block and do NOT give them your details!!!
@mytipme.com
@mytipme1.bsky.social
@mytipmesupport.bsky.social
#VSky
@mytipme.com
@mytipme1.bsky.social
@mytipmesupport.bsky.social
#VSky
Their mascot is AI and they try to harvest banking information from users for scam purposes. It's blocked for me by a blocklist I subscribe to so this is the first I've seen of them.
They seem to be targeting Vtubers so please keep an eye out.
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They seem to be targeting Vtubers so please keep an eye out.
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January 2, 2026 at 5:52 AM
I have a lot of mutuals following their accounts 🥴 They have 3 different accounts - please block and do NOT give them your details!!!
@mytipme.com
@mytipme1.bsky.social
@mytipmesupport.bsky.social
#VSky
@mytipme.com
@mytipme1.bsky.social
@mytipmesupport.bsky.social
#VSky
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I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
January 1, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I love this idea. Also just hexing the lot of them.
A hexcrawl heist forms in my head:
"How many nobles can you steal from before the clock strikes midnight?"
#ttrpg
"How many nobles can you steal from before the clock strikes midnight?"
#ttrpg
January 1, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I love this idea. Also just hexing the lot of them.
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And ne'er brought to mind?
And may the next year suck much less
Than th'last three years combined.
And ne'er brought to mind?
And may the next year suck much less
Than th'last three years combined.
December 31, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And ne'er brought to mind?
And may the next year suck much less
Than th'last three years combined.
And ne'er brought to mind?
And may the next year suck much less
Than th'last three years combined.
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Sitting a stewing in frustration isn't nearly as cathartic as just designing a poster. Let's see how often I remember that in 2026.
December 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Sitting a stewing in frustration isn't nearly as cathartic as just designing a poster. Let's see how often I remember that in 2026.
Let programs frustrate you and learn from it. I've not done anything seriously vector (as in drawing one and using it elsewhere) in much outside of when I still had Illustrator. UI can be frustrating. I'm sure part of it is potential lawsuits from Adobe. But still. Power through!
December 16, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Let programs frustrate you and learn from it. I've not done anything seriously vector (as in drawing one and using it elsewhere) in much outside of when I still had Illustrator. UI can be frustrating. I'm sure part of it is potential lawsuits from Adobe. But still. Power through!
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On November 17th last year I sold my first enamel pin badge at canopyrobin.etsy.com in an attempt to create a new stream of income that might eventually cover the expenses of trans healthcare instead of perpetual GoFundMes 🏳️⚧️
As we approach the anniversary, I'm going to celebrate one design each day
As we approach the anniversary, I'm going to celebrate one design each day
November 1, 2025 at 10:50 AM
On November 17th last year I sold my first enamel pin badge at canopyrobin.etsy.com in an attempt to create a new stream of income that might eventually cover the expenses of trans healthcare instead of perpetual GoFundMes 🏳️⚧️
As we approach the anniversary, I'm going to celebrate one design each day
As we approach the anniversary, I'm going to celebrate one design each day
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Another little bit of inspiration I made for you
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Another little bit of inspiration I made for you
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~$300 TO GO SURGERY & POST-OP CARE
Disabled. Surgery is 6 weeks out so there's still some time to raise it, but it needs to be raised *before* the surgery.
Pls RS/QS. Pls do what you can. #HelpFolksLive2025
Disabled. Surgery is 6 weeks out so there's still some time to raise it, but it needs to be raised *before* the surgery.
Pls RS/QS. Pls do what you can. #HelpFolksLive2025
My surgery is in about 6 weeks and I've updated the goal. It will all go towards my surgery and post surgery care. Any help is appreciated! Thank you for the support so far!! I greatly appreciate it!
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 71% of goal on Ko-fi! ko-fi.com/bibiblossoms...
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 71% of goal on Ko-fi! ko-fi.com/bibiblossoms...
Support Bibi
Support Bibi
ko-fi.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
~$300 TO GO SURGERY & POST-OP CARE
Disabled. Surgery is 6 weeks out so there's still some time to raise it, but it needs to be raised *before* the surgery.
Pls RS/QS. Pls do what you can. #HelpFolksLive2025
Disabled. Surgery is 6 weeks out so there's still some time to raise it, but it needs to be raised *before* the surgery.
Pls RS/QS. Pls do what you can. #HelpFolksLive2025
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If the last 15 years of the tightening chokeholds on society and culture from the tech sector and the American conservative animus have taught us anything, it’s that it’s healthy to be extremely skeptical of anyone calling the humanities “low utility” or similar
December 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
If the last 15 years of the tightening chokeholds on society and culture from the tech sector and the American conservative animus have taught us anything, it’s that it’s healthy to be extremely skeptical of anyone calling the humanities “low utility” or similar
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Hi all!
