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Celebrity Apprentice (2025)
November 15, 2025 at 1:20 PM
10 million respect points for the shrimp mascot wearing a poppy cape and saluting the sunset
November 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I will never go back though. I'm bluesky 4 life brother!
November 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Unbelievably funny outcome that they went on to lose to a Greek minnow team after this
October 24, 2025 at 8:35 AM
The top story across the whole of bbc sport today. Insane behaviour
October 16, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Yesssssssss
October 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I think Sutton United might win this one
October 11, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Someone at Netflix wrote a prompt in ChatGPT that said "create a Christmas film starring Rowan Atkinson and some babies" and here we are
October 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
There's so many on the sports page today that they've spilled over onto the news page as well
September 28, 2025 at 8:29 AM
@lowqualityregen.bsky.social a banner day for the pages today
September 28, 2025 at 7:27 AM
One round before finally beating the evil golden needle challenge on Balatro after about the hundredth attempt. Then I misread a card, play it and die
September 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
September 17, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Did they just sign him to make this joke?
September 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Huge move for Birmingham City joining Patrick Roberts on loan
September 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
IF (big if as I don't know if I have the cajones) I went down this route then I think this would be my team
September 1, 2025 at 11:58 AM
You'd never guess what this article is about
August 30, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Three weeks after football being back
August 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Me walking into another season of FPL
August 15, 2025 at 10:52 AM
August 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
@lowqualityregen.bsky.social this might be the worst one I've seen. Bringing piano??
July 23, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Lmao
July 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Steve, at what point did you think you lost the crowd?
July 12, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Kneecap to take to Glastonbury stage in what could be festival
June 28, 2025 at 10:30 AM
He's an odd duck isn't he? Feel like we're just a few embarrassing performances away from him delivering a supremely weird post-match press conference that'll be referenced for generations to come
June 12, 2025 at 7:09 AM
A part of me feels that him and Tuchel ended up in the wrong jobs and we've diverged into the Biff timeline
June 11, 2025 at 8:04 AM