Hex ☕️ Cryptic Crits
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Cripplepunk Cryptid Dicemaker in the Midwest | Dice for Weird Ones | Eldritch Memes, if you please | crypticcrits.com | linktr.ee/crypticcrits
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Hullo folks! New Users means New Introductions.
I'm Hex, your midwest cryptid & dicemaker. I like making shinies for D&D, Pathfinder, Shadowrun, Fate, VtM & all other TTRPGs.
If you like any of the above, you should follow! Looking for other #dicemaker like me too.
#TTRPG #DiceGoblin #cryptid
I'm Hex, your midwest cryptid & dicemaker. I like making shinies for D&D, Pathfinder, Shadowrun, Fate, VtM & all other TTRPGs.
If you like any of the above, you should follow! Looking for other #dicemaker like me too.
#TTRPG #DiceGoblin #cryptid
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November 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Games against Genocide Charity Bundle has officially LAUNCHED!
There are 50 TTRPGs to discover for a $10+ donation to @doctorswithoutborders.org and their Palestinian relief efforts.
Purchase the bundle here: tiltify.com/@jesthehuman...
There are 50 TTRPGs to discover for a $10+ donation to @doctorswithoutborders.org and their Palestinian relief efforts.
Purchase the bundle here: tiltify.com/@jesthehuman...
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Games against Genocide Charity Bundle has officially LAUNCHED!
There are 50 TTRPGs to discover for a $10+ donation to @doctorswithoutborders.org and their Palestinian relief efforts.
Purchase the bundle here: tiltify.com/@jesthehuman...
There are 50 TTRPGs to discover for a $10+ donation to @doctorswithoutborders.org and their Palestinian relief efforts.
Purchase the bundle here: tiltify.com/@jesthehuman...
Can't make it to PAX U? Come play here!
During the convention I'll be hosting a special sale on my site - the link only available through the digital exhibitor's hall in the discord when the time comes. Singles and Chonks with special pricing too!
During the convention I'll be hosting a special sale on my site - the link only available through the digital exhibitor's hall in the discord when the time comes. Singles and Chonks with special pricing too!
🎉PLAYER REGISTRATION IS OPEN!🎉
We are FOUR DAYS OUT, and the schedule for Con Zero Fall 2025 is officially live, full of games to sign up for, panels and parties to attend! 🤩
Sign up now and join the server at conventionzero.carrd.co
We are FOUR DAYS OUT, and the schedule for Con Zero Fall 2025 is officially live, full of games to sign up for, panels and parties to attend! 🤩
Sign up now and join the server at conventionzero.carrd.co
November 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Can't make it to PAX U? Come play here!
During the convention I'll be hosting a special sale on my site - the link only available through the digital exhibitor's hall in the discord when the time comes. Singles and Chonks with special pricing too!
During the convention I'll be hosting a special sale on my site - the link only available through the digital exhibitor's hall in the discord when the time comes. Singles and Chonks with special pricing too!
Been repost-a-holic this week while I deal with new medication. Also the genuine emotional whiplash of the last two weeks has me pretty wild, I don't know about the rest of you.
November 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Been repost-a-holic this week while I deal with new medication. Also the genuine emotional whiplash of the last two weeks has me pretty wild, I don't know about the rest of you.
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Last thing for today: if you truly are progressive, that means you don’t leave any vulnerable person behind. Even vulnerable ppl who live in the South. And if you have an exception to that rule, you aren’t actually progressive.
We fight for all vulnerable ppl. Period.
We fight for all vulnerable ppl. Period.
November 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Last thing for today: if you truly are progressive, that means you don’t leave any vulnerable person behind. Even vulnerable ppl who live in the South. And if you have an exception to that rule, you aren’t actually progressive.
We fight for all vulnerable ppl. Period.
We fight for all vulnerable ppl. Period.
