Zach, of all people.
@cryingprincess.bsky.social
Singing at the funeral for all you boring pessimists.
Pencil enthusiast.
American poet, open for business.
Pencil enthusiast.
American poet, open for business.
He's still hip
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
He's still hip
Like they were waiting for me this whoooooole time
November 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Like they were waiting for me this whoooooole time
Something deeplys, strangely satisfying in knowing my @themountaingoats.bsky.social birthday song.
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Something deeplys, strangely satisfying in knowing my @themountaingoats.bsky.social birthday song.
Where I live now.
November 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Where I live now.
Pynchon nailing our boy the president until sentence's end, Tim Heidecker picked up the slack at some point, Too Dumb for Suicide, so happy to be alive for post modernism.
October 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Pynchon nailing our boy the president until sentence's end, Tim Heidecker picked up the slack at some point, Too Dumb for Suicide, so happy to be alive for post modernism.
Who needs a girlfriend when you have the best luck at the record store
October 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Who needs a girlfriend when you have the best luck at the record store
Well how the hell do *you* roast 'em?!
August 28, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Well how the hell do *you* roast 'em?!
Imagine not wanting to be my friend. I sure can't!
August 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Imagine not wanting to be my friend. I sure can't!
for those who thought us military doing traffic stops were pathetic, wait til you see us military rolling out red carpet for u know who
August 16, 2025 at 11:08 AM
for those who thought us military doing traffic stops were pathetic, wait til you see us military rolling out red carpet for u know who
I'm not a great reader, but I think I'm right to say that Andrew wants to execute LGBTQIA+ (all of them, so inclusive, he) here.
August 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I'm not a great reader, but I think I'm right to say that Andrew wants to execute LGBTQIA+ (all of them, so inclusive, he) here.
August 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Silly little moon over band camp
July 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Silly little moon over band camp
oh dang did i restrain vanity and not post the picture where i probably had a fever at the dylan museum? if you're an ex-lover who's got a sleeper account, sry/yr welcome/hope yr well.
July 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
oh dang did i restrain vanity and not post the picture where i probably had a fever at the dylan museum? if you're an ex-lover who's got a sleeper account, sry/yr welcome/hope yr well.
Please don't mess with us, the make out kings of Marietta. Pretty, please.
July 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Please don't mess with us, the make out kings of Marietta. Pretty, please.
The shitty thing about life is that you inevitably can't tell everyone that needs to know about good art when it lands in your lap, they're just gone or too far or whatever.
July 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The shitty thing about life is that you inevitably can't tell everyone that needs to know about good art when it lands in your lap, they're just gone or too far or whatever.
Always pack a safety, make it one that makes you crazy.
July 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Always pack a safety, make it one that makes you crazy.
There's a joke here.
July 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
There's a joke here.
"i was born stupid, i will not die hungry, video games forever" thanks tim
July 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
"i was born stupid, i will not die hungry, video games forever" thanks tim
Self fulfilling prophecy, sorta
July 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Self fulfilling prophecy, sorta