I'm casting my paid mockumentary about YouTube drama culture ($500 CAD, about 3-4 minutes of dialogue, self-tape from home). Looking for a trans woman to play JENNA, an indie TTRPG creator whose Kickstarter blows up and then falls apart. Details + sides:
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
I'm casting my paid mockumentary about YouTube drama culture ($500 CAD, about 3-4 minutes of dialogue, self-tape from home). Looking for a trans woman to play JENNA, an indie TTRPG creator whose Kickstarter blows up and then falls apart. Details + sides:
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
JENNA EVERLY - Full Role Information
JENNA EVERLY - Full Role Information Project: A ~45 minute mockumentary about YouTube drama culture. Everything is fictional, meaning fake creators played by actors, fake Kickstarter, and fake screens...
docs.google.com
December 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Hi all!
I'm casting my paid mockumentary about YouTube drama culture ($500 CAD, about 3-4 minutes of dialogue, self-tape from home). Looking for a trans woman to play JENNA, an indie TTRPG creator whose Kickstarter blows up and then falls apart. Details + sides:
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
I'm casting my paid mockumentary about YouTube drama culture ($500 CAD, about 3-4 minutes of dialogue, self-tape from home). Looking for a trans woman to play JENNA, an indie TTRPG creator whose Kickstarter blows up and then falls apart. Details + sides:
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Sorry yall for posting.
Was just informed that the invoice that usually pays out today is now delayed until next week and I am overdraft on my account.
Any little bit helps, I am just trying to tread water till next week.
ko-fi.com/dndjordanlea...
#mutualaid
Was just informed that the invoice that usually pays out today is now delayed until next week and I am overdraft on my account.
Any little bit helps, I am just trying to tread water till next week.
ko-fi.com/dndjordanlea...
#mutualaid
December 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Sorry yall for posting.
Was just informed that the invoice that usually pays out today is now delayed until next week and I am overdraft on my account.
Any little bit helps, I am just trying to tread water till next week.
ko-fi.com/dndjordanlea...
#mutualaid
Was just informed that the invoice that usually pays out today is now delayed until next week and I am overdraft on my account.
Any little bit helps, I am just trying to tread water till next week.
ko-fi.com/dndjordanlea...
#mutualaid
Last repost is one (of many) ways I have a hard time posting my sets, or even just silly little WIPs. There's only so many ways to describe what's going on, and I feel weird repeating it - even if it's exactly what's going on in the image.
December 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Last repost is one (of many) ways I have a hard time posting my sets, or even just silly little WIPs. There's only so many ways to describe what's going on, and I feel weird repeating it - even if it's exactly what's going on in the image.
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Hey, instead of yelling at people about not using Alt text, if it's really important with you, post the alt text in comments.
Accessibility is important, yes, but let's not forget that people have different levels of energy to provide them.
It is not always malicious intent.
Accessibility is important, yes, but let's not forget that people have different levels of energy to provide them.
It is not always malicious intent.
i think the accessibility features on bluesky are great but because i don't use the platform often, i always forget they're there. whenever i post my art, i post the same thing on all my socials at the same time, so it's a lot of copypasting.
December 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Hey, instead of yelling at people about not using Alt text, if it's really important with you, post the alt text in comments.
Accessibility is important, yes, but let's not forget that people have different levels of energy to provide them.
It is not always malicious intent.
Accessibility is important, yes, but let's not forget that people have different levels of energy to provide them.
It is not always malicious intent.
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I am brimming with holiday spirit
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I am brimming with holiday spirit
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This is your casual reminder that executive orders are not laws.
EOs are directives meant to manage the operations of the federal government. Not state governments.
The states that even deign to acknowledge this are the ones who actively WANT to. No one's forcing them.
EOs are directives meant to manage the operations of the federal government. Not state governments.
The states that even deign to acknowledge this are the ones who actively WANT to. No one's forcing them.
BREAKING: Trump says he will sign an executive order this week that will limit states’ ability to regulate AI.
December 9, 2025 at 5:12 AM
This is your casual reminder that executive orders are not laws.
EOs are directives meant to manage the operations of the federal government. Not state governments.
The states that even deign to acknowledge this are the ones who actively WANT to. No one's forcing them.
EOs are directives meant to manage the operations of the federal government. Not state governments.
The states that even deign to acknowledge this are the ones who actively WANT to. No one's forcing them.