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Asking nicely that all the dungeon masters out there include Childish Gnombino in their next D&D campaign
November 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Asking nicely that all the dungeon masters out there include Childish Gnombino in their next D&D campaign
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everyone who wants Democrats to focus on throwing immigrants and trans people under the bus needs to explain why this is not going to be the end result
November 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
everyone who wants Democrats to focus on throwing immigrants and trans people under the bus needs to explain why this is not going to be the end result
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November 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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high-level drug dealers: "we never mention anything illegal over text. basic details of transit and logistics are discussed only via encrypted comms."
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
Amazing how many criminals get together and decide the first order of business is emailing each other about the crimes every three minutes
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
high-level drug dealers: "we never mention anything illegal over text. basic details of transit and logistics are discussed only via encrypted comms."
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
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Are you telling me that The New York Times could have ended Trump’s presidency before it began had they been willing to run the photos of him with girls in bikinis in Epstein’s kitchen?
I hope every independent journalist talks about this until we find out why they didn’t run that story.
I hope every independent journalist talks about this until we find out why they didn’t run that story.
November 13, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Are you telling me that The New York Times could have ended Trump’s presidency before it began had they been willing to run the photos of him with girls in bikinis in Epstein’s kitchen?
I hope every independent journalist talks about this until we find out why they didn’t run that story.
I hope every independent journalist talks about this until we find out why they didn’t run that story.
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The phys ranged and casters are now available on my online print shop (along with the previous tanks and healers) for anyone who was interested in getting physical copies of them:
inprnt.com/gallery/lady...
[RT are very 🥰!]
inprnt.com/gallery/lady...
[RT are very 🥰!]
November 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The phys ranged and casters are now available on my online print shop (along with the previous tanks and healers) for anyone who was interested in getting physical copies of them:
inprnt.com/gallery/lady...
[RT are very 🥰!]
inprnt.com/gallery/lady...
[RT are very 🥰!]
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"We are talking about *life*—the ways we depend on one other and sustain each other as we make and unmake each other. Even when we fail, and our spirits collapse, we are living in opposition to that which would destroy us. We are living and fighting for each other, and that means we have a chance."
My latest is a love letter to Chicago. "I see you stumbling through the stubborn, awkward rhythm of showing up, again and again. I see you fighting alongside people who sometimes frustrate and confuse you, and defending neighbors you may have never met, because you know they’re all your people."
In Chicago, We Run Toward Danger Together
"Faced with unrelenting state violence, Chicagoans have refused to be cowed," says Mariame Kaba.
organizingmythoughts.org
November 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
"We are talking about *life*—the ways we depend on one other and sustain each other as we make and unmake each other. Even when we fail, and our spirits collapse, we are living in opposition to that which would destroy us. We are living and fighting for each other, and that means we have a chance."
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Look, if Steam wants to sell everyone a Linux PC pretending to be a Sexy Gamecube, I'm not going to argue.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKr...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKr...
Steam Hardware Announcement
YouTube video by Valve
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Look, if Steam wants to sell everyone a Linux PC pretending to be a Sexy Gamecube, I'm not going to argue.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKr...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKr...
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Call them:
Schumer (NY)
202 224-6542
Booker (NJ)
202 224-3224
King (ME)
202 224-5344
Hassan (NH)
202 224-3324
Durbin (IL)
202 224-2152
Ossoff (GA)
202 224-3521
Shaheen (NH)
202 224-2841
Gillibrand (NY)
202 224-4451
Masto (NV)
202 224-3542
Warner (VA)
202 224-2023
Fetterman (PA)
No Point
Schumer (NY)
202 224-6542
Booker (NJ)
202 224-3224
King (ME)
202 224-5344
Hassan (NH)
202 224-3324
Durbin (IL)
202 224-2152
Ossoff (GA)
202 224-3521
Shaheen (NH)
202 224-2841
Gillibrand (NY)
202 224-4451
Masto (NV)
202 224-3542
Warner (VA)
202 224-2023
Fetterman (PA)
No Point
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Call them:
Schumer (NY)
202 224-6542
Booker (NJ)
202 224-3224
King (ME)
202 224-5344
Hassan (NH)
202 224-3324
Durbin (IL)
202 224-2152
Ossoff (GA)
202 224-3521
Shaheen (NH)
202 224-2841
Gillibrand (NY)
202 224-4451
Masto (NV)
202 224-3542
Warner (VA)
202 224-2023
Fetterman (PA)
No Point
Schumer (NY)
202 224-6542
Booker (NJ)
202 224-3224
King (ME)
202 224-5344
Hassan (NH)
202 224-3324
Durbin (IL)
202 224-2152
Ossoff (GA)
202 224-3521
Shaheen (NH)
202 224-2841
Gillibrand (NY)
202 224-4451
Masto (NV)
202 224-3542
Warner (VA)
202 224-2023
Fetterman (PA)
No Point
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The beer jacket is an ai image btw.
