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cruyff-mas guy
@cruyffguy.bsky.social
· Apr 6
Anyway it's great to be back here on... what's that say? bluesky.com? Oh god, this is always death
Celebrity Apprentice (2025)
November 15, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Celebrity Apprentice (2025)
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This is all I could think of with that weird “AI”-generated floating lantern thing.
November 15, 2025 at 11:03 AM
This is all I could think of with that weird “AI”-generated floating lantern thing.
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courtesy of DylPesch from the wonderful @deadlockpw.bsky.social reddit
November 15, 2025 at 11:18 AM
courtesy of DylPesch from the wonderful @deadlockpw.bsky.social reddit
10 million respect points for the shrimp mascot wearing a poppy cape and saluting the sunset
November 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
10 million respect points for the shrimp mascot wearing a poppy cape and saluting the sunset
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Someone went on You Bet identifying episodes of You Bet and Matthew Kelly's eyes turned completely black
November 8, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Someone went on You Bet identifying episodes of You Bet and Matthew Kelly's eyes turned completely black
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Posted to Twitter eight minutes before it was copied and pasted onto bluesky
Elon Musk is deliberately using his platform to poison our politics and divide our country.
It's time for the government to wake up to the threat he poses to our democracy.
It's time for the government to wake up to the threat he poses to our democracy.
November 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Posted to Twitter eight minutes before it was copied and pasted onto bluesky
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Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
November 5, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
Hopefully this kind of piece will get more people off xwitter. Bluesky is a bit dull sure, but at least it isn't actively trying to fuel the far-right news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
How the world's richest man is boosting the British right
How the world's richest man is boosting the British right
news.sky.com
November 6, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Hopefully this kind of piece will get more people off xwitter. Bluesky is a bit dull sure, but at least it isn't actively trying to fuel the far-right news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
One for the blooper reel
NEW: The UK Government accidentally leaked internal emails on the Huntingdon train stabbing to The National.
Number 10 inadvertently sent confidential materials to us - including lines prepared for ministers and info not yet made public.
www.thenational.scot/news/2559307...
Number 10 inadvertently sent confidential materials to us - including lines prepared for ministers and info not yet made public.
www.thenational.scot/news/2559307...
No 10 accidentally leaks internal Huntingdon train stabbing emails to The National
NO 10 accidentally leaked confidential internal emails discussing the Huntingdon train stabbing to The National ...
www.thenational.scot
November 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
One for the blooper reel
November. The Wednesday of months imo
November 3, 2025 at 8:07 AM
November. The Wednesday of months imo
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Is Will Still Southampton manager?
No. No he's not.
No. No he's not.
November 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Is Will Still Southampton manager?
No. No he's not.
No. No he's not.
My biggest issue with bluesky continues to be people posting screenshots of tweets from all the worst people over there
November 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
My biggest issue with bluesky continues to be people posting screenshots of tweets from all the worst people over there
Early Christmas rebrand because fuck it. Might even go out and buy some mince pies
November 2, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Early Christmas rebrand because fuck it. Might even go out and buy some mince pies
Unbelievably funny outcome that they went on to lose to a Greek minnow team after this
October 24, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Unbelievably funny outcome that they went on to lose to a Greek minnow team after this
The top story across the whole of bbc sport today. Insane behaviour
October 16, 2025 at 10:56 AM
The top story across the whole of bbc sport today. Insane behaviour
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October 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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I’m glad we can call come together and celebrate the joy in the murder of just an absolute fucking piece of shit
October 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I’m glad we can call come together and celebrate the joy in the murder of just an absolute fucking piece of shit
I think Sutton United might win this one
October 11, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I think Sutton United might win this one
Someone at Netflix wrote a prompt in ChatGPT that said "create a Christmas film starring Rowan Atkinson and some babies" and here we are
October 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Someone at Netflix wrote a prompt in ChatGPT that said "create a Christmas film starring Rowan Atkinson and some babies" and here we are
Excuse me, I'll be taking the next week off work to come up with a mnemonic to remember all the Pozzo era Watford managers
Javi Gracia returns to Watford, in another change of head coach under Gino Pozzo...
October 8, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Excuse me, I'll be taking the next week off work to come up with a mnemonic to remember all the Pozzo era Watford managers
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Summer 2025 in the UK, a time of unity and euphoria.
September 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Summer 2025 in the UK, a time of unity and euphoria.