Zach, of all people.
@cryingprincess.bsky.social
Singing at the funeral for all you boring pessimists.
Pencil enthusiast.
American poet, open for business.
Pencil enthusiast.
American poet, open for business.
Pinned
Oh, no, Jesus Christ, what if my hobby is 'being charming'?
wait til y'all hear about *sandwiches*
i promise i don’t mean to high horse this but if you’re thinking about giving lizza ten bucks there are a lot of good independent journalists whose work you could subscribe to for a month instead
November 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
wait til y'all hear about *sandwiches*
lol you losers keep clicking on these things
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
lol you losers keep clicking on these things
I'm older than most trees.
November 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I'm older than most trees.
Reposted by Zach, of all people.
TRUMP: and this Daniel, he went into the den?
MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes
TRUMP: surely they ate him
MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't
TRUMP: Unbelievable
MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes
TRUMP: surely they ate him
MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't
TRUMP: Unbelievable
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
TRUMP: and this Daniel, he went into the den?
MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes
TRUMP: surely they ate him
MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't
TRUMP: Unbelievable
MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes
TRUMP: surely they ate him
MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't
TRUMP: Unbelievable
Reposted by Zach, of all people.
while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
"i had no idea that when i took a job hawking the word of christ it would backfire in the long run"
This is perfect. A Fox 52 episode podcast about the life of Jesus, apparently built on subterfuge, theft and lies. Many or most of the actors billed as participating had their voices repurposed from other work and didn't even know they were part of it. ew.com/celebrities-...
Kristen Bell, Malcolm McDowell, more had 'no knowledge' their voices would be used in Fox News Jesus podcast
Kristen Bell, Malcolm McDowell, and more stars had 'no knowledge' that their voices would be used in a Fox News podcast about Jesus until this week, as they recorded audio for a separate project 15 ye...
ew.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:42 AM
"i had no idea that when i took a job hawking the word of christ it would backfire in the long run"
When suffering counts as good news.
The White House just blasted this out under the headline "Good News You May Have Missed"
November 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
When suffering counts as good news.
Reposted by Zach, of all people.
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
KLAXON KLAXON KLAXON
Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
November 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM
KLAXON KLAXON KLAXON
Do you have any idea how cool it feels to tell people that you and your kid put on Stereolab records for dinner music? Weaponized, I feel, by myself.
November 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Do you have any idea how cool it feels to tell people that you and your kid put on Stereolab records for dinner music? Weaponized, I feel, by myself.
Marvel movie ass level of critique from the Atlantic finding the plot holes in the presentation of abject evil because it doesn't match childhood imaginings
that atlantic writer thread about how this isn’t fascism because it doesn’t remind him of the movies he’s seen in which fascism is presented as an almost inhuman omni-evil — instead of what it actually is: a particularly shitty way to run a society — is, it turns out, not a useful contribution 😲
November 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Marvel movie ass level of critique from the Atlantic finding the plot holes in the presentation of abject evil because it doesn't match childhood imaginings
starting to wish i had been a j6er at this point just think of what you could get away with
November 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
starting to wish i had been a j6er at this point just think of what you could get away with
I grew up thinking betting on dog racing was a degenerate activity.
I've met people who care more about dogs than they seem to about unhoused people.
I dunno, guys.
I've met people who care more about dogs than they seem to about unhoused people.
I dunno, guys.
The Athletic polled hundreds of players from across the NBA, NFL, MLB and NHL about their opinions surrounding how sports betting impacts players — the responses were haunting.
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I grew up thinking betting on dog racing was a degenerate activity.
I've met people who care more about dogs than they seem to about unhoused people.
I dunno, guys.
I've met people who care more about dogs than they seem to about unhoused people.
I dunno, guys.
He's still hip
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
He's still hip
Every time I'm sad about inspiration I remember that at least half of the good shit out there is 'for my ex girlfriend' in code language
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Every time I'm sad about inspiration I remember that at least half of the good shit out there is 'for my ex girlfriend' in code language
I'm about to break open the plastic on an '84 copy of True Stories to spin while I cook dinner, alone. It's older than me. Pleasures and their subtleties, what a world.
November 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I'm about to break open the plastic on an '84 copy of True Stories to spin while I cook dinner, alone. It's older than me. Pleasures and their subtleties, what a world.
If being rich can seduce and corrupt you this bad, oh baby, wait til you hear about *absolute* power. Shit ain't even subscription based, what are you, a dipshit?
November 13, 2025 at 4:18 AM
If being rich can seduce and corrupt you this bad, oh baby, wait til you hear about *absolute* power. Shit ain't even subscription based, what are you, a dipshit?
Something deeplys, strangely satisfying in knowing my @themountaingoats.bsky.social birthday song.
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Something deeplys, strangely satisfying in knowing my @themountaingoats.bsky.social birthday song.
But where will they see Charlie Kirk if not in Valhalla
Hegseth: "We don't need to be a military of beardos anymore. Do you know how many troops claim to be Nordic Pagan? No, suddenly it's become this real fake religious affiliation inside the Pentagon where troops came to be Nordic Pagan so they can grow a beard and nobody challenges them on it."
November 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
But where will they see Charlie Kirk if not in Valhalla
Lol at 'believe' okay we're giving up I guess
November 12, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Lol at 'believe' okay we're giving up I guess
Solution: illiterate ICE agents, they're way ahead of us.
Really wish I had gotten a better shot of this but holding a phone that says “who else was just ‘following orders’?” up to a riot cop is hard as hell
November 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Solution: illiterate ICE agents, they're way ahead of us.
Where I live now.
November 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Where I live now.
never considered the 'peeing on yourself' overton window but well nevertheless
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
never considered the 'peeing on yourself' overton window but well nevertheless
Reposted by Zach, of all people.
You can't live your life based on hate - that way lies madness and bitterness - but allowing yourself to slip into hater mode from time to time is a lovely little treat, like a drunk cigarette or a decadent slice of cake
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
You can't live your life based on hate - that way lies madness and bitterness - but allowing yourself to slip into hater mode from time to time is a lovely little treat, like a drunk cigarette or a decadent slice of cake
"The next guys, they're Nazis, right?"
"Seems so"
"Let them deal with it"
"Seems so"
"Let them deal with it"
Call it the AIPAC effect: “Biden officials worried that attaching their names to a recommendation to limit American support for Tel Aviv would hinder their future career prospects, the former senior official said, ‘which is in itself appalling.’ ” www.huffpost.com/entry/biden-...
Biden Discussed Potential Israeli War Crimes In Gaza. He Kicked The Can To Trump.
New intelligence shocked officials in late 2024, spurring heightened fear of U.S. liability, HuffPost has learned. The period saw Secretary of State Antony Blinken ask if Israel’s actions constituted ...
www.huffpost.com
November 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
"The next guys, they're Nazis, right?"
"Seems so"
"Let them deal with it"
"Seems so"
"Let them deal with it"