November 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The beer jacket is an ai image btw.
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How to Make Roman Concrete, One of Human Civilization’s Longest-Lasting Building Materials
How to Make Roman Concrete, One of Human Civilization’s Longest-Lasting Building Materials
More than a millennium and a half after its fall, we still look back with wonder on the accomplishments of the ancient Roman Empire. Few elements of its legacy impress us as much as its built environm...
www.openculture.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
How to Make Roman Concrete, One of Human Civilization’s Longest-Lasting Building Materials
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I just made my calls to Schumer and Gillibrand. PLEASE call your senators and tell them NO DEAL without ACA funding.
#DidThisToday
Find your senators here: reps.fyi
#DidThisToday
Find your senators here: reps.fyi
November 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I just made my calls to Schumer and Gillibrand. PLEASE call your senators and tell them NO DEAL without ACA funding.
#DidThisToday
Find your senators here: reps.fyi
#DidThisToday
Find your senators here: reps.fyi
Would it be wrong to put (both on my linktree and my site) resources on where to donate for food pantries (finding a local one, etc?)
November 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Would it be wrong to put (both on my linktree and my site) resources on where to donate for food pantries (finding a local one, etc?)
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Until the end of the government shutdown, our campaign will be donating $2,500 a month to a food pantry in the Ninth District.
And to my fellow candidates, I challenge you to do the same:
And to my fellow candidates, I challenge you to do the same:
November 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Until the end of the government shutdown, our campaign will be donating $2,500 a month to a food pantry in the Ninth District.
And to my fellow candidates, I challenge you to do the same:
And to my fellow candidates, I challenge you to do the same:
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If any of your people rely on SNAP in Wisconsin, look, if it were me, I'd tell them to get to a grocery store _tonight_
www.patreon.com/posts/143153...
www.patreon.com/posts/143153...
November 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
If any of your people rely on SNAP in Wisconsin, look, if it were me, I'd tell them to get to a grocery store _tonight_
www.patreon.com/posts/143153...
www.patreon.com/posts/143153...
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So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
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🎉 If you're not attending Pax U this year but have always wanted to run a game or panel for a poppin' convention: sign ups are LIVE for ConZero until TOMORROW, November 9th! 🎉
From the same staff that brought you FomoCon this past summer, sign up to host the EVENT OF YOUR DREAMS!
#ConZero #TTRPG
From the same staff that brought you FomoCon this past summer, sign up to host the EVENT OF YOUR DREAMS!
#ConZero #TTRPG
November 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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weathers changing. more time for gaming
November 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
weathers changing. more time for gaming
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Getting all meta on this but after doing ceramics for fun I realize a lot of this is cause we're so capitalism pilled the only compliment a lot us (me included) can think of is to express we want to own art. Which entails buying it.
It's just how we're programmed and it's wild to think about lol
It's just how we're programmed and it's wild to think about lol
Remember, artists: when people say, “I’d buy a print of this,” they don’t mean it. That sentence itself is just a weird compliment that rarely converts to an actual print sale. It’s like if someone ate a very good hot dog and then said, “I could eat 10,000 of these right now.”
November 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Getting all meta on this but after doing ceramics for fun I realize a lot of this is cause we're so capitalism pilled the only compliment a lot us (me included) can think of is to express we want to own art. Which entails buying it.
It's just how we're programmed and it's wild to think about lol
It's just how we're programmed and it's wild to think